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“God damn it!”
“Well, that hurt.”
Thomas held up the Transportalponder. “At least it’s not broken this time.”
“Where are we?” Veronica asked, achieving the rather incredible feat of sitting up in fifty pounds of armour.
“Looks like the middle of a courtyard.”
“Thomas?” a fourth voice called out. They all turned to the source and saw a large, winged, horned, indigo equine with a mane and tail like the night sky approach them.
“Hello Luna,” Thomas said as he stood up. “Long time no see.”
“Mommy?” Another, smaller voice made itself known. A small, indigo colt poked his head out from between Luna’s legs, a small stubby horn poking from under his rich black mane. He stepped out, revealing a pair of tiny wings, folded at his side. “Who are they?”
“I don’t know, Mercury,” she answered softly, bending down to nuzzle him.
“Luna, who is that?” Thomas asked softly.
“Mercury, say hello to your daddy,” Luna replied, nudging the colt forward.
“Daddy?” he asked, his green eyes wide with wonder and confusion.
“Buh-buh-buh.” That was all the Courier could manage.
“Argh!” he exclaimed as he sat up in bed, his entire body covered in cold sweat. As he sat there, panting, he smiled a little. “Just a dream. Just a dream.” As he lay back down again, he muttered “Jet and Whiskey is a bad idea.”
The next proper chapter will be soon, I swear!
Also, I regret not making the Lone Wanderer a blonde woman called Megan.
i lold.
hard.
1768590 short, simple, love it x)
The hell is he talking about ... mixing alcohol and drugs is a great idea.
this would have been good.
You know, as much as you are milking this pregnancy idea for all it's worth in the comedy department... I can't help but imagine how sweet a side story in which it happens after all would be.
A tough-as-nails wastelander and immortal royalty having to cope with the idea of parenthood and teaming up in favor of the kid, and the repercussions of that, both in Equestria and on the Mojave, seems like a juicy plot to me.
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Yeah, it would be great. I just can't trust myself to somehow not turn it into a magnificent clusterfuck. And not the good kind of clusterfuck either.
Pfffftt jet and whiskey, please.
Try absinthe and psycho
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I was actually gonna use that.
It's fun to watch Thomas squirm
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Bitches please! Just use whatever comes into your head!
Like 100% pure alchol and adrenaline.
Okay. That would probably kill you. I have no idea what I am talking aout so I will just go hide in a corner, okay?
Good!
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That stuff?
Two twenty proof wood alcohol and melange from the Dune universe.
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I don't really see how you could. That plot on its own sounds relatively simple. Or do you really have that many ideas for a story with that premise?
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I became sad to see it was a dream..... it would be adorable to see him having a foal with Luna
*passes out from sheer lolz*
cool idea
Luna could also be trolling him in his dreams, helping out the jet and alchohol combo.
Nice and poor Thomas, he has to deal with Trolluna, even when he sleeps
Bloody adorable!
>Update
> Omake
Still waiting for the moment when he kisses Rule 63 Luna
1768634 Drugs and alcohol have made my life...awsum.
*Luna sits up in bed next to him*
"Honey, would you go check on our son"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I would love to see this as a story though, but tony saying he has that many ideas to send it to clusterfuck zone does not bode well with my psyche
Hurah for the indulgence of idle fantasies.
Would love to see this as a side-story though! And I have the UTMOST faith in you being able to pull it off brilliantly!
Looking forward to more!
1769089 Pfffft! Kids stuff! Liquid neurotoxin mixed with Powerthirst!
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Klein is his last name so I don't think it would be affected by being feminized.
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not so much for me, because I like to see the courier as a badass with no feelings... thats how I play the game at least...
To quote Boone, "Keeps things simple".
'Buh-buh-buh.'
I just love how Thomas is always so eloquent and articulate during strange situations.
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Seemed like a juicy plot to Thomas too.
Wrong combo it's super jet and phsyco
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Thats why I didn't help the random ghoul tryna make super drugs in the tunnels....TO PREVENT CRAZY COMBOS!!!
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A twist so nice, ya did it twice!
1774991 I don't care how old your comment is but...
I think this would have been awesome if there was a followup with Luna laughing her ass off after messing with the Courier's dream.