Twilight has a wholesome experience in Vietnam.
You will gain extra chromosomes when you read
Babies who fail to stack corn will be sent to the local witch to be turned into moisturizer.
Twilight has a wholesome experience in Vietnam.
You will gain extra chromosomes when you read
masterpiece
i read way too many of these
Okay. This is epic.
This is the quality stuff I expect from this site. You, sir or madam, are a true muse.
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:3
“Hmmm, this seems like just a nice wholesome adventure for Twilight, let’s see what it’s li-“
*sees cover art and tags*
"Oh. Oh no."
Quality. Praise be the Holy Name of Lord Francis of the Filth and the Guy who is Pink
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PRAISE
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NYESSS
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Proceeds to excrete chocolate from mouth*
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Truly, sir or madam, you see what others can not.
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Everywhere I look I just see children screaming and crying for their mothers. Also it's sir
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Sir.. And yes, I have been blessed
Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker!
What?
This story is the peak of literary genius
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thank you my good friend