THIS IS MARVELOUS! This is so rediculos it's amazing! And when she mentioned a roomate I knew that it was those two and i dicrectly knew that Vinyl would walk in on them... Seemed lke the perfect opportunity, seriously. THis is frigging great!
Well... That went in a completely different manner than expected... Not sure how I feel about it aside from skipping some areas and laughing at others... Oh well, as the saying goes; 'whatever floats your boat, just don't sail it down my river!'
One thing though, what kind of idiot would put pineapple in a sore throat remedy? You know how your tongue burns when you eat too much pineapple? That's the protease in the fruit eating at your flesh. Not great for raw throats.
Ill agree, its a bit weird. Whatever floats your boat floats it but not something i expected when it came to fetishes I would have viewed Octavia as more of a Closet Dominatrix or something of the like. Other than that it was a wonderful chapter as always.
This was epic! At first, even I was creeped out by Tavi, but then I realized, why care?
Got a few things to say about this chapter (they're good and funny!): - Lyra should have put the two phones opposite each other, because the sadist and masochist would have been PERFECT together! - I caught that Back to the Future reference, don't try to hide it! xD - Classical Gas is a really awesome song.
I totally could not stop laughing when that bombshell hit. I was somehow entertained and repulsed at the same time...you bastard, you wonderful, disgusting bastard. Keep doing what you're doing.
1278976 I pulled the ol' Masturbate-and-switch with this chapter. You think you're enjoying some nice vanilla sex, when all of a sudden someone comes over and farts on your sundae.
I hope you were able to be entertained by it, in spite of the gross element.
"...what kind of idiot would put pineapple in a sore throat remedy?"
I can see why you'd think this, considering that pineapple juice contains high levels of citric acid, which can act as a meat tenderizer. However, when the juice is diluted with water, (or blended with ice as in the case of my story), that makes the citric acid less effective.
Pineapples are regarded as one of the best natural remedies for a sore throat because they contain an enzyme called bromelain, which has anti-inflammatory properties that help reduce the irritation at the back of the throat and in the voice box. On top of that, pineapples contain plenty of vitamin C, which helps to boost the immune system. So when your throat starts hurting, drink some pineapple juice or eat some fresh pineapple. It helps!
Hoo boy, what other fetishes will we see next? Perhaps Lyra and BonBon will delve into the darkest, bloodiest, and most violent of fetishes, "guro"? Pinkemena would simply love to butcher a pony...
- Lyra should have put the two phones opposite each other, because the sadist and masochist would have been PERFECT together!
Lyra only had one headset and was switching between two different channels. It was only when she accidently switched to conference call mode that the sadist and the masochist got together.
- I caught that Back to the Future reference, don't try to hide it! xD
What reference? Seriously, if I made a Back to the Future reference, it was subconscious. What was it?
Omg great story like always I seriously fell outa my chair when octavia sayed fart on my face :ranbowderp: and like a few people sayed, that escalated quickly which was totally my reaction but it was hilarious, and kinda at the end just the lovey romancey partwas so sweet I was like tearing up and at the end man that was great thinking by bon bon I mean dang shes one smart mare anywas awesome story and never stop writing these they are fabulous :raritystarr: :twilightsheepishy:
Chapter six is up!
Alternate Title: Classical Gas
Very good sir! Made me lol.
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High class, partly snobbish Octavia . . . has a fart fetish. Super lol
I lost it at the bass cannon line
This made my day.
(Peter Griffen voice) and if i was right there i would have been like "AW SWeet!"
I had to look up Eproctophilia.
Why does pony make me do this stuff?
so hot i said
then
shit got weird
shit got weird fast
That was...weird.
Oh by the way, did you sneak in a reference to Mozart's famous "Lick Me In the Ass" canon?
On a side note, I wonder if Lyra and Bon-Bon get any diaper fetishists? Hah! Eww!
THIS IS MARVELOUS! This is so rediculos it's amazing! And when she mentioned a roomate I knew that it was those two and i dicrectly knew that Vinyl would walk in on them... Seemed lke the perfect opportunity, seriously. THis is frigging great!
Well, that was...wierd.
In a good way. Octy, you naughty thing, you never can trust the quite ones.
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That was a very disturbing chapter......
OI! Wot just happend?!
I' sorry but I need to erase this chapter from my memories
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1277973 For the love of all that is holy, don't give him ideas!
Well... That went in a completely different manner than expected... Not sure how I feel about it aside from skipping some areas and laughing at others... Oh well, as the saying goes; 'whatever floats your boat, just don't sail it down my river!'
i loled.
Right... That got weird
One thing though, what kind of idiot would put pineapple in a sore throat remedy? You know how your tongue burns when you eat too much pineapple? That's the protease in the fruit eating at your flesh. Not great for raw throats.
Ill agree, its a bit weird. Whatever floats your boat floats it but not something i expected when it came to fetishes I would have viewed Octavia as more of a Closet Dominatrix or something of the like. Other than that it was a wonderful chapter as always.
*Googles eproctophilia*
...Not sure if I wanna read this chapter. Probably will anyway
Just found this story I'm not a clopper just enjoy a good read with naughty bits that futa shy thing was weird also shes a dendophile
Quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've read on this site. Nearly out of my chair.
Bravo sir, bravo.
Wait, what
Well...that happened...
My reaction to the story went: "Oh shit! OctyScratch Inc! AAAAWWWWWW YYY-NO!!! NONONONO!!!"
Liek, it was funny and all, but...ugh...had to be Octy, eh?
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Here ya go.
I don't see why everyone else is getting all farty about this chapter. I lol'd my ass off.
I would never have expected that of octavia, very well done XD
This was so nice and i was having fun reading my rated R fic when all of a sudden: "FART ON MY FACE!"
MAN that was one hell of a speed bump lol.
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I'm absolutly agree with you, errasing... errasing.... stupid brain i'm going to remember this chapter for a time, I hope Luna's call compensate this.
I see you brought in Mozart.
This was epic! At first, even I was creeped out by Tavi, but then I realized, why care?
Got a few things to say about this chapter (they're good and funny!):
- Lyra should have put the two phones opposite each other, because the sadist and masochist would have been PERFECT together!
- I caught that Back to the Future reference, don't try to hide it! xD
- Classical Gas is a really awesome song.
Wow... fard really does mean that...
Oh.. erm... well....
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Following the same pattern with the other chapter titles, it would be funny if the next chapter was a play on 50 shades of gray
Just in case you didn't know you're reading BronyStories:
Here's a chapter about a fart fetishist that manages to be hilarious and not too offputting.
I totally could not stop laughing when that bombshell hit. I was somehow entertained and repulsed at the same time...you bastard, you wonderful, disgusting bastard. Keep doing what you're doing.
Um.... So much for vanilla, right Lyra.
What?
What??
WHAT?!
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I pulled the ol' Masturbate-and-switch with this chapter. You think you're enjoying some nice vanilla sex, when all of a sudden someone comes over and farts on your sundae.
I hope you were able to be entertained by it, in spite of the gross element.
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I can see why you'd think this, considering that pineapple juice contains high levels of citric acid, which can act as a meat tenderizer. However, when the juice is diluted with water, (or blended with ice as in the case of my story), that makes the citric acid less effective.
Pineapples are regarded as one of the best natural remedies for a sore throat because they contain an enzyme called bromelain, which has anti-inflammatory properties that help reduce the irritation at the back of the throat and in the voice box. On top of that, pineapples contain plenty of vitamin C, which helps to boost the immune system. So when your throat starts hurting, drink some pineapple juice or eat some fresh pineapple. It helps!
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When people read Frisky Fillies, they can expect silly humor, lewd desires and accurate, all-natural sore throat remedies.
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Thanks for the feedback!
Hoo boy, what other fetishes will we see next? Perhaps Lyra and BonBon will delve into the darkest, bloodiest, and most violent of fetishes, "guro"? Pinkemena would simply love to butcher a pony...
Is there something about equine vags that I don't know about, is this some kind of common phrasing in Equestria?
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What are the other three? I'm always looking for new ideas...
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Lyra only had one headset and was switching between two different channels. It was only when she accidently switched to conference call mode that the sadist and the masochist got together.
What reference? Seriously, if I made a Back to the Future reference, it was subconscious. What was it?
No argument here.
Omg great story like always I seriously fell outa my chair when octavia sayed fart on my face :ranbowderp: and like a few people sayed, that escalated quickly which was totally my reaction but it was hilarious, and kinda at the end just the lovey romancey partwas so sweet I was like tearing up and at the end man that was great thinking by bon bon I mean dang shes one smart mare anywas awesome story and never stop writing these they are fabulous :raritystarr: :twilightsheepishy:
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