Or just have her go nuts and beat Twilight to death with her friendship chair before running off to Sorin and pinning the responsibility for the baby on him!

"Hey Soarin, I didn't know you had any unicorns in your family tree!"

I say blame the tree! Did you see the transformation? Obviously the 6 were meant to be pollinators. Or attractive to pollinators. Plant sex is weird.

Anyways, Rainbow got pollinated!

Discord... you are a DICK... but we love you for that, never change

i would have her stay with twilight being the the Element of Loyalty and all

Booth/Bones reaction of two best friends for years finally realizing their love for each other with a child…

*squee* *cough* No, I am not fond of that series at all. What would give you that idea.

A couple of errors I noticed:

The answer to her question made Rarity’s whole body twitch

the T-shirt

if she did go to soarin there's a chance she'd have to explain an alicorn baby... might be a small chance but still...awkward.

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Yeah, I'm awesome.

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So you're the guy that did that banner?

The greatest shitstorm is at hand ... Prepare your umbrellas!

I apologize for punishing your good work with a favorite but I have some ideas. At dusk, we should totally have twilight switch back to a mare and have them go at it. Also, it is possible to have twilight act as a surrogate mother if she were to magically transfer the child into herself.

i just relized something...
the deadline has passed.
does this mean twilight will stay as a stallion?

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These comments are weird. I for one love the way you're going with this, clop or no.

Option 1 please! the other one will be too predictable!!!

4447973 Did she had a deadline? didn't she need a sunrise or a twilight time?

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S/he can change back whenever his/her power is at its peak, which is every twilight (near dawn or dusk).

4448416 twilight said something about "10 mins to change back" so i guess so.
4448435 must have missed that then, thought it was a sort of "change Before this deadline or this shit will be permanent"

Ohh, what a tough spot. Also, is one night even enough for that to happen? If so, is it even enough to detect? .-.

4447707 Nah, I just put it where everbody could see it. The talented genius who did this is Sharpieboss.

Chapter 2? You son of a bitch! Maybe I should upvote this story just to show you whose boss.
Am I the only one hoping Twilight keeps the Twicane hidden somewhere in the tree? Maybe Rainbow beats her to death with that?
As an alicorn father I can see the baby being of any of the three tribes. And Twilight wanted to make herself taller? Inferiority complex?
Finally, do Fluttershy or Applejack have secret crushes on Rainbow or Twilight? That would cause too much drama, but maybe they both fall for Twilight now that he's got the goods they want, before they learn about the baby. Nah, too much to hope for.

This fic contains SEX,

Psh... I'm an adult I can handle that...

PREGNANT PONIES,

Well I would assume that is the next step after sex...

EMOTIONAL STUFF,

Braced for feels...

and the ever terrifying WORDS.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! A story that contains words... I'm not sure if I'm ready for this yet... wait I've been using words to type this... *screams like bitch*

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I just slammed my head on my chair (was standing behind it) when I doubled over laughing at this... The pain is worth the laughter though.

You know if Twilight can do that healing spell what is to stop her/him from bringing Dash back to factory specs again after the baby is born?

very good. though, discord's shock at the fact that rainbow is pregnant was a surprise. for a spirit of chaos that can always know practically anything if he wants, the element of magic impregnating the element of loyalty took him by surprise? maybe having his magic stolen by tirek lessened his powers slightly.

anyway, i can't wait for the next chapter, though i will, since you told us to.

Me: Luna! get off the computer! I was commenting on that fic.

Luna: We carest not. We will give our opinion if we wish.

Me: *glares* get back to equestria before i tell celestia on you.

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A child equals time on a consistent and daily basis. Wonderbolt's traveling for performances and training would keep her busy and a Princess probably can't be a full-time mom.

Also, unless I'm mistaken, The Wonderbolts are an icon and if the reputation of one of its members or somebody joining are in question or ruined they would be kicked out or not allowed to enter at all.

This is just conjecture tho so

4449311 Or even better -she could remove the zygote/fetus completely, thus avoiding all the bullshit.

Good

Cute, funny, and Discord being a dick. What's not to like?

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Because that would defeat the point of the story!
Or, more seriously, because one or both of them may have ethical objections to that course of action

This is just so fantastic I hate it

4448476 No, but for plot sakes let's roll with it!

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Or I could just go with the argument that what Twilight was seeing was in fact the future creation of their child that the sort of one-night stand since Twi has no plans to be doing it with Dash again in that manner will lead to since the vision of their foal actually ended with it crying out like a newborn.

But...meh.

4453154 you have to be more specifyc then!

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Nah.

I'm one of those guys that write stuff full of little background clues instead of full-on foreshadowing that's missing this one little bit of evidence until the very end that connects all the dots and makes you go "Oh! So that's why the murder weapon was covered in strawberry jam instead of blood!" while having you do back through with a second read through and roll your eyes at the obviousness of everything.

Or maybe I was just bullshitting an excuse of an answer. I dunno, it's late.

l2abort

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Kind of didn't want to go the abortion route, but hey it is their choice if they want to go there.

4453658 jajajajajaja!!! have fun, then!

I just realized... how painful must it be to shove something with a horn on its head out of you?

will destroy Rainbow's chances of

Right, because she didn't at all carry three adult ponies at supersonic speeds no problem and doing a complete 90 degree turn a meter from the ground.
Nope, never happened, right?

More.

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Equestrians may have a (previously unknown) thing against working moms.
Mrs. Cake don't count as work and home are actually the same place ...
...
..
Dangit! I forgot about Derpy, Working MailMom Extraordinaire ...

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There's a great difference between carrying something outside your body and actually having it inside.
Can you imagine a woman sprinting while carrying a sack of potatoes on her back? Well, that's doable, but she probably won't be breaking any world records. Now imagine the same woman with a swollen belly, with her child pushing against her internal organs with every movement she makes... attempting to sprint (or doing any kind of advanced acrobatics) would not be a very clever idea in that case.

Having said that, I don't think pregnancy would entirely destroy Dash's chances for becoming a WB. However, I strongly believe that, starting from around the middle-point of her pregnancy to at least a full year after that, she would not be physically capable of performing feats a WB would be required to do: with all the hormones wreaking havoc in her body, physical discomfort accompanying every movement in the later stages of pregnancy, and finally with the need of post-birth recovery to get her body back in shape.

I guess she won't be happy about that

HAHAHAHAHA I laughed SO MUCH during this chapter! Where is the COMEDY tag?!

MOAR SEX! MOAR!
:D :D
well um... Thats all.
Btw as inspiration you always can read the 8-verse by akumokagetsu. RD is adopting a child there, so you could get the idea.
I wish you good luck, and a lot of the so called "Ihlet".
Now, get to work, you have a story to finish!

I'm back, horsefuckers! Did you miss me? I'm sorry; I have a life; I don't spend my life hating on you pony shaggers. That being said, what the fuck is up with your fetishes?

This is the cancer of all clop fics. I loved this fandom, but then the cloppers invaded and spammed our sites with pony porn. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

4457629 Well of course they are... they are part of the fandom. Bronys and pegasisters, who love the ponies. And yes, they love them so much, that they even fantasize about them. I can't see whats wrong w/ this. If you are a non clopper, don't read clopfics, and don't search "pony porn" on R34. It's simple.
Best wishes! And have fun!

4459975 some one give this guy a medal for explaining it simply for him/her

I hope Twilight turns back into a mare

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nou

4464976 yus

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Oh god.
Rainbow better hope she has a pegasus or(very unlikely) earth pony.