The Twelve Days of Hearth's - The Twelve Days of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Hearth's - Twelve Days of Christmas
by dashie76
I do not own "Twelve Days of Christmas." This is a fan made carol.
On the first day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
A Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the second day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the third day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the fourth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the fifth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the sixth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the seventh day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the eighth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Eight featured fanfics,
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the ninth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Nine background ponies,
Eight featured fanfics,
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the tenth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Ten pegasi flying,
Nine background ponies,
Eight featured fanfics,
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the eleventh day of Hearth's my true love gave to me:
Eleven Doctor Whooves forms,
Ten pegasi flying,
Nine background ponies,
Eight featured fanfics,
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
On the twelfth day of Hearth's my true love gave to me,
Twelve Winter Wrap-Ups,
Eleven Doctor Whooves forms,
Ten pegasi flying,
Nine background ponies,
Eight featured fanfics,
Seven changelings changing ,
Six harmonious Elements,
Fiiiiive fanfic readings!
Four two-part specials,
Three sonic rainbooms,
Two royal sisters,
And a Derpy plushie in a muffin tree!
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This one, admittedly, did drag on a bit...perhaps it just would have been better to only write the twelfth day.
Remember to comment to tell me what you think and give constructive criticism if necessary!
I find it sad that all of these comments, are yours.
I could only laugh at this one.
I loved each and everyone of these poems.
Eleven Doctor Whooves forms. I see what you did there.
Great songs!
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1766046That's good, right...?
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1766069>>1766149Thanks to you, and everyone else who enjoyed the poems/carols! You're all awesome!
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FUCK YEAH
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Gotta tell you, I went through these and found myself greatly amused.
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-Minty
The fire's still glowing as I carry my plate, laden with cookies – none of which I ate!
They're all made for Santa because he's coming tonight, sleigh bells a-ringin' led by Rudolph's light.
He'll slip down the chimney, quiet as a mouse, and tiptoe so carefully through our small house.
With a gentle "Ho-Ho-Ho" he'll creep to our tree, and leave a gift, especially for me!
I've been really good, say my Mum and Dad, and Santa rewards those who haven't been bad,
I made sure to leave a carrot for each single reindeer, so maybe Santa will bring something special this year!
Santa's waiting outside my door, but I don't want to see him any more.
Mummy and Daddy are lying in bed, I wish I could call them, but they're already dead.
The reindeer are wailing, rattling cries, as their teeth gnash together with each roll of their eyes.
Their carrots ignored, their sleigh forgotten; their flesh torn apart and turning rotten.
The neighbours are screaming, they're being eaten alive, Santa's a zombie and it's a fight to survive,
His beard is not white, but soaked a blood red, from when he ran at my Daddy and bit into his head,
I can hear him moaning outside my door, I hide inside my cupboard, curl up and cry on the floor.
The sunlight is shining, but I don't care, because instead of snow angels, there's blood everywhere.
The reindeer are gone now, well, those that aren't dead because they hit some so hard that it smashed in their head.
My house is in ruins, my presents in tatters, but as I look around I see none of that matters,
My family are gone, eaten like cookies, and I'm left all alone in the garden to freeze,
Then just when I thought Santa really didn't find me! That when I heard that low guttural moan, from just behind me...
"Ohh Ohh Ohh"
1766453Oh my God. That was...actually really scary. Just...wow. Did you come up with that just now? If so, you've got talent.
1766442Achievement gained - Mintelle's title.
BEST DAY EVAR!
1766281 Yes, it is good I laughed at your 12 days of Hearths Warming. It's just too damn funny!
1766776Okay, good! I was worried for a second there...I'm glad you like it!
I was trying to sing this, though maybe it would be better to either say "A Derpy in a Muffin Tree" or "A Derpy Plushie in a Tree" makes it easier to sing along with, but overall Good job. I really enjoyed singing it
The Plushie in derpy was a drag
1767601I guess "Derpy plush in a tree" makes sense. Perhaps I'll edit it...And I'm glad you like it!
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This was actually really amusing.
There are some people who I'm actually going to send the lyrics to.
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1771844God dang it, why didn't I think of that.
1772087The instrumental version has a unique feel to it...
How did I just find these? They're good.