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Meanie Pie


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(Joke) Alt. Title: 1,000 Ways To Die (And Not Care One Bit)
Why do people only make these kind of fanfics about Rainbow Dash? Really...

I don't get the negative response that this story seems to be getting.
I think it's funny.

1998460 Oh hi. How are you doing?
Because we appear to be doing the same thing. (That is, going to new stories with more dislikes than likes and having our way with them.)

I greatly enjoyed chapter 1, onto chapter 2.

I don't get why this has so many downvotes, it was well written and creative (aside from the "it's just rainbow dash dying" part).

If it was Rarity, I would have created another account just to favorite this twice.

Someone should create an organ just to protect Dashie... Seems that everyone want her killed for some reason. :fluttershysad:

In this entire comments section: Dashfags becoming incredibly angry.

This comment will be hidden due to its poor rating, I can tell

I somewhat disliked this one due to cartoon physics. Keep on writing though, they're fascinating.

I only killed Rainbow Dash in one way, and I got quadruple the dislikes that you have in just half the time. :fluttercry:

1999301 Actually, RD isn't my favorite pony. That distinction is tied between Celestia, Luna, and Pinkie Pie.

I've noticed Pinkie is a main factor in these deaths :rainbowlaugh:

Think it's got soo many downvotes is becuase people don't like the idea of Dash dying :rainbowlaugh:
But these death are hilarious

"Then the barn down crashed down inward right on top"

... What? 0_o I mean, some of the fun I have in reading this (considering there's no way I can take this seriously) is trying to imagine the scenarios in detail, but c'mon, man! Two thirds of that sentence sound like something from a Dance Dance Revolution announcer!

"Down! Crash Down! Inward! You're doing P-P-P-PERFECT!"

Favorited based on chapter title alone. Might laugh myself to death.

WRITE MOAR! RIGHT NEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO! :flutterrage:

>More plea-

>I need a vacation from all the chans now.

>All of them.

I want an update now! D:

I loved this and can't really write it that well so I am counting on you or whatever my reason in my head was when I started typing!

Suggestions, do you take them?

Rainbow Dash puts her hoof in a blender trying to get a knife accidentally dropped in!

Rainbow Dash chokes on some celery!

Rainbow Dash plays with fireworks!

Rainbow Dash tries stealing the book in "Read it and weep", end up crashing into a nurse carrying a lot of needles!

Dashie tries helping build the farm after it falls yet again, SUPPORT BEAM TO THE FACE!

Sound good?

Please write more... I anticipate this updating... dots... are... addicting...

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