Location Unknown
“God damn it!”
“Well, that hurt.”
Thomas held up the Transportalponder. “At least it’s not broken this time.”
“Where are we?” Veronica asked, achieving the rather incredible feat of sitting up in fifty pounds of armour.
“Looks like the middle of a courtyard.”
Before either of them could say anything, there was another voice. “Who are you?” it asked.
Thomas sat up and blinked. Many of the feature were definitely familiar. The coat, the eyes, the ethereal mane and tail. But there was a problem. “Luna?” he asked. “Why are you a guy?”
“‘Luna’?” the alicorn asked, sounding equally confused. “Who is Luna? I am Prince Nocturne. Who are you?”
“I’m Thomas, the Courier,” the man replied cautiously. Already he had an idea just what was going on, but he needed confirmation.
“The Courier?” Nocturne asked, looking unamused. “No, the Courier was a female by the name of Tamsin. Traitorous harlot,” he muttered venomously.
Thomas didn’t say anything, instead looking at his Transportalponder furiously. “Okay, Klein, you’re fucking dead.”
MEANWHILE
Location Unknown
“God damn it!”
“Well, that hurt.”
Tamsin held up the Transportalponder. “At least it’s not broken this time.”
“Where are we?” Victor asked, achieving the rather incredible feat of sitting up in fifty pounds of armour.
“Looks like the middle of a courtyard.”
Before either of them could say anything, there was another voice. “Who are you?” it asked.
Tamsin sat up and blinked. Many of the feature were definitely familiar. The coat, the eyes, the ethereal mane and tail. But there was a problem. “Nocturne?” she asked. “Why are you a girl?”
“‘Nocturne’?” the alicorn asked, sounding equally confused. “Who is Nocturne? I am Princess Luna. Who are you?”
“I’m Tamsin, the Courier,” the woman replied cautiously. Already she had an idea just what was going on, but she needed confirmation.
“The Courier?” Luna asked, looking unamused. “No, the Courier was a male by the name of Thomas. Traitorous coward,” she muttered venomously.
Tamsin didn’t say anything, instead looking at her Transportalponder furiously. “Okay, Klein, you’re fucking dead.”
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET STUCK WITH THE ACTUAL STORY.
MY MIND GOES TO WEIRD PLACES.
Spin off?
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
...ok, I'll be honest, I would love to see a version of this story where they ended up in a gender swapped version of the universe on a return trip. So. Much.
No! Please not rule 63. Anything but that.
1649885
This is just a random thing I did.
Not gonna expand on it.
LMFAO
1649886 That's a relief.
So... is this canon now or wat
This puts all sorts of new levels of weird on the Courier and now Nocturnes little dalliance.
F*&king Klein! Never liked him…
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This is why the Mojave Wasteland can't have nice things- they break.
........Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha..slaps knee......he-he-he-he-he-he.........whoooooo......wipes tear....khem.....yeeeea
So when are we returning to normal?
Wait that was it?!
1649868
And then Thomas and Nocturne have sex
Yes
i keep losing track of how many times this fiction has been in the featured boxs, i swear its every time it gets a chapter update
That's it... get the crazy out of your system...
Restarted playing F:NV, and I think I already fucked up... but who cares, my char is female! lulz.
and I now have the hilarious image of the Courier shaking Klein's bowl like a magic eight ball in retaliation.
1649868 I know the feeling, like you wouldn't believe
HA!
you should throw in a few more of these bonus chapters
Dafuq?
1649925
Read the author's first comment. And things may clear up. If not, well no, it is not.
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What a lovely chapter.
1649894
You mean the band or the action?
1654380
You do realize it twas one of a few trolls i have seen for that saying right?
But i enjoy your responce since i normaly dont troll its good to see someone not rageing over it :D
1650261
Actually, if this is parallel to the Wayward Courier, then Nocturne....and Tamsin.... nope, not even going to think about it.
1654417
Oh you will. YOU WILL.
It's a large male alicorn and a hot black woman.
1654425
Nope....I won't....think....*straythoughtcrossmymind*....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is why you check item durability ladies and gentlemen.
In this world, was Tamsin impregnated by Nocturne?
Nice little bit, how long did it take you to think up?
Oh I would love to see more of this, curse you Klein!
1654766All in your imagination friend...
1654425
I like where this thread is going...
Klein is androgynous in here? Sweet.
Klein is double fcked.
1656610
The names for the Think Tank were all to do with loops. The Klein bottle, Mandala (Sanskrit for circle or loop), Ouroborous (a snake eating its own tail), 8 (an infinity symbol on its side), 0 (pretty obvious) and the Möbius strip.
1654425 short answer :
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long answer :
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1654425
But now you have to do F/F and M/M.
See this is what happens when you fuck with reality
1656714
But by trying not to think about it, you just did.
1656717
Dude, a guy died when he was fucked by a horse. That's basically what'll happen if anything were to happen between Thomas and Nocturne.
What....how would the Legion work in Tamsin world, if Caesar is a gal?
1656774
He's the Susan B. Anthony of DOOM!
1656774 Exactly the same, but gender swapped. That's it. Dudes are the slaves who aren't allowed to fight, etc.
...Actually, what would R63 Caesar's name be?
1656858
If that's the case they be more like Amazons than Romans
1654766
Nothing was impregnated by the events in the previous story.