Hi! Name's OdysseDash, and what I'm about to tell you is really crazy, yet awesome! So, I recently had a young mare with my wife, PeneleSparkle, details, details... BUT! On that same day, I had to go out to war to fight in Troy! It was a long battle. About... seven years? Something like that. Anyways, I kinda got a bit too reckless, but hay! That's me. So, I declared I won the war myself, when in reality, the gods of us Greek ponies had helped out a little. Athena Bloom helped out in war and when I came with the idea of the Trolljan Horse, EuryloDerpy accidentally dropped something on the soothsayer, which kind of wasn't help of the gods but... Anyways, Athena Bloom and Poseidon Scratch pointed that out. Unfortunately, I was too stupid to disagree. We then got lost at sea and... well, things turned out bad. But, that was the fun part!
Interesting idea
Odd at sea. Odyssey. Word games are excruciating...
Anyways, this is good! The names feel a bit off but meh... Gonna fav and like and will expect next chapters eagerly! Please note, however, that I will investigate on the battle of Troy. So I will be able to catch any errors in this... Thread carefully friend.
Thank you so much for looking into this. It's my first time actually opening my work to the public, so I was a little nervous about this. And, yeah I know the names are a bit off. I don't know what I would name Ithaca or Troy to make it MLP themed, but I will edit them as soon as I think of something. I'm trying my best to make this interesting. Again, thanks! I hope for feedback so I can improve.
some things are a bit strange, achillies was a whole other tribe of greek (myrmadon), still great story start look forward to more.
You have come at the perfect time.
i liked this episode. It had some fun in it. when i thought you would've made achilles jack survive i
I wonder how big a problem killing everyone in Odyssedash's crew will be for you. oh yeah, why the buck is rarity there? she hates violence!
You do know that when I include the mane 6 I have to include rarity, right? Plus, she was not mentioned anywhere in the battle. Makes you think, don't it?
Also, legofreak, I am personally making you my criticizing Dutch bag! (Don't take it the wrong way. I am not racist and I mean this in a good way.) I need someone like you to give me pointers like that. Thanks for the feedback! You are a good dutch bag an I give a bro hoof to you and everyone reading this! Derpy, please give the nice bronies a bro hoof. 
/) Umm... That's a wing. Wutevs. Bro hoof! /)
1983148 Matt, I call most of my friends bastard. calling me a dutch bag is not offensive at all. I take it as a compliment
This is bound for fun! I also just got that feel, you know, when you feel attached to a character? When Pinkie said that about their food and how she could make something out of it. It made me think.
After all they've been through and all that they've seen, they're still up and ready for more and still looking forward to their lives outside of war... That is a feeling I'd love to put into my stories! Great job, slightly rushed, awesome and not gory enough that it takes away from the lighthearted experience. I really liked this.
You sir just made my weekend!
Just a warning, the next chapter is probably going to upset all you Trixie lovers out there.
"Umm... what?"
You'll see...
And another news; I just started my own blog. mainly about updates that will be coming in the near future. Thanks for the support!
I cant believe you actually got the scene with fluttershy and the cyclops to still work out, even with fluttershy messing things up.
and rarity teleporting outside XD It just makes no sense that Oddysedash was wondering why she didnt marry derpy in one scene and chose twilight instead. I will take points off for that.
What, is this a test or something?
1988254 Maybe...
Oh well! This is fun
Will await the next chapter
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You have to remember that in The Trolljan war, OdysseDash said,
Right there, she was talking about EuryloDerpy.
So, do I get a 100% then?
1990149 No. Because Oddyseus never had thoughts as if he started developing feelings for another character.
Sorry for the lack of activity, guys! I've been busy with youtube (link to channel below) working on new videos, but I am back! Still going to be busy with fimfiction and youtube, but I'll be sure to work more often here now. The next chapter to this fiction will be coming soon! Really soon!
Link to awesomeness and butter!
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I can already see the reuniting of father and son...uh I mean mother and daughter
Telemescoot the island of Ithaca never told you what happened to your mother
They told me enough they told me... wait they didnt tell me shit what the hell happened to my mother
Telemescoot I am your mother
No thats impossible
And im a lesbian who banged your mom with a magic penus that she used a spell to put on me for her own sexual desires
Yep mama always said you were vulgar and straight forward Im suprised you havent tried to make me eat you out
Who said I wasnt
damn it let me go get some strong wine
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I'm having a hard time trying not to laugh.