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Since being encased in stone was impermanent, the princesses figured to put them in Tartarus with magic-proof bars to prevent them from escaping similar to what they did before. Hopefully, they don't do anything repugnant...

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Simple but brillhant. I remember doing simple questions which made my family fought each and other.

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Oh, I wasn't thinking about writing one, but if you want there to be one then sure. :twilightsmile:

This was good! Gotta love "The Talk" stories! I don't think Tirek and Chrysalis ever thought they'll have to be like a mom and dad to Cozy:rainbowlaugh:

''So, it's when a male puts his penis inside the female's vagina, and then after when sex is over, the sperm swims towards the woman's eggs inside her body to get them fertilized. Then the fertilized eggs slowly form into foals inside the woman's womb, and eleven months later, the woman enters labor to get her fully-formed foal pushed through her vagina and is then born with finally entering the world.''

That should be "mare" since mares aren't really called "women", but are just the pony equivalent of women.

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Haha, thanks! :twilightsmile:

Oh well, I did mare at first but since Chrysalis isn't a pony, I got muddled up. But she can transform and is similar to a pony, so I'll quickly change that. :twilightsheepish:

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Oh absolutely! It was such a good story I'd love to see what happens if they actually went through with it!

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Then sure! :moustache: I'm glad you liked it!

Cozy Glow shrugged. ''Me and my parents just thought it would be fun, and it is! Being with Equestria villains and having that much power is a pleasure!''

Wait what??!! Their in on this too?! Seriously, what the heck is wrong with ponies and them turning into villains for rather dumb reasons???!!!

1- Hey so, I don’t mean to be rude at all but the writing was eh. I mean that it was just hard to read
2- :rainbowlaugh:

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Just the grammar in some places. But it didn’t make it any less funny. Just me nitpicking.

This actually makes me think of that Vinesauce Mario & Luigi skit.

Luigi: Hey Mario. Did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well you see, Luigi. When a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a dog, Luigi.
Luigi: ......woof.

What is a penis?’’ the filly asked, once again innocently intrigued to know.

‘’I can show you mine if you’d like,’’ Tirek suggested with a sly grin on his face.

Chrysalis and Tirek both turned their heads at the innocently young peach pegasus filly who had that question slipped from her mouth.

[qoute]‘’Again,’’ said Tirek, ‘’I don’t mind showing it to you.’’At Least if cozy Glow ends up pregnant it won't take a genius to figure out who the father is.

Comment posted by Star love deleted Dec 31st, 2021

Hilarious XD. Also, they actually did this in Boss Baby, but not actually talking about it though… .

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