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Cackling Moron


"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

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This story is a sequel to Grunts


Following abject defeat, a certain amount of listlessness is to be expected.

Some Storm Guard settled down, tried to build new lives. Others took the chance to go back home in an effort to pick up the pieces of what they had.

One, who hasn't quite decided what he wants to do yet, vists one who most decidedly has.

And what he wants to do is bake.

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Comments ( 13 )

I wonder if Pinkie's family would like it...

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You know, I hadn't thought of that...

Not his market though, sadly. Far away!

Dang, to oneshots in and now I am afraid I've grown attached to Theo and Quentin, bless them.

Quite a cute story.

Needs more PinkiexTheo shipping.

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The very basic joke of all the Storm Guard secretly being erudite still works for me.

9863082
Now that's just perverse.

9863092 Hey you're the author, if you can tell me with a straight face that this Theo can go around petting Pinkie Pie for weeks at a time without developing any feelings, than obviously I was wrong. :pinkiesmile:

I love the idea of these careful and well-considered conversations, all carried out in a grinding bass tonal language that actually pitches down into infrasound. So to an outsider it just sounds like grunting, mainly because other species can't even hear half the conversation.

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Their relationship is strictly professional. They'd both tell you! They'd swear up and down.

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Nuance they're literally incapable of grasping.

Serving as contrast to another favourite joke of mine, being that if your int was low enough back in Fallout...2? You could have a special conversation with a tribal having cow trouble.

9863782 Would Pinkie giggle a bunch while she was swearing?

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Can't quite put my finger on it but something about that seems filthy...

Oh God! Maybe it's me!

9863092

Well yes but that sounds more like an argument for you doing it in a later short story than against

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