This story needs more publicity, badly.

“Hey, what’d you shitlords do to her?” Rainbow Dash demanded with a furious expression.

LOL whut?
Newspeak, how charming.

Granted, she couldn’t compare her experience to Rarity’s – especially with that ring on her horn – but she definitely looked as bad as she felt after so long without fresh air, sunlight, and nourishment.

Thank you for actually spelling definitely correctly. It's misspelled far to often in my opinion.