Not sure if typo'd or intentional. Her mother and father were renowned chefs who had come to Canterlot to teach haute cuisine at the Caterlot Culinary Institute.
1059699 Molestia (an actual head-canon AU of Celly, they meet with Trollestia and Dyslestia on Tuesdays for tea!) is actually a connoisseur of chocolates, and makes amazing cream candies!
She's just a bit of a nymphomaniac on the side. So she sometimes adds aphrodisiacs into the mix!
1059540 Nothing's wrong with ya. We're all crazy here! On the subject of the yard long Flutter dong, I've had a few strange and might I add vivid dreams since reading that. The scary part is, I didn't mind them.....
Either you've done some research or you're a Howard Stern fan. Your Equestrian version of him and his studio is pretty spot on. I can't wait to see how the interview goes.
1060157I actually had a dream close to that too. Was wierd. Mind was fucked up for the next week trying to figure out if I was gay or not. Long story short, finally asked my friend who was bi at the time (apparently he's now fully gay, even though he acts straighter than most guys I know and still makes sexual jokes sparingly), and he dispelled my "fears". Note, I put fears in quotes because I do not hate gay people (even though I do find the way that the extremely obviously gay ones talk, very annoying). Was just confused on what the dream meant, and I half freaked out. Not going to go into any further details than that.
"I am the hero of the lesbian community." - Howard Stern
Howard Stern is notorious for exploiting and sexualizing lesbians on his show. So, yeah. Things start getting real in chapter five.
(Please wait until the chapter is released before discussing the merits of Howard Stern in the comments. I'm aware he's not completely one-dimensional. His complex character is exactly why I thought it would be fun to write about him.)
Wait, what happened to the number four? Did it get lost somewhere? 'Cause I see Five Flashback Fillies, not Four Flashback Fillies. You went from three to five. 3-5. 35.
"The feathers on his face were white an he wore tinted glasses that rested on the bridge of his yellow beak." *and.
Anyway, awesome chapter. It seemed to go by quicker than the previous chapters, probably because I didn't keep gagging at the thought of "imaginary yard-long futa cock." This lone chapter could practically be rated Everyone. I don't object. Although you left us on a nice cliff-hanger. Can't wait for the next chapter!
Chapter 4 is up!
Edit: Thanks for getting this story featured again!
First?
Great chapter! d'awwww at the flashback
Not gonna lie, I was expecting some foalcon.
D'awwwwwww.
I can guess what happens next!
Chapter 5: in which everything goes to crap, and lyra uses a guitar as a blunt weapon!
finally
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I never did elaborate on what happened in the principal's office...
But seriously, Lyra wasn't molested as a filly.
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Actually it was more like I was disappointed that Bon Bon's chocolates weren't laced with aphrodisiacs and they all had an orgy together.
Nice little backstory there man. These two are so dang cute together.
Oh I'll fill her bon bon up with something all right.
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Thanks! A sweet flashback is kind of a drastic tonal shift from the imaginary yard-long futa cock featured in the last chapter, isn't it?
What is wrong with me?
"If somepony wants to fill their bonbon with something you don't like, you shouldn't try to stop them from enjoying it."
Fucking Gutter-mind! I gotta stop going to the Freuden school of Literature.
"It's a good thing they didn't try the booger or earwax-filled ones,"
And I see what you just did there you clever anon!
1059540
Do we even have the TIME to list everything? XD
AWWWH YEAH! New Chapter!
It was amazing, Can not wait for the next one. I am sure it was be overly hilarious and quiet the read.
Thanks for the awesomeness Bronystories.
1059498 I personally find the cream bonbons to be amazing. Molestia makes them delicious!
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Not sure if typo'd or intentional.
Her mother and father were renowned chefs who had come to Canterlot to teach haute cuisine at the Caterlot Culinary Institute.
Canterlot Broadcasting System. ICwutUdidthar.
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There's nothing sexual about this... nope.
1059699 Molestia (an actual head-canon AU of Celly, they meet with Trollestia and Dyslestia on Tuesdays for tea!) is actually a connoisseur of chocolates, and makes amazing cream candies!
She's just a bit of a nymphomaniac on the side. So she sometimes adds aphrodisiacs into the mix!
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I fix.
Edit: Done!
You know, I have to wonder... Is there a male sex phone line in Ponyvile? Perhaps "Seductive Stallions?"
I LOVED the flashback. It made things...real. Like in that, oh-wonderful-I-love-to-read-backstories kind of way.
Keep up the excellent work.
This chapter was a nice change of pace. It did quite well at developing filly Lyra and Bon Bon's backstory. That was quite touching and nice to see.
Nice job with the alliterative title, as always.
Is the follow-up in the works or is it back to the grimdarkness?
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Nothing's wrong with ya. We're all crazy here! On the subject of the yard long Flutter dong, I've had a few strange and might I add vivid dreams since reading that. The scary part is, I didn't mind them.....
1059997
It's good to know that I'm still sane... relatively speaking.
So tell me, in these dreams of yours, are you the futa or the futee?
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I demand fan art of Howie and Robin!
What a nice flashback.
I lol'd at Lyra's finger err talon envy.
Booyah! Great chapter!
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Sometimes one or the other. It varies.
1059498 HEYOOOO!
1059566 I didn't even notice that when I read it! XD
Either you've done some research or you're a Howard Stern fan. Your Equestrian version of him and his studio is pretty spot on. I can't wait to see how the interview goes.
1060007 "Sometimes a cupcake is just a cupcake."
I'm almost Allergic to All the Alliteration always on all these chapters...
...
*sneezes*
1059540
Psh. Futa-skewering is old hat with more experienced readers like me! Bring on the cute, and bring down the Tern!
1060157I actually had a dream close to that too. Was wierd. Mind was fucked up for the next week trying to figure out if I was gay or not. Long story short, finally asked my friend who was bi at the time (apparently he's now fully gay, even though he acts straighter than most guys I know and still makes sexual jokes sparingly), and he dispelled my "fears". Note, I put fears in quotes because I do not hate gay people (even though I do find the way that the extremely obviously gay ones talk, very annoying). Was just confused on what the dream meant, and I half freaked out. Not going to go into any further details than that.
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That would be sweet!
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Howard Stern is notorious for exploiting and sexualizing lesbians on his show. So, yeah. Things start getting real in chapter five.
(Please wait until the chapter is released before discussing the merits of Howard Stern in the comments. I'm aware he's not completely one-dimensional. His complex character is exactly why I thought it would be fun to write about him.)
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I don't think merits is what most of us would have in mind. xD Onward, to the next chapter with our favorite phone-fillies!
Wait, what happened to the number four?
Did it get lost somewhere? 'Cause I see Five Flashback Fillies, not Four Flashback Fillies.
You went from three to five. 3-5. 35.
Hmm...now I see why you skipped four...
I...I...Wh..Wu...Eh...? I don't even.... What? But, uh... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_grin.png + dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png = dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
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dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_gaze.png Hey Bon Bon. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png Oh and you too, Lyra. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra2.png
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No Bart! Don't touch the testicles!
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man you are sick in the head
Awesome chapter! Very fun to see a nice backstory as to how Lyra and Bon Bon met.
I will bring your attention to an error.
(Was that meant to be "the" or "those"? Just pointing it out for you. ^_^)
Keep up the good work, man!
1062100
Will fix.
EDIT: Done!
1061983
This only encourages my behavior.
"The feathers on his face were white an he wore tinted glasses that rested on the bridge of his yellow beak."
*and.
Anyway, awesome chapter. It seemed to go by quicker than the previous chapters, probably because I didn't keep gagging at the thought of "imaginary yard-long futa cock." This lone chapter could practically be rated Everyone. I don't object. Although you left us on a nice cliff-hanger. Can't wait for the next chapter!
I admire the interactions between Lyra and Bon Bon and the way they express emotion.
Can't wait for the next chapter!
You never dissapoint. Except for the constant cliffhangers...