The First Stand

A U.S. 'Citizen' crashes into Equestria after sky diving out of Cessna 182 which collided with another plane (Because the other plane's pilot is a drunk, shitty, asshole who shouldn't be flying a plane at all.) Thus said 'citizen,' is surely having a fun time in Equestria after some setbacks and misunderstandings, right? Nope, not really.

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Prolgue · 14th Sep 2017 · 859 words
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Chapter 1 · 29th Oct 2017 · 3,204 words
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Chapter 2 · 12th Nov 2017 · 2,024 words
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KingPotato

KingPotato #1 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · · Prolgue ·

Wait what? Is this a crack fic that's gonna be take itself seriously?

KingPotato

KingPotato #2 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · · Chapter 1 ·

It's like your REALLY want to make a crack fic but you want to keep this serious. You wanna make it an Xtra thicc crack fic

Tedious_Blizzard

Tedious_Blizzard #3 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · · Chapter 1 ·

What is it crossovered with?

A Typical Reader

A Typical Reader #4 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · · Chapter 1 ·

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Nyes and Nien.

A Typical Reader

A Typical Reader #5 · Oct 29th, 2017 · · · Chapter 1 ·

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Whoops, that tag slipped into the story description, gonna take that out.

Boof Man

Boof Man #6 · Oct 30th, 2017 · · · Prolgue ·

It was 4:20 P.M. Princess Empress Celestia, the demigoddess of the sun, the divine and purely beautiful monarch of the Holy Equestrian Empire,(And known as many other names.) put the joint cup of tea onto the table after taking a long drug trip sip of tea. She looked up and at the sky above the Everfree Forest, while pulling out a blank scroll, a inkwell, and a enchanted feather and started writing:

Kek

Boof Man

Boof Man #7 · Oct 30th, 2017 · · · Chapter 1 ·

Chris said as he bursted into blocky pieces, while a 7 year old kid was screaming in the background groaned, rubbing his sides as he slowly got up.

Lmao, is this a Roblox reference?

Chris dusted off some more dirt to reveal the lactches to the box (Or I should say Locker .), expecting some military-grade weapons in it. He lifted the locker cover up to reveal a dust-and-moss-covered M4 Carbine with a suppresor and ACOG attached to it, 5 5.56 NATO Magazines for the M4, a military vest, some chicken MRE's, some broken glasses, a smashed bottle of beer (Probably Budweiser Brand.), and a small box-full of Bang Snaps . Chris pulled the straps of the military vest on, clicking the snaps into place, before loading the 5 5.56 NATO magazines into the vest's frontal magazine pouches. He put the MRE's into the remaining pockets of his military vest, and put the box-ful of Bang Snaps into his pocket.

That's mighty convenient

"Jesus, is that a Panzer? I think its a Panzer, from what I learned from History Class back in High School. Anyway, what the hell is a WW2 Panzer doing out here in the forest? Maybe I'm in Germany, and that this could be a WW2 Battleground that was overgrown?" Chris rambled about, before he heard a snap. He turned around to the source of the noise,safety off, aiming through his ACOG on his M4 Carbine.

What the fuck

This gon b fun

gamer4COD

gamer4COD #8 · Oct 30th, 2017 · · · Prolgue ·

At the end, one too many.

above the airspace above

Boof Man

Boof Man #9 · Nov 12th, 2017 · · · Chapter 2 ·

Well isn't everything in this chapter just convenient

A Typical Reader

A Typical Reader #10 · Nov 12th, 2017 · · · Chapter 2 ·

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Convenience is love, Convenience is life.

KingPotato

KingPotato #11 · Nov 13th, 2017 · · · Chapter 2 ·

He should have the ponies also find stuff from humans (possibly a skeleton) and have them researching it. And please to God at least have some manner of explaining for the random shit besides "magical disturbance."

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