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locke_jaw


I avoid clichés like the plague.

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In the middle of her "Princess Business" in Las Pegasus, Princess Celestia decides to make a quick stop at the world renowned pawn shop, Bronze & Copper in hopes to experience the genuine pawning experience.

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rBrick would have offered her 1200 and the bones of a saint he picked up last week

What do ya got for me? The genuine three thousand year old element of loyalty? Hold on- I've got a buddy who's an expert in elements of loyalty.

Mhm. Mhmmm. Alright, thanks, buddy.

He tells me it's worth 3 million bits. Best I can do is two hundred. I gotta make money here.

Yeah... 150 is the best I can do. I gotta hold onto it... not sure if there's even a market for this, to be honest here.

Alright, 220 and that's as low as I'll go.

Okay, great! I'll meet you over there and we'll get the paperwork ready.

I was kinda hoping Brick would say something like, "The best I can do is 20 bits.", then call Celestia, only to see the shock on his face when he hears her phone ring.

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Oh man, that would've been a good twist!

Best i can offer is a thumbs up and my laughter at this gem, thats my final offer…….

“It feels like I’ve just been scammed…I love it!”

This sold the story for me. Kudos on a great punchline.

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