...Ohgod. What have you done, Shakespearicles?! What have you done?!

Well this was a fun read, I always like those two in a clop story involving them in one of their scams. I wish you a good recovery of your health.

"...so go nuts with the criticism..."
It needs more nuts. Peanuts. I love those but have to mash them first because of gut problems.

Slap a couple of periods here and there. Better yet, pair up with some person who likes to preread and another who likes to edit. I love this story enough to fav it but I'm biased as hell. And a little nuts.

Contest judge.

Hmm.

It was funny. I actually laughed a lot, particularly in the first half or so. The kink scene isn't really mine, so amusement and laughter was the most that I got, but that's just fine by me.

I do have a small handful of more technical criticism I could give but I'll send that in PM.