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Emerald Harp


Just a dude writing fanfiction and his sister doing all the editing

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Twilight Sparkle is falling asleep in her pancakes. Jeff, Bill, and Larry are gonna find out how to help and get er done. Surely this is nothing three red necks can't solve.

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This story is the best thing ever!

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Hey bud, thanks a bunch for your kind words. I appreciate it:twilightsmile:

I really enjoyed this! I snaughed and everything!

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I'm very glad you liked it, this story was very fun to write. We actually have another story similar to this one in the works.

Also, welcome to FIM Fiction, the best website on Planet Earth. If you have any questions just ask.

I don't know who these guys are - do they have a show on Discovery Channel or something? They seem like the type - but this fanfic was hilarious!

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All three of these guys are pretty famous comedians. They are mainly known for doing stand-up comedy. Out of the three of them "Larry the Cable Guy" is the most well known. Jeff Foxworthy has his own game show called "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" Bill Engval is the one I know the least about but he and Larry both did a movie together called "Delta Farce" which was very funny.

Google any of those three names and you are guaranteed tons of hits.

We are glad you liked the story.:twilightsmile:

6372164 Neat. Sorry, I hadn't heard of them before I read this.

I know who Tim Taylor is, though. He's the one they named that trope after.

The moment Twilight left the room, Larry let out a titanic fart that seemed to shake the foundations of the castle. The other two rednecks doubled over laughing hysterically. It was impossible for Twilight not to hear the almost deafening sound.

“What in Celestia’s name was that?” Spike asked as he ran down the great hall.

“Men at work, Spike. Men at work,” Twilight said cheerfully.

About twenty minutes after the alicorn had left the castle, the size of the job before them began to sink in on the three friends.

“Whose bright idea was this?” Larry asked. Both he and Bill looked at Jeff Foxworthy accusingly.

“Hey, I wasn’t the one who said we would have this all done by sun down, right Bill?”

Now it was Engvall’s turn to be glared at. “At least I didn’t break every bucking window in the castle with my ass gas,” Bill pointed out.

“Well, what did you expect me to do? I couldn’t peek into the brownie oven when the Princess was still here.”

Oh sweet luna! I laughed for so long just reading this part that my cheeks/jaw hurt! XD this was worth reading :pinkiecrazy:

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:rainbowlaugh: We're glad you liked it. Those goofy guys are a blast to write about.

I'm actually thinking about writing a third fic staring those three.

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:pinkiehappy:

And if you do then I'll read it :derpytongue2:

This is a very good one-shot.

Engvall nodded in understanding. “I don’t blame you at all. I keep expecting a pissed-off squirrel the size of a monster truck to come through one of them doors and kick us out of his home.”

Call Flutershy:flutterrage:

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That's what I would do.:twilightsmile:

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calm the Squirrel down

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