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After the Diamond Dog fiasco, it becomes painfully obvious that Rarity can't fight. Does kicking a manticore in the face count? Applejack doesn't think so, and she's the only pony with the gastric fortitude to do something about it.
Rated "Everyone" because EVERYONE needs to know how to fight.
Enjoy!
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Ha! Funny, clever, little short. Excellent work, my friend!
''Good heavens, darling! With how you’d spoken of brutal poundings—taking and giving again and again until you’ve collapsed from exhaustion—I figured you—'' hah!! an innuendo if i ever heard one, nice
It's funny, but did I miss something? Was Rarity going to teach her to have sex? Is that why AJ knocked her out? Or was AJ trying to catch her off guard?
Hold up, HOLD UP!
RARITY VS. APPLEJACK
ROUND ONE!
FIGHT!
There we go and now.....oh GODS, I was laughing so hard with this, please, write more, I want to see how this continues, please
I loved the amount of detail and the bluntness you had for this, it was perfect.
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How 'bout, "Damn! Bitch just got KNOCKED!"
Lessons learned: Rarity likes sex. applejack has a mean hook.
*Smirks and applauds* Very nice.
I don't usually do this, but... MOAR!!
I absolutely lost it during this; funniest damn thing I've read in weeks!
Hi there. I hope you don't mind, but I liked this fic so much I've put together an audio version on YouTube.
This is funny, but after two tries, I feel like I've missed something. :/
...blink.
Oki doki loki. Well, didn't see any of THAT coming.
Amusing. ^^
You can has review!
Such violence! For shame AJ!
This was hilarious!
This is... NOT where I expected the story to go.
An oddball ghost happened across your fic and read it. Have a review!