What happens when you give a drunkard a King Tiger?
Explosions, mainly.
(I am using the character versions of the princesses and Discord form this story: Equestria's Crazies.. this is just an idea I had. don't take it seriously.
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fuck yeah german armor
edit: FUCK YEAH GERMAN ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=)
But other than that, this is a fun little comedy fic.
2133899 I'm 'Merican you Nazi piece o shit! 'MERICA!
I'm joking. The allies did call it The King Tiger thought.
2134047 I'm no Nazi.... Imma a viking! I hail from Norway! We where considering sueing the makers of ''Skyrim'' for copying.... Hold that taught....
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2134071 which thought? I have so many...
2134083 *puts away the water sprayer* Sorry, just had to chase away those pesky polar bears. They're always messing with my trash!
Now where was I.... ah, yes. ''Skyrim'' tried to copy our way of ''Norwegian daily life''. But our ''case'' wouldn't have been good enough, because the only copied our kindergarten curriculum. So until they program some sort of official ''Hard mode'', we can't touch them.
Yeah, I know The Allies did call it The King Tiger because of a mistranslation. But it's still wrong.
2134119 Well, i'm just going with what I know.
2134159 “Sometimes it's not enough with what we do know; sometimes we have to know what's required”
2134185 The Churchill tank series sucks ass. The Black Prince on the other hand... watch yo ass.
I understand what kind of story you're trying to tell here, but...
WAT.
I love 'World of Tanks', and now this story too.
Interesting idea, but really we can't read your mind. Who is Pixel, and why does Discord work with him? What's Pixel's beef with Twilight and others? What is the general reason why Discord is misbehaving and Celestia not giving a buck? Why are Luna and Nightmare Moon separate ponies? And WHY Is the Tiger equipped with the long 88mm, and not the wonderful 105mm cannon?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.
Even if you're just messing around it's bad writing to just make things up if they're not plausible at all. A Tiger II rampaging through Ponyville is a tangible story, but there's just so many holes in this that it's hard to grasp.
Sorry, too random for my tastes... Uh, congrats?
2146170 'Cause I don't give a fuck!
Also, read the damn description you dumb ass, it says where I got Discord and the princesses from.
2147879 Its okay. This was just a random idea that popped into my head one day. I don't care if people don't like it. I wrote 'cause I wanted to.
2148880 Its not that I dislike it, I just find myself going; "WTF is going on?"
At the end of the day, if you're having fun writing it, keep going. That's what writing should be all about!
2150662 This guy gets it.
2278602 Oh shit...
I was laughing my ass off!
But come on, the 88mm? Where's the 105 at!
2396008 The 88 was standard on most Tigers.
Yep, the 10.5's we have ingame are just fantasy, even moreso the E75 Armament...
btw, Why does everyone get this whole shit wrong with Köningstiger... it's Königstiger, w/o the Extra n, but afaik the german's caught that name from Allied POW's and then used it translated.. officially it was afaik called Tiger II by officials and stuff, Propaganda films are known to have preferred the term Königstiger, but Military used Tiger II
anyways... a bit too random for my taste,so no vote from me, contact me if this whole stuff somehow makes sense
Greetings from Germany
Nordicaeon
4099915 This was mostly written for fun, and the terminology came from Wikipedia because I couldn't for the life of me remember how it was spelled at the time.
I do understand that at the time Allied forces didn't want to have to write Königstiger every time they filed a report or needed to call them in over the radio, thus, they just started calling it the King Tiger to make it easier.
I thank you for taking the time to read this and giving me your feedback. I mostly write for fun, but any sort of feedback is appreciated.
4099956 Königs is also the German translation for 'King', if that helps some....
DAMN IT PIXEL I WANTED TO BLOW UP TWI'S HOUSE WITH A KING TIGER