Interesting things just keep happening here. Spike technically gets approval for his harem. Rainbow Dash gets broken by a girly Soarin' who I am now going to call Sora because why not? Spitfire breaks down Applejack's defenses a bit more in this. We find that the parents/guardians of Babs, Scoots, DT and SS are all really lenient so long as hanky-panky doesn't happen until legal age is achieved. Legal age is officially declared it seems. Derpy has better luck than she believes. And finally...Apparently Rarity is a pegasus now.
Well, we knew all ponies in the town were crazy, but I didn't expect every pony in Equestria to be crazy. Examples: Nobles claiming having a collection of sex slaves should be a requirement of office. It seems the only ponies who find the harem situation weird are Twilight's best friends. No one but those friends are worried about children forming harems. The list goes on. Still, awesome story.
3387981 Well think about it for a moment, she just walked up to Discord's doing, I think a little bit of oddity would be easy to figure right? I mean he was able to take their horns/wings already who's to say he couldn't just turn a unicorn into a pegasus?
It could have even happened earlier when they ran into him at Twilight's place and everyone's just so used to Discord by this point that they don't point it out.
Truthfully it was just a typo. But now that everypony's said it I'm gonna make it next chapter so that Discord actually DID turn her into a pegasus, just for kicks, and she decided to just roll with it until he changed her back.
I find it oddly appropriate that I was catching up on Axe Cop as I was reading this. There's a similar mix of serendipity and random events happening for no reason. Just replace the frequent, casual death with semi-public anal sex.
I'm not complaining, mind you. This is all just neutral observation. It has to be. If I were to let my mind engage in this enough to have an opinion on the matter, my sanity would not survive for long.
IIRC, discord gets out of it on two fronts: it requires a reigning princess. Discord neither rules equestria, nor is a princess. Basically, it's about political power, more or less. If Twilight doesn't get the 25 members ( and she should- she has 9 already by my count) she would still be an alicorn, just not a reigning princess. She may not have realized this, however.
anyway, I wonder how Blueblood will react when he finds out he forced a pony to get 25 harem members in what seems to be the place with the lowest inhibitions in Equestria? ( seriously, is it the fact that Spike is associated with the princesses that made their families so unconcerned? I can (just) see the residents of ponyville not caring,since they may well know Spike, but Babs Seed's parents don't even know Spike...)
The pure white pegasus stared at the stage for a moment, seeing her Opal enjoying herself greatly as she wailed away on her saxophone. She then chuckled, shaking her head.
3388486 Typo. But since Discord's nearby, I think next chapter I'm gonna make it so that he actually did turn her into a pegasus and she didn't notice until after he changed her back.
3388530 Typo. But since Discord's nearby, I think next chapter I'm gonna make it so that he actually did turn her into a pegasus and she didn't notice until after he changed her back.
I can't even anymore. This fic is too much. ...Almost. Almost too much. Betting freedoms, Soarin in a maid's outfit, Derpy's unbelievable luck, Spike's harem getting ACCEPTED GOD DAMN IT LOL WAT, Cheerilee going bat-shit insane, and finally Discord's shenanigans with the pets...
Oh my. Just...oh my. Please do continue this is rich.
3388269 Atta boy! Roll with the punches! Keep things fresh!
Twilight Sparkle chose to appear again, an irritated look on her face and a bag held by her meditation.
I think you meant to say levitation here. Meditation is the act of meditatiing, or continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation. Levitation means to move with the power of the mind alone.
I was also going to mention the pegasus Rarity thing, but it seems you're already aware of it. That being said, this was an awesome chappie. I love how you worked in Soarin' and Spitfire. Also, Cheericat is best cat. I was actually inspired to look around on derpibooru to see if anyone had a picture similar to that, and I happened across a good one. Sadly, it's NSFW, and will get my comment deleted if not you into trouble. But, DAMN is it good...
Oh man... dat Sissy Soarin. I can't be the only one who got the mental image of Soarin' in that maid outfit and now wants to see him get it good from Mac and Mr. Cake while the others watch, help out or participate.
Does this mean Opal will be in the harem?
3387906 No, Discord's just having fun.
3387909 Still a Furry Fetish might be an interesting one to pull off. Not to mention a Humanist one.
Interesting things just keep happening here. Spike technically gets approval for his harem. Rainbow Dash gets broken by a girly Soarin' who I am now going to call Sora because why not? Spitfire breaks down Applejack's defenses a bit more in this. We find that the parents/guardians of Babs, Scoots, DT and SS are all really lenient so long as hanky-panky doesn't happen until legal age is achieved. Legal age is officially declared it seems. Derpy has better luck than she believes. And finally...Apparently Rarity is a pegasus now.
What happens next?
AJ x Big Mac seems to be inevitable at this rate. I approve. Excellent chapter all around.
Shouldnt that be unicorn??
I do love the story though , the harem grows
Meanwhile back with Spike's harem......
they have officialy broken rarity. how do i find this? halarious.
Well, we knew all ponies in the town were crazy, but I didn't expect every pony in Equestria to be crazy.
Examples:
Nobles claiming having a collection of sex slaves should be a requirement of office.
It seems the only ponies who find the harem situation weird are Twilight's best friends.
No one but those friends are worried about children forming harems.
The list goes on.
Still, awesome story.
3387938 Discord did it to see if she really just ran out of fucks
Apparently she did
Well, the last scene got my day better. Stupid flu!
Oh God, face hurts... too much laughing.
Dang I got to say that alligator can sing.
Wow...My thoughts on Soarin and Spitfire are never going to be the same.
I Love It!
That last scene... XD
That was a spectacular chapter. Great job on it!
3387981
Well think about it for a moment, she just walked up to Discord's doing, I think a little bit of oddity would be easy to figure right? I mean he was able to take their horns/wings already who's to say he couldn't just turn a unicorn into a pegasus?
It could have even happened earlier when they ran into him at Twilight's place and everyone's just so used to Discord by this point that they don't point it out.
3388249
Truthfully it was just a typo. But now that everypony's said it I'm gonna make it next chapter so that Discord actually DID turn her into a pegasus, just for kicks, and she decided to just roll with it until he changed her back.
3387981 Typo that I decided to make a part of the story next chapter. :3
I find it oddly appropriate that I was catching up on Axe Cop as I was reading this. There's a similar mix of serendipity and random events happening for no reason. Just replace the frequent, casual death with semi-public anal sex.
I'm not complaining, mind you. This is all just neutral observation. It has to be. If I were to let my mind engage in this enough to have an opinion on the matter, my sanity would not survive for long.
3387938 The Rarity thing was a typo. At first. Now I'm just gonna have her actually have been turned into a pegasus for a few minutes. Just for kicks.
3388265
Honestly I think with all that's going on she'd probably consider Discord's tricks the most Normal part of her day. Making it easier for her.
3387915 we already have a furry. Cheerilee the sexy cat lady.
Lungs hurt from all the laughing. Hope this story had a LOT more of chapters.
wait...
discord isn't royalty and for him to have a say as the lord of chaos he would need a harem correct?
discord harem sub-plot maybe?
I suspect Soarin is in for a bit more punishment for that stunt he pulled.
Please, bring moar
3388148 He also does Vincent in FF7 Advent Children and Dirge of Cerberus
This was crazy.
I got nothing.
Then you made Gummy sing.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3388327
IIRC, discord gets out of it on two fronts: it requires a reigning princess. Discord neither rules equestria, nor is a princess. Basically, it's about political power, more or less. If Twilight doesn't get the 25 members ( and she should- she has 9 already by my count) she would still be an alicorn, just not a reigning princess. She may not have realized this, however.
anyway, I wonder how Blueblood will react when he finds out he forced a pony to get 25 harem members in what seems to be the place with the lowest inhibitions in Equestria? ( seriously, is it the fact that Spike is associated with the princesses that made their families so unconcerned? I can (just) see the residents of ponyville not caring,since they may well know Spike, but Babs Seed's parents don't even know Spike...)
Since when is Rarity a pegasus?
3388486 Typo. But since Discord's nearby, I think next chapter I'm gonna make it so that he actually did turn her into a pegasus and she didn't notice until after he changed her back.
I mean, it's Discord. It's something he'd do.
Great!!
The pure white pegasus stared at the stage for a moment
Pegasus?
3388530 Typo. But since Discord's nearby, I think next chapter I'm gonna make it so that he actually did turn her into a pegasus and she didn't notice until after he changed her back.
I mean, it's Discord. It's something he'd do.
Typo's that fuel further chapters... LOVE IT, do it more
3388062 Is that the whiny Emo twat or the whiny Emo twit my Gundam knowlage begins and end with Gundam Wing
3388504 I suppose.
Perfect chapter my sides they hurt
MY FUCKING SIDES SOMEONE PLZ HALP
PLZ
I can't even anymore. This fic is too much. ...Almost. Almost too much. Betting freedoms, Soarin in a maid's outfit, Derpy's unbelievable luck, Spike's harem getting ACCEPTED GOD DAMN IT LOL WAT, Cheerilee going bat-shit insane, and finally Discord's shenanigans with the pets...
Oh my. Just...oh my. Please do continue this is rich.
3388269 Atta boy! Roll with the punches! Keep things fresh!
Soarin.....
BRAIN NOT DETECTED
ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
This is too awesome!
This is quickly becoming my favorite comedy of all time
3388271
You think you're sane? Oh dear, it's worse than than I thought...
3388816
Agree, comedy this good is rare.
I don't actually don't know if I want you to continue, KnightMysterio. It is hilarious as hell, but I don't think my ribs can take more of this.
Now this was hilarious.
>Derpy's face when cloud.
I think you meant to say levitation here. Meditation is the act of meditatiing, or continued or extended thought; reflection; contemplation. Levitation means to move with the power of the mind alone.
I was also going to mention the pegasus Rarity thing, but it seems you're already aware of it. That being said, this was an awesome chappie. I love how you worked in Soarin' and Spitfire. Also, Cheericat is best cat. I was actually inspired to look around on derpibooru to see if anyone had a picture similar to that, and I happened across a good one. Sadly, it's NSFW, and will get my comment deleted if not you into trouble. But, DAMN is it good...
“And no, I was speaking in euphemism. We really were readjusting some books upstairs.”
"No, I wasn't". Unless Derpy is trying to be ironic.
by faust.....i fucking LOVE this story!
Oh man... dat Sissy Soarin.
I can't be the only one who got the mental image of Soarin' in that maid outfit and now wants to see him get it good from Mac and Mr. Cake while the others watch, help out or participate.
Make it happen please. I'll love you forever.
Cockamamie.
Half expected Dash to be all like "Fuck it, I give up, I'm in."
Er...unicorn? Or did Discord change her to a pegasus?