That was like the most amazing story that I have read in here! I expected high quality clob with a lot of humor, but this laugher bomb is also a good end result
I had initially planned for Luna to clop during the attack, as though the thought of violence and gore made her hot and bothered. However, the more I wrote, the more I realized that a clopping Luna would betray the character. So while she may have become aroused during the story, she never acted on it.
Not requiring every story end with an orgasm is what separates my writing from the porn industry. I'm aiming for quality stories, where sex merely plays a role and is rarely ever the goal.
"So let me see if I've got this straight," Bon Bon said, "I've got to make Luna orgasm through phone sex, while adhering to a strict code of chaste behavior and archaic courtship rituals; and all of this has to be done before the moon crashes into the capital city and subsequently wipes out all life in Equestria?"
There is not enough gusta in the internet for this.
"It's not a moon, it's a space station." That's when I sort of lost it. On a related note, I have major sinusitis, so laughing out loudly sort of hurts, which is your fault!!!!!!!!!12345
Good read, very good. Excellent, in fact. Do keep it up!
1534721 If you want sex, read ninety percent of my other stories. For this chapter, keeping Luna chaste felt like the right call.
That being said, I could see myself writing a sequel where Luna has a necrophilic gang bang with some zombie ponies...
"Out... out..." the zombie ponies moaned. "What are they saying?" Luna asked, "Are they telling us to get out?" "Well, when the undead call out for brains, it means they want to eat your brains," Star Swirl said. "Out... out..." the zombie ponies said again. "When the undead say the word 'out,'" Star Swirl said, smiling, "it means they want to eat you out." "Oh my," Luna said, blushing.
If the poll notes are serious about the next chapter being that bad I imagine merely glancing at it must cause people to be violently ill. Having read 120 days of Blueblood, if that snot the most gross thing you've written Celestia help us all.
Finally, I've read all the chapters...I just want to thank Hurricane Sandy, for making this possible, Bronystories for writing this, Princess Luna for being Princess Luna, and Twilight Sparkle. Remember kids, "winners don't do drugs! Champions do!"
None of the options in the poll are anything I actually want. more some kind of middle of the road. Some measure of moderation, like leaving most "gross bits" out with just enough remaining to give an idea of what is left unsaid.
Ah Bronystories, you NEVER disappoint. Hehe it seems pleasing the Princess of the Night, is harder than it looks. Aw you make me look so complex here Bronystories, oh you. I can't believe I nearly destroyed Equestria, while having my 'fantasy'. Oh boy hope Tia never finds out about this.. I'll never hear the end of it. This chapter was so original I loved it! First romance, then zombies and then love! How you come up with these ideas, I will never know. Well Star Swirl eh? Heh the guy was kinda cute back then. -- Ooh, you should make a chapter with my sister in it! Heheh.
The Luna chapter is finished!
Would you like to affect how the next chapter plays out?
Then take this poll!
Also, thanks for helping this story get to the feature box!
Alright update. Commence read.
That stressful line of etiquette...and then, beware the zombie ponies!
Okay, what?
Seriously. W-what?
I don't—what?
If you say the story titlesfrom last to first to the carol: five gold rings or whatever it all fits
My reaction to Luna being a caller: ...WAT?
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
molto bene
update at 1am?
WHO NEEDS SLEEP?
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It's noon here. Where do you hail from, fellow brony?
And I thought link had it bad
LOL the thought of Luna slaying zombie ponies is hilarious. Good work, fine sir
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(In a wise mans voice)I hail from the distant lands of south east Asia
That was like the most amazing story that I have read in here! I expected high quality clob with a lot of humor, but this laugher bomb is also a good end result
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Thanks for the feedback!
I had initially planned for Luna to clop during the attack, as though the thought of violence and gore made her hot and bothered. However, the more I wrote, the more I realized that a clopping Luna would betray the character. So while she may have become aroused during the story, she never acted on it.
Not requiring every story end with an orgasm is what separates my writing from the porn industry. I'm aiming for quality stories, where sex merely plays a role and is rarely ever the goal.
Does it say on the sun, "Celestia was here, Luna is fat," ?
Anyways, great chapter, woo!
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Hang on, I'll have Twilight check for us.
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Oh yeah... it's not good to stare at the sun...
That was pretty amazing.
That... must have been quite interesting to write.
I cracked when you tossed in the zombies. Good stuff. XD
Well that was awesome
That kinda seems like it was the reenactment of that parody book they mentioned..
Wow. That took an unexpected turn. Zombies, woo!
"So let me see if I've got this straight," Bon Bon said, "I've got to make Luna orgasm through phone sex, while adhering to a strict code of chaste behavior and archaic courtship rituals; and all of this has to be done before the moon crashes into the capital city and subsequently wipes out all life in Equestria?"
There is not enough gusta in the internet for this.
It's 'here.'
This chapter made me literally laugh out loud multiple times. Well done, my good sir.
Well that was odd and funny?
Tad sad there was no sex, and with that a wierd fetisch, But meh it was fun to read
"It's not a moon, it's a space station." That's when I sort of lost it. On a related note, I have major sinusitis, so laughing out loudly sort of hurts, which is your fault!!!!!!!!!12345
Good read, very good. Excellent, in fact. Do keep it up!
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Remember Bon Bon, this line's going in the movie trailer, so make it count!
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Stories, you've done it again!
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Thanks!
EDIT: Fixed!
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If you want sex, read ninety percent of my other stories. For this chapter, keeping Luna chaste felt like the right call.
That being said, I could see myself writing a sequel where Luna has a necrophilic gang bang with some zombie ponies...
Lovely dating advice hidden between the lines here.
whether intentional or not.
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Oh, Magoo! You've done it again!
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+10 Win Rating for you, good Stories.
Austin Power?
Another genius chapter.
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Thanks for the feedback! I'll fix the typo!
EDIT: Done!
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If the poll notes are serious about the next chapter being that bad I imagine merely glancing at it must cause people to be violently ill. Having read 120 days of Blueblood, if that snot the most gross thing you've written Celestia help us all.
Celestia, where were you?
I was at a spit-roast, enjoying some thick sausage.
dahhh... So Celestia eats meat?
...
One small error: "Lyra, what am I supposed to say!?!" appears to have been said INTO the mic toward Luna since it lacked the underscore.
Anyway, fantastic job. This was well worth the time.
Finally, I've read all the chapters...I just want to thank Hurricane Sandy, for making this possible, Bronystories for writing this, Princess Luna for being Princess Luna, and Twilight Sparkle. Remember kids, "winners don't do drugs! Champions do!"
Can't wait for the next chapter!
Wow, amazing. Absolutely fantastic.
With every pop culture reference noted, I await the next chapter eagerly.
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Thanks for catching that!
Edit: Fixed!
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The cake went straight to her thighs....
PRINCESS THUNDER THIGHS, PRINCESS THUNDER THIGHS, PRINCESS THUN- *Gets banished to moon*
I think I've read that book... Huh.
Sorry I took so long to read this... Sorry.
Hmmm... Why does that sound familiar?
Oh yeah:
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Great chapter, hilarious , I hope one of the chapters includes Twilight.
Ok, I'll admit I didn't see the zombie pony thing coming. AT ALL.
Hmm, I wonder if Princess Platinum is acquainted with Abraham Lincoln?
None of the options in the poll are anything I actually want. more some kind of middle of the road. Some measure of moderation, like leaving most "gross bits" out with just enough remaining to give an idea of what is left unsaid.
Or do whatever.
1533469 OH YOU TROLL
Ah Bronystories, you NEVER disappoint.
Hehe it seems pleasing the Princess of the Night, is harder than it looks. Aw you make me look so complex here Bronystories, oh you. I can't believe I nearly destroyed Equestria, while having my 'fantasy'. Oh boy hope Tia never finds out about this.. I'll never hear the end of it. This chapter was so original I loved it! First romance, then zombies and then love! How you come up with these ideas, I will never know. Well Star Swirl eh? Heh the guy was kinda cute back then.
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Ooh, you should make a chapter with my sister in it! Heheh.