This is the successor to Lyra and Bon Bon's Odd Jobs. Be warned. It will contain graphic phone sex conversations.

...Oh dear. Just...oh dear.

Huh, first comment, first firsting something...

it's not as spectacular as you other people make it out to be.

That was quick....
ONWARDS!!

This will amuse me.
My body is ready.

Yaay! More L&BBOJ!

Edit: And you got this one featured too. Like a fucking baws dude!

Yay for phones sex!

Lyra and Bon Bon...

Yes please

Hilarious! Can't wait for more.

That was awesome.
Luna bless you.

Wingbonner

you should try your hoof at a clopfic sometime

Buck me, but I finally broke my one golden rule... I considered what you said about your other stories, and remembered how great the first Odd Jobs chapters were. So I clicked the filter button. Who do I see at the top of the page? Bronystories, with Lyra and Bon-Bon in there somewhere. So many smiles, even if some were a bit unsure You are the one writer whom I will read any clop from, and only the Odd Jobs series.

Now, to be serious: By Celestia's sunny teats, this was outrageously hilarious. The same humour applies, and it's taken up to eleven, especially with the "mystery caller." That was so many kinds of priceless, I would, no lie, cut off three fingers to be that funny. Epic comeuppance, and the bit with the inverted roles was great too.

I honestly tried to find a typo. I failed.

Congrats on breaking the one rule of the hedonist-with-a-limit. You are truly the master of comedic clop. *bows*

Oh dear. I think I'm going to die... Of laughter.

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I'm so glad that I took Peppy's suggestion and decided to follow(stalk) you. This shit be funny and funny shit like this will appear in the magical happy box.

I wish I could be a fly on the wall to see the look on Atomic's face when he realized who he had call!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

I love it when it get's dirty!

As if it wasn't funny enough when you had Atomic Faith call a sex line, you had to add that extra bit of irony, goddamn I love it. My sides hate me though.

You're doing good keep it up!

My face when Lyra scared the shit out of Atomic.

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Absolutely, bucking, hilarious! I laughed my ass off when they told him about his wife and daughter.
Can't wait for more.

Hah!

Probably not the brightest decision to perform vigilante justice over the phone like that, but it's oh so satisfying!

Already? Sometimes I wonder if you don't happen to have some chapters on reserve, because writing 1 chapter each day of this quality either requires a lot of commitment and a huge love for writing or some you would have needed some chapters written out already before you posted the first one on here.

Either way, it'll be interesting to see how this one will turn out.

Awesome followup for their second odd job!

Yay, this is what i was waiting for. Keep up the good work man.

Lesson learned: Always remember to lock the door before opening the flood gates. Oh and never trust people on phones, somebody might see the wire and say "I'd tap that".

Yes, yes~, this is amazing! My boner has never laughed so hard!

Lol, that was hilarois.
And don't want to be mean, or be a "grammar nazi," but you said Cowgirl style. In their universe its cowpony. Sorry, you don't need to change it, i mean if you don't want to.

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Actually, in the show Applejack is referred to as a cowgirl. I believe it was in the running of the leaves episode.

x.x
I died from asphyxiation due to trauma to the diaphragm.

I can take a little clop, assuming there's still plenty of gut-busting laughs.

I had a feeling Atomic Faith would want Lyra and Bon Bon to fantasize about.
Moar!!!

That was quick.

*Sunglasses*

Just like Atomic Faith!

Boom!

Can't wait for more.

Awww Yeaaa.

My jaw hurts from grinning like and idiot after readin this, carry on with your work its great.

.....all i can say is this *clears throat*
HELL YEAH FUNNY CLOP SHIT!!!!!
WOO HOO!!!!!!

975839It's probly referenced in more than that. I was just saying tho.

Trolol. That is all.

Revenge is a dish best served over a phone sex line

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i thought he just did?

976175 I could imagine that would be satasfying.

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Uh, why do you think you have the first comment? You missed it by nearly six hours.

I'm dying over here! Fantastic first chapter!

I lol'd so much I fell out of my chair! I wish Lyra and Bon Bon had a recording of that call. They could release it anyway and ruin Atomic. Nice chapter.

LOL

BWAHAHA The awesomeness! It's killing me!

I think I woke up my neighbors with how hard I was laughing ...

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ALL OF MY YES!

I'm really liking this sequel. There is SO MUCH trolling potential! Don't keep us waiting too long for the next chapter.

I'll read it later. If this is even half as good as the last one, it's gonna kick flank!

YES A SEQUEL

Hahaha. This is beautiful.

Way to work in the "Ew gay." thing. XD Glad to see that dickweed Atomic Faith finally getting his just desserts.

Wow that was great. congrats on getting featured again!

Me:
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Ah, petty humiliation is always the best way to get revenge.