Twilight and her friends are invited to a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to take an air-cruise around Equestria, while being treated like royalty aboard the so-called "unpopable" Airborne Express as they drift through the skies of Equestria and experience the bliss of air travel at its finest. That is, until the entire Airborne Express population find themselves approaching a deadly rainstorm...
A lighthearted parody of the classic theatrical tragedy.
WARNING: Contains sexually intimate shipping. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Author's Note: As you know, there are sixteen main characters in this story (Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Spike, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, Fancypants and Fleur de Lis). The characters presented below are the most prominent in the story. Even though a character not pictured below has significance in one part does not mean they are significant to the whole story.
Also, just because a character is pictured below does not mean that they are to be shipped into an inexistent relationship or shipped out of their canon relationship (i.e. Princess Cadence and Shining Armor). Their presence below is dictated by their role in the story as a whole, not for the "sexytimes."
*Cover art is subject to change...I can't find any good human Mane Six artwork on my computer at this time.
There's no way that things could go wrong in this story. Nope. No way at all!
Sounds fun for the moment
!
I wonder who will be shipped with who.
(Joke) Alt. Title: Twipanic
2072918 A question that has baffled scientists for decades
and me for the length of this comment 
LOL. This is awesome!
All right, I'm confused.
They know they've been humanized? How long has this been so? What caused it?
There are so many questions...
2080149 It's just simple fourth-wall breakage.
I know I shouldn't be doing it with anyone but this girl --> 
but I just can't help myself. 
Rest assured, they know they're humans, were previously ponies, and just don't question it since they don't need to. Which is somewhat offputting since, as humans (including Spike), they lack their horns, wings, and magic. But, as you'll see, not their cutie marks or the size of their eyes in proportion to the rest of their visages.
classic theatrical tragedy
you know this was an actual event right?
2086419 Yeah, but the actual event wasn't a romance movie.
Let me guess. The Airborne Express goes down and almost all of them die.
2105338 Yes and no. This isn't gonna be a tragedy like the original Titanic. Nopony's gonna die, but there will be a climatic ending for the sake of having a rising action and a climax. In more ways than one.
why the dislikes
? its pretty well written, and I haven't seen a titanic parody yet, so i dont see anything to critisize! good work!
2075009 FIANLLY
another person that doesn't mind twilight's wings!
oh.
THIS is why all the dislikes....
2230633 Thanks. And while I could explain why I'm pretty sure Twilight's wings are one-time thing until the show reaches its real eventual conclusion several hundred seasons from now, the only real problem I have with them knowing that is that they're too big. And that makes, in the words of Francis Sparkle, "Twilie sad."
2230677 Oh, hell, I don't know: I just write fanfiction. But I think, based on these statistics, I should stick with science-fiction, not erotic. I just write erotic fanfiction when I'm depressed or really lonely. But then writing it makes me feel even more like a freak, so...yeah...I'll just write what I know best.
And to be serious, I love the chapter. I really do.
You managed to alters all of the mixing if emotions going on I twi's head. (Yo better write this to the finish
) but the one thing that annoyed me a little was the amount if times rarity said "darling" to pinkie. It's just a little OCD thing, but still... Also, the amount of "votes" (deciding to have the orgy, and choosing the group leader) seems a Tad cheesy
. Other than those two points... I love the story and expect more. 
-begin movie quote-
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you continue this story now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. (And by kill I mean beg to continue)
2230751 agreed. They block her cutie mark too much... Which is exactly what defines who she is. I also hope that they don't have her flying around everywhere like rainbowdash, because that just wouldn't be twi (I prefer trotting excuse? Keeping them tucked in?). heck, I originally hoped (before I saw the episode) that twi would tell celestia that she didn't want her wings because she didn't want to "make her best friends feel lesser" then hide them magically for use in season finals where she would need them. Long story short, if they don't make too much of a big deal out of them in regular episodes
, I'm fine with it.
2247448 (In response to your comment for Chapter 4): You know, until thirty seconds ago, I only knew the last few words of that quote from seeing it again and again on Facebook. I use it all the time in GTA as a sort of, "I'm coming for you" battle cry thing 'cause I think it fits Niko Bellic's attitude towards anyone - even Michelle after their latest date where she was like, "What were you thinking when you bought those shoes?" I'm not sure Michelle knows that I have like thirty different guns I can draw in half a second.
Also, I am collaborating with a friend of mine (shh...!) for a super long fanfiction we want to write. I told him we won't start until after I finish Counterclockwise, but when in fact, I don't really wanna start it for a while. I've been on a fanfiction blaze and I'm sick of it. I wanna get back to my super-awesome, super-dark, super-scary science-fiction novel. So, I will finish Counterclockwise, and, assuming I'm not braindead on writing all this fanfiction, will finish In Holy Maretrimony, and, of course, Twitanic. After all this, I will be in fanfiction hiatus and finish my novel. Then, over the summer, either write another novel or start the big fanfiction. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. Everything is subject to change. But, after Counterclockwise, I will finish Twitanic, even if I don't get to In Holy Maretrimony, 'cause who cares about that?
That was both surprising('
'); and weird.('
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2411464 Well, it is a clopfic.
2411883 I like this story though. Can't wait for the next chapter.
it was really good
2720268 Thanks!
What there humans now? Boy am I confused
3169929 Yeah, it's a humanized fanfiction.