Note to self. Don't fuck with Maud Pie.

8897282 This isn't the first story I've played with something like this, but even canon Maud Pie I would say "DON'T FUCK WITH MAUD PIE!"

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Agreed. She can punch through solid rock. I don't want to know what she can do to flesh and bone.

This is what happens when you make Maud clench her jaw.

Though I think it's still better than if Limestone had caught them instead. Down that road lies testicular grating.

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If they're lucky, that is.

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I never said that's where the road *ended*. Just that it was *on the road*.

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Ah, good point. I missed that. And you're right.

I wish that I'd had a Maud when a similar situation happened in my past....