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WarriorOfTwilightSparkle


Hola! You know you seriously have no life when you make up gay stories about MLP <3 bitchezzzzz you think you got shit on me! Bitch please watch me shake my purple thangggg! DAMN ZAYM MOTHA FUCKA<3!

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Discord catches his boyfriend Pipsqueak wanting sexy time with Granny Smith. Spike is fighting for his love Granny Smith against his enemy Pipsqueak on Halloween. It is Discord's job to save his Halloween!


Collab with Kawaiibaconshark02 and Rapperdash. Also written for The Sexy Trolls Group.

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Comments ( 19 )

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU AUTHOR BEST STORY EVER MADE :heart:

DAMN YOUR SO SEXY AT WRITING

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5279255 WOAH, WOAH, HOLY FUCK YALL STOP!!! I KNOW I AM AMAZING THANKS!!! :rainbowwild::heart:

So this is what you've been doing this whole time, eh, Shallow?

I'm ashamed of you for writing such a terrible trollfic.

5279560 Lol, no I have been doing other things. I just made this under a hour with my people. Lol, this is what I do what did you expect something serious XD :rainbowlaugh:

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You can write better. Not be obligated to this shit

5279577 I know, but I just wanted to get a laugh. I like to write shitty stories too lol.

Yes I'm mad. Damn even the coverart has a error.

I've been waiting for this fic all my life.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

omg lol this is a fab story man trollolololol awesome troll fic

5280601 i been waiting for u all pmy life babeh

5304210 my beginning role made this a true troll fic XD

This was best story. Liek if u cri evrytiem it was a bootyful fanfic :yay:

Without a doubt the best story on this site.

Ahh, the whole thing does feel like moral posturing that even Celestia herself probaly doesn't believe, no matter how hard she tries to convince herself.

Some called her soft, of course they did. They didn’t understand the burden of what she held back every day. How could they? It was only if they were in her position that they would ever understand. In the back of her mind, on rare occasions, she thought about just once letting her full power be on display. Though those thoughts were quickly quelled. No. They’d be frightened of her, and justifiably so. So they never learned of the full power that their Princess truly possessed.

So first Celestia determines that strongarming people into submitting to you is bad...thats nice.

“Glad you asked, allow me to give the nation our address. “This is a call-out to the shadow cabinets, petty dictators and all-around tossers of the world. You're on notice. We're not bound by lines on a map or political alliances or government bodies of any kind. We are our own bosses, and we have a very simple job. There are the good guys, namely us, and the bad guys, namely anyone who treats anyone else like trash to further their petty aims. We turn bad guys into memories. So mind your manners, boys and girls, or we'll blow your house down. We’re the Next Step. You asked for us, world. Now you got us.”

She decides that these people the next step are bad people BECAUSE they do exactly the thing she rebukes in the earlier quote (but we know she privately considers) both in terms of insitigating fear and causing harm.

“You said it yourself, the new order,” Daybreaker laughed cruelly and Gale’s insides chilled. “Look, up in the sky. It’s your new savior, Daybreaker and ruler of all that is. I want to ask you something, how does it feel to be deconstructed?”

She does EXACTLY what she intially she rebukes by putting on display her full powers and instigsting fear in him to prove her point.....

"A lesser ruler might have used that power to keep their subjects in line, rule not by gentle wisdom but terror and fear of reprisal. *insert name of hypocritical person* honestly pitied those who had to stoop to such unsavory means. They were not worthy of their titles. Perhaps, with some gentle instruction, they might one day be. Worthy to join her and her subjects in the sun. Celestia crushed those traitorous Next Step Bastards as soon as they came"


So is the take away from this story that Celestia was actually wrong?
Despite arguing in an effort to seemingly convince herself that the use of power is not the pathway to a better society, after she loses the support of her people she ultimately decides to solve her problem by resorting to....oh right i don't need to finish that sentence.
And before some IDIOT says something like she was only displaying her power and inciting fear (which she openly rebukes doing but whatever) in order to prove her point that its a bad way to do things...consider what gale himself says..

“You don’t like it, you can do this on your own time. Try and reform the next batch, that’s what you do right?” Gale Force laughed. “But I’m going to tell you right now, what you want isn’t always what you’re going to get. Not all ponies will be receptive to this kind of thing.”

Ironic for both of them really, gale was the non receptive pony when Celestia confronted him.
But to ultimately solve the problem...she did it Gale's way.
The ends justify the means?
Was she justified in scaring Gale with threats or murder and other such for the sake of redeeming him?

I enjoyed this story alot...because it really makes you ask yourself at the end who truly won.
Despite celestia holding all the power, how has she shown herself to use it?

Eternal imprisonment in stone, and we know discord never had a genuine choice once he got out.

Of course many would argue over what she did to Luna sending her away to the moon for a thousand years.

And finally Gale.

When i ask myself whose idealogy won out..well i geuss thats up to the reader.

But i will make this quote to let you know what i think.

“Glad you asked, allow me to give the nation my address!” she commented before charming her voice so that all of Canterlot could hear. Orbs floated around her, broadcasting footage to everywhere else. “This is a call-out to the shadow cabinets, petty dictators and all-around tossers of the world. You're on notice. I am not bound by any law or government, I AM THE GOVERNMENT. I am my own boss, and I have a very simple job. There are the good guys, namely whoever agrees with my idealogy, and the bad guys, namely anyone who treats anyone else like trash to further their petty aims or disagrees with me on the subject of morality which i myself tacitly admit is grey and seemingly relatavistic evidenced by my apparent use of fear tactics by threat of murder,desire to control the thoughts of my nation to be homogenous to my own, use of outrageous punishments which are likely to be worse than death and presenting the false dichotomy of a choice between right and wrong after said punishment, but in actuality is merely 'my way or eternal torture' . I turn bad guys into memories. So mind your manners, boys and girls, or I'll engage in the tactics earlier mentioned or emotional manipulation. I am Celestia. You never asked me for since you didn't have a choice world. Now you got me.”

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