Nagatha Harshwhinny was a professional. When she set a goal, it was done. When she took charge, production soared. When she spoke, ponies listened. A lifetime of strict regiments and no tolerance for slouching instilled a discipline that rivaled that of Canterlot's Royal Guard; a template for order and leadership.

But Harshwhinny's fateful visit to Ponyville changed all that, and made her realize that absolute, 100%, crystal-clear professionalism came at a terrible price...

Her.

A bellowing shout out to my wonderful proofreaders Pearple Prose, JeffCtv, OkemosBrony, and Skeeter The Lurker.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, mild adult content, alcohol consumption, and someone who had TOO much fun writing this.

Enjoy!

And Merry-f**ckin-Christmas!

Featured on Equestria Daily, December 28, 2013!

What could a smug, arrogant, disrespectful, inconsiderate, country-town farmpony possibly have to offer a seamstress down on her luck? Migraines, premature wrinkles, a revolutionary new fashion line, and a burning attraction that they'd both deny until the moon crashed into Equestria. That's what.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, crude humor, innuendo, and shameless drama written by yours truly.

(Many thanks to the ever-helpful Pearple Prose for his generous proofreading and suggestions. And an extra-special thanks to the fiction and fanfiction authors that have helped push my writing skills to new heights.)

Enjoy!

The last thing Applejack needed was a pity partner. Most of her friends knew that. But not Pinkie, no… Pinkie cried with her. Pinkie hurt with her. Pinkie writhed and shouted with her.

Because they both knew it was all Pinkie’s fault.

Rated "Everyone" because EVERYONE should embrace the sudden influx of ApplePie. Even bookplayer. Especially bookplayer. Enjoy!

'I've followed you since the dawn of time.
I've whispered thoughts into your mind.
I've watched your towers hit the ground.
I've lured the children never found.
I've helped your kings abuse their crown.

'In the heart of evil men,
Plant the seeds of my own plan.
The strong and powerful will fall.
You'll find a piece of me in all.'

A sneak peak at the unseen rise of King Discord.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, mild violence, disturbing images, and crude humor. Enjoy! Also, this song. Yes...

Like many things in the wide, wide bubble of absurdities, this should have never happened; Discord should have never wooed Applejack. But he did. And there isn't a damn thing she can do about it.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and crude humor. Enjoy!
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A response to this thread. Praise be thee, TheOneBehindYou, for her insight on the matter; Fimiction simply doesn't have enough AppleCord... But it starts today. And it starts with me. (A special thanks to Pearple Prose for suggestions and pre-reading.)

Now with audio reading by the wonderful obabscribbler!

Sometimes, Friendship just isn't enough. When Applejack truly understands that, she confronts the problem. That problem's name is Twilight Sparkle.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and crude humor. Enjoy!

Edit: Small thing I forgot to mention. Alicorn Twilight? IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

A forgotten past is a repeated one.

Inspired by a prompt from this guy. Driven by this song.

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes and mild graphic images. Enjoy!

As the old mantra goes; Time heals all wounds. But Time also corrodes. Life, love, promises, all of them suffer for it. Applejack knew this. More than anypony, really. The day she watched Rainbow Dash leave to achieve her life-goal, Applejack might've forgotten. Just for a moment.

'For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then the memory of the memory. And then nothing. I look upon you and feel nothing. I remember nothing but you turning your back on me.
~ProfessorPiggy

Rated "Everyone" because EVERYONE can be a forgetful douche nozzle. Enjoy!

After the Diamond Dog fiasco, it becomes painfully obvious that Rarity can't fight. Does kicking a manticore in the face count? Applejack doesn't think so, and she's the only pony with the gastric fortitude to do something about it.

Rated "Everyone" because EVERYONE needs to know how to fight.

Enjoy!

"Every ten thousand years, something within me changes. It grows with me. Evolves with me. As such, the world must do the same. So it had been since the beginning. So it shall always be.”

Rated "Teen" for suggestive themes, and dark themes. I... I feel terrible for writing this.