My friend once said that onions are the only fruit or vegetable that can make you cry without eating it. I tested that theory by throwing a coconut at his head.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.
You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the reader. And you bring our worlds to life.
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.