The futa-tube spanking was a nice touch. Hell, the whole thing was great. A perfect textual explanation of fantasy hypersex. Certainly better than anything I've heard from folks that actually like hypersex. You can really do it all.
I, uh, have to admit... This whole series has kinda flipped-flopped my perspective of... well... everything.
I need to go lay down, all my internal pictures of sexy fillies have been replaced by pictures of bored voice-actors working in comfy chairs, while playing video games.
"Not wanting to miss her marefriend's latest call, Lyra decided to make her sandwich in the living room. She brought along all the ingredients she would need. A banana, a jar of creamy peanut butter and white bread. It was Lyra's favorite." I see where this is going...
EDIT: "...let alone a futa shy as her..." Two things: I see what you did there, and, didn't see that coming. EDIT2: EDIT3: Congratulations at being featured after every chapter.
Man, I hope this talk show is like Jerry Springer.
Also, Atomic Faith showing up at the talk show and Lyra pointing at him and saying "See that stallion in the audience? He was our first caller." while his wife and daughter sit right next to him would be the funniest thing ever. I'd pay actual money to see his family's reaction.
994071 "A perfect textual explanation of fantasy hypersex. Certainly better than anything I've heard from folks that actually like hypersex. You can really do it all."
I try to be a Jack of all trades when it comes to sexual quirks. I didn't even know this particular fetish was called "hypersex." I guess you do learn something new everyday.
I'm actually waiting for someone to call me out on Fluttershy being out of character. I contend that she'd call a sex line long before she'd go to a bar or nightclub. With Frisky Fillies on the line, Fluttershy is surrounded by the safety of her own home.
There are many terms. I just informally call it hypersex since the usual "oversized genitals" are called "hyper." More technical and less used is "hypertrophic."
But mostly they swing them around and be coy. It's a rare thing to see hyper bits being used AND explained in such a fashion. As ever in this series and the previous, you show yourself to be most flexible and versatile.
994457 Thanks for the compliment. I'm really going to enjoy writing the next couple of chapters. (There's no way I'll be able to keep Howie Tern's segment confined to just one.)
When i saw that this was updated i by complete accident the fluttershy character tag, at that moment my brain turned into a certain jug of red liquid"ohnoohnoohnoohnoOH YEAH!"
>"Nonsense," Lyra said, "We call her Candy Ass because her sphincter stretches like taffy. You'll be able to fit it in, and it'll be the tightest screw you've ever had in your life."
Okay, this chapter made me almost vomit from the descriptions. Why did I still like it? Because it managed to be hilarious! ...but oh god that imagery. FLUTTERSHY, what is WRONG with YOU?
Okay, perhaps I can understand why Chatterbox would arrange that meeting. She's could be of the opinion that any publicity is good publicity. But why the hell would Lyra say "yes" to that?
Fluttershy is best futa.
And then a throw away joke comes back with vengeance..thanks Chekov.
Awesome Chapter ^^
anyone notice all of the titles start with a number?
"Out of all their callers, they'd never met a fantasy futa before; let alone a futa shy as her."
I see what you did there.
Maybe do a chapter with two clients? Or the CMC (im a huge pedo :3)
Yay new chapter!
Howie Tern. And A Robin?
The futa-tube spanking was a nice touch. Hell, the whole thing was great. A perfect textual explanation of fantasy hypersex. Certainly better than anything I've heard from folks that actually like hypersex. You can really do it all.
The Plot has been Doubled!
Ya know cuz it's the first time we've seen anal in the story and the story is actually progressing now.
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I can't comment.
I, uh, have to admit...
This whole series has kinda flipped-flopped my perspective of... well... everything.
I need to go lay down, all my internal pictures of sexy fillies have been replaced by pictures of bored voice-actors working in comfy chairs, while playing video games.
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As a healthy outlet for all your pedo needs, please feel free to check out another of my stories, 120 Days of Blueblood.
(Have a good time, now! :3)
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followed by an adjective (or adverb for this one) then finished with a noun?
yep
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Personal style? Could you be more specific? I have several other works.
"Not wanting to miss her marefriend's latest call, Lyra decided to make her sandwich in the living room. She brought along all the ingredients she would need. A banana, a jar of creamy peanut butter and white bread. It was Lyra's favorite."
I see where this is going...
EDIT: "...let alone a futa shy as her..." Two things: I see what you did there, and, didn't see that coming.
EDIT2:
EDIT3: Congratulations at being featured after every chapter.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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She'll treat him like a dog... by which I mean she'll rub his whiskered nose in it.
Howie Tern. Isn't he a judge on Equestria's Got Talent, too?
Futashy has made another conquest. Next on her list, Princess Luna.
"The Howie Tern Show," Lyra replied, ominously.
Howie Tern? Howard Stern? MUST OBLITERATE MINE ENEMY.
do i sense a trens of chapters starting with numbers?
Man, I hope this talk show is like Jerry Springer.
Also, Atomic Faith showing up at the talk show and Lyra pointing at him and saying "See that stallion in the audience? He was our first caller." while his wife and daughter sit right next to him would be the funniest thing ever. I'd pay actual money to see his family's reaction.
Fluttershy's innocence is ruined to me! However I must say if it weren't her I wouldn't be as traumatized
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I second that.
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"A perfect textual explanation of fantasy hypersex. Certainly better than anything I've heard from folks that actually like hypersex. You can really do it all."
I try to be a Jack of all trades when it comes to sexual quirks. I didn't even know this particular fetish was called "hypersex." I guess you do learn something new everyday.
I'm actually waiting for someone to call me out on Fluttershy being out of character. I contend that she'd call a sex line long before she'd go to a bar or nightclub. With Frisky Fillies on the line, Fluttershy is surrounded by the safety of her own home.
Anyways, thanks for the feedback!
Hornier than any other mare!
This story goes against all morals I have as a brony...
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There are many terms. I just informally call it hypersex since the usual "oversized genitals" are called "hyper." More technical and less used is "hypertrophic."
But mostly they swing them around and be coy. It's a rare thing to see hyper bits being used AND explained in such a fashion. As ever in this series and the previous, you show yourself to be most flexible and versatile.
994457
Thanks for the compliment.
I'm really going to enjoy writing the next couple of chapters. (There's no way I'll be able to keep Howie Tern's segment confined to just one.)
holy shit
all them references
this always puts a large grin on my face
"giant goo bazooka"
...my sides hurt from laughing...make it stop
So. Much. Yes!
When i saw that this was updated i by complete accident the fluttershy character tag, at that moment my brain turned into a certain jug of red liquid"ohnoohnoohnoohnoOH YEAH!"
This is fucking hillarious (pun not intended)
Lol
Hilarious as always
Fluttershy clops?!
I really like that fact that you're using the formal terms, and not slang or terms confused with the said term.
"...let alone a futa shy as her."
Loving that word play, man. Keep it up!
I predict that their public appearance will end up costing them their job, just like last time
>"Nonsense," Lyra said, "We call her Candy Ass because her sphincter stretches like taffy. You'll be able to fit it in, and it'll be the tightest screw you've ever had in your life."
That's hot.
Okay, this chapter made me almost vomit from the descriptions. Why did I still like it? Because it managed to be hilarious!
...but oh god that imagery. FLUTTERSHY, what is WRONG with YOU?
is the first story finished or will more be added to it. its still marked as incomplete?
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Q: What do you get when you cross Bon Bon's butt with semen?
???:
A: Salt water taffy!
Thanks for the feedback!
(sighs) please keep Howard Stern as far away from the brony community as possible! This story's great, I don't want him to ruin it.
Oh. My. Goddess...... Fluttershy.....
Still awesome my dear author.
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The quiet ones are always the freakiest.
After learning that is her O-face, I can never watch the gala episode the same way again.
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YEAH! Multiple Howie Tern chapters!
"Hey baby, show me your crotchteats." or "Hey baby, show me your vulva."
O__O
Hello brain bleach my old friend, how've you been.
HOWIE! HOWIE! HOWIE!
Awesome story, btw :)
Aren't horse penises generally around 20 inches? And floppy? Knowledge ruins everything.
this was very funny i wanted to stop reading but it was like a car wreck i couldn't stop looking.
Okay, perhaps I can understand why Chatterbox would arrange that meeting. She's could be of the opinion that any publicity is good publicity. But why the hell would Lyra say "yes" to that?
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Ahhh, but see, that's horse penises. These are ponies.
Now if it were Celestia fantasizing about being a stallion...
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No, Bronystories. Thank you.
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