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fishonfire


the original

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This is better than the original, honestly

"Hmmmm. What a shame." Starlight flipped a page. "Did you see any mountains, at least?"

"Meh. The mountains are officially on indefinite hiatus." Trixie made a beeline for her wagon, parked behind a diner right where she left it. "Trixie bets they're all purple anyway."

You absolute fucking mad lad.

Honestly? The story is p. ok satire, but the part that *fucking murdered my sides* was noticing the status was set to hiatus.

"Hmmmm. What a shame." Starlight flipped a page. "Did you see any mountains, at least?"

"Meh. The mountains are officially on indefinite hiatus."

I can't believe you did this to us.

I don't know how you managed to pack this much content into one chapter where other people need multiple novel-length stories, but you did it, you absolute mad lad.

Where's the "triple favorited" button again?

"on Hiatus"

You sly dog!

"Meh. The mountains are officially on indefinite hiatus." Trixie made a beeline for her wagon, parked behind a diner right where she left it. "Trixie bets they're all purple anyway."

I can't believe you've done this.

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