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“God damn it!”
“Well, that hurt.”
Thomas tried to hold up the Transportalponder, but it fell from his grasp. “Damn it.” He leaned over to where it was and made to pick it up. For some reason, though, it just wouldn’t happen. “What the fuck?”
“Oof!” The sound of something metallic and very heavy hitting the ground sounded next to Thomas. “What happened to my hand!?” he heard Veronica scream.
He rolled his head and saw a pony on their back, looking at their hoof. Any distinguishing features were completely hidden under a set of heavy armour. It took him a moment to realise that he was looking at what closely resembled a set of T-51b, though why it was made to fit a pony was beyond him.
“What the fuck?” The third voice was not one he was familiar with. On his other side was a unicorn mare. Unlike the other pony, he could see that she had an off-white coat and blood-red mane, along with an incredibly ferocious scowl. As she struggled to her hooves, she shot a glare at him. “Thomas, you never said anything about this.”
“Anything about what?” He tried to stand on two legs and managed it for all of four seconds. His balance abandoned him and he fell onto his back. Pain unlike anything he had ever experienced before shot through his body as a pair of somethings on his back were pushed into his body. “Motherfucker!”
The unicorn mare jerkily made her towards him, a metallic clank accompanying every other step, and rolled him on his stomach before shoving her muzzle so close her head was the only thing he could see. “Thomas, you have five seconds to tell me why we are ponies,” she hissed.
“What?” He carefully pushed himself onto all fours, a position that felt far too natural, and looked at his hands. Instead of hands, though, he was greeted by a pair of dusty-brown hooves. “What!?” He looked behind him and saw not only a pitch-black tail swishing behind him, but a pair of wings poking through holes in his duster. “WHAT!?”
The other pony was lying on their stomach and was trying to force off their helmet. Eventually, they succeeded, revealing a mare with a dirty blonde mane and a coat the colour of iron. “Thomas...” the mare said in Veronica’s voice. “What’s going on?”
The man-turned-pegasus turned to the unicorn. “Dom?”
“Who else?” she asked back, her scowl hardening.
“Why do I have hooves?” Veronica asked.
“This didn’t happen before,” Thomas muttered.
“What, pray tell, didn’t happen before?” a cold, unamused voice asked. The three looked up to see a tall, imposing figure walking towards them. The lone stallion gulped. “And just what are you three doing in the gardens at this hour?”
Thomas looked around, noticing that they were indeed in a garden of sorts. Their weapons and belongings had scattered, though nothing seemed to be broken. He looked back at the speaker, having recognised who it was the moment he had heard her voice. “Hello, Luna. Long time, no see.”
“I have never seen you before in my life,” Luna replied, ruffling her wings. She pointed her horn at the group, at Thomas in particular. “Give me your name, lest I call the guards and have them force it from you.”
“The Courier.” The words had an immediate effect. It wasn’t the one he had been expecting, or the one he had wanted.
“You spineless, two-timing coward!” A blast of concussive force shot out of the princess’ horn and sent the shocked pegasus into an uncontrolled flight.
“Argh!” he screamed, his wings flaring from the shock. He hit the ground with a thud and rolled onto his side. “Ow...”
And, for those who want a visual representation...
Thomas as a pegasus, sans Pip-Boy
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Dom as a unicorn, sans fake leg
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Veronica as an earth pony
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This idea is hilarious. I am liking this.
Based and what they look like, Thomas' attitude turning into a pony
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Dom's attitude turning into a pony
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(was the only one with a pony!!)
Veronica's attitude turning into a pony
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And Luna every time Thomas re-appears...
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These just get weirder and weirder.
Are those 'Whats' a Doctor Who reference? 10 had quite a few of those moments.
You know, this sounds like a good idea. Sidestory or something? *shrug*
I LIKE it
Well. That was certainly... interesting.
Lol, it would have been an awesome idea!
This could just be me, but I'd like to see Thomas and Ethan drinking together, they'd have so much fun...
Oh and great chapter !
2102247 OMAKE THE FOURTH!
wow didn't see that coming...lets see Thomas talk his way out of this
I'd actually like seeing a spinoff like this. Dom having a crisis of whether to give up her humanity entirely or go back to being a ghoul would be an excellent read, for example.
2101885 dom looks like a Minnie larren faust
2102247 Please god make this happen.
2102621 That is a really interesting idea. It would be interesting to se how Dom would take that.
2102247
How much money will it take you to make this... HOW MUCH!? I will rob a bank if I have to just tell me how much!
I think this was an ok idea just don't go to far out with this filler. And I'm really glad you decided to get Thomas better gear. If you would you should give him a strong melee weapon like the blade of the west or something like that
Well atleast dom wouldn't be a goul.
2102596
Logic is irrelevant.
Omake the fourth: The Equestrian Wasteland (what else is there to do?)
2101950
That's a bad thing?
>Update
>Omake
Feck.
2103557
Now when did I ever say that?
2103650
Hey, you got an actual chapter as well. Stop your complaining.
When Thomas goes back to Equestria, he should totally bring ED-E back with him, it'd be hilarious to see Twilight's (and other the ponies) reactions to him.
And ED-E's reaction to Dom, who (probably) killed his 'father' at Adam Air-force Base.
these omake are very refreshing.....i like them a lot
All of Thomas's what. And a bit of mine, too, thrown in. These Omake are certainly entertaining, to say the least. I wonder how well they'd be able to fight the Diamond Dogs, in pony form..
2104128
WELL
Thomas now has wings. Couple that with an anti-materiel rifle, and you may as well call him Deadshot Calamity.
Veronica is now an earth pony. With a power fist (pneumatic horseshoe?). Just imagine the pain she could bring.
Dom now has magic. Couple that with how crazy she can get in the heat of battle... Oh, and don't forget the Man Opener.
if anything, ponification just made them even bigger threats.
2102621
Yes.
Please.
Spin-off series?
2105070
Hardin? He's from New Vegas. Unless you meant Harden, Lucas' son. And that's not viable, because he's only 10 during the events of Fallout 3.
So far, though, you are the closest.
2101885
Dom as a pony looks like Blackjack from Project Horizons.
2105297
Having not read Project Horizons, I wouldn't know that.
2101885
Why is Dom no longer a ghoul.
:HistoryChannelGuyMeme:
"Teleporters."
2101885
I call bullshit, mares have hairhooves.
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2104206 By the nine, that's brilliant. Veronica could probably shatter diamond with a buck.
Hyperbolic? Probably, but still an awesome image.
2105816
Because, in this canon, magic and radiation are the same thing. Makes sense the ghoul, the result of overexposure to magic/radiation, would become a unicorn, a pony that can manipulate magic/radiation.
Huh, this would have been interesting to pursue, actually...
2105940
I always thought of that more as a matter of grooming.
Could always write a self-parody sidestory...
2108889
Get your bestiality outta here, you whackjob!
Besides, the only one allowed to fuck a quadruped in this story is Thomas, and he requires alcohol first.
well, I would liked if you made this longer. This is hilarious idea.
Always love your Omakes, they would all make wonderful side-stories/spinoffs.
I can not express with words how much I want to see this omake become a story of its own.
I'm off to read the new chapter now.
Yeeeeshhhh. Luna sure knows how to hold a grudge.
2109289
What if it was the quadruped doing the fucking?
Mollestia happenedhappened
hummm nice twice