FimFiction Pony Adventures (A User-Driven Story)

by Aetherlord_Ignus

Rainbow Dash Panics and Runs Around Screaming

>Twilight Sparkle: Laugh at charred paper, before jumping out of your crystal palace

Well, You’ve finally done it. At long last, You’ve gotten rid of those POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS. You let out the most triumphant laugh in your life before jumping out the window of your CRYSTAL PALACE. You are not sure why you did that, since you were on the FIRST FLOOR, but some ponies have started to stare at you. This is going to be in all the TABLOIDS by tomorrow.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy

---

>Applejack: Go in the CMC CLUBHOUSE and SHOUT at Apple Bloom, HUG Sweetie Bell and GLARE at Scootaloo

You are not too sure why you would do that. You have not even seen what they are doing yet, but you might as well check on them. You open the DOOR of the CMC CLUBHOUSE and come to the biggest mess you have seen since you let SPIKE bake PIES. BATTER is on every surface while an ELECTRIC MIXER that appears to be wrapped in RED FABRIC sprays it everywhere. APPLES, FLOUR and SUGAR are stuck to various places on the wall. It takes you a while to find the CMC since they too were covered in BATTER. When you do find them, you YELL at all three of them about safety and asking permission, SWEETIE BELLE starts to cry, so you HUG and comfort her, SCOOTALOO tries to sneak away, but you GLARE at her and she rushes right back.
Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits
Status: Healthy

---

>Rainbow Dash: PANIC and RUN around SCREAMING

Oh buck! Oh buck! Oh buck! You can not believe someone saw you flirting with that statue. Why do you even have it? Oh well, it’s not like DERPY will care, right? She seemed fine with it. Oh, who are you kidding? You are ruined. This news if going to get out to CLOUDSDALE and eventually to the WONDERBOLTS, and then you will be kicked from the reserves. No. You can not let this happen, you are going to make sure DERPY keeps quiet if it is the last thing you do!
Inventory 0/5:
Status: Healthy

---

>Rarity: Go to a FABRIC STORE and buy new RED FABRIC

When you enter the FABRIC STORE, you catch a glimpse of the CASHIER making a “her again…” face, but you ignore it. You ask her for some RED FABRIC. However, she gives you SCARLET FABRIC. You correct her on this, and she gives you CRIMSON FABRIC, Then AMAREICAN ROSE, CARDINAL and VERMILLION until finally giving you red fabric, you buy an extra large roll which comes out to be 90 bits, you pay for it and tip her 10 bits for her time. You add the fabric to your inventory and run back to the boutique
Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 0/10:
Status: Healthy

---

>Fluttershy: Wait for BIG MACINTOSH to read your poem

You hide in a BUSH as you wait for BIG MAC to get the mail. You wait for a couple of minutes until GRANNY SMITH comes out to the mailbox. Not good. At least she won’t read it. She opens the letter you die a little inside, at least she will only read it’s for BIG MAC. She reads the whole thing before telling BIG MACINTOSH that he got a letter. You let out a sigh of relief. You realize you ate two of the carrots out of nervousness.
Inventory 1/5: 3 CARROTS
Status: Healthy

---

>Pinkie Pie: Burst into SONG, roping the whole TOWN into SINGING. Ensure SIR GOURDINGTON has a SOLO

You burst into the most epic song you have ever sung. Your songs have gotten a whole lot better ever since FLUTTERSHY taught you IAMBIC HEPTAMETER. As you HOP, SKIP and JUMP around, the whole TOWN starts to SING with you. For some reason, you can not find any of your friends, you guess they have some really important business they need to attend to. You throw SIR GOURDINGTON out of your inventory and prepare for the most epic solo in the history of solos, nothing happens. Not surprising though, he’s just a pumpkin, unlike GUMMY, who has a lot to say. You continue to sing.
Inventory 0/5:
Status: Healthy

---

>Spike: BREAK DOWN and start CRYING as you realise just how pathetic and terrible life really is for you

You do not cry, since you are more mature than that, but you have to admit, your life sucks. You are the only DRAGON in a kingdom full of ponies, all the other DRAGONS are jerks and you were once a talking dog. You are never going to win the love of RARITY and you are never going to be more than a library assistant. Or will you? The answer is you will not. You will make a future for yourself and you will start by wooing RARITY with your FACTORING SKILLS as soon as you figure out how to get out of this castle. You also need to read that note.
Inventory 1/5: NOTE
Status: Healthy

---

>Derpy: Deliver LETTER to TWILIGHT SPARKLE

You fly to TWILIGHT’S PALACE to deliver her letter. You smell something burning when you get there, it reminds you of all the times you helped DINKY bake muffins. You hear laughter from the palace and see TWILIGHT SPARKLE jump out the WINDOW in rather good spirits. She looks around at the other staring ponies and blushes. You give her the letter and she quickly and nervously runs back INSIDE. Wow, everypony sure is acting strange today.
Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 3 LETTERS
Status: Healthy

Comments

[SuperWeegeeWorld]

Spike: Read Note from Princess

Derpy: Deliver Letter to Mayor

Pinkie: Find Gum in Street

[Pepadoru]

Rainbow Dash: Fly all over Ponyville looking for Derpy

Twilight: run into the castle in embarrassment

FlutterShy: go back home happy

[Aetherlord_Ignus]

Rarity and Applejack still needed.

[LostBoy213]

Applejack: Lecture the CMC on the importance of something really important.

Rarity: Write a strongly worded letter of complaint to the foolish mare in the fabric store.

[yolopony]

This made me laugh good work.

[ramseymac]

SPIKE: Read the NOTE. Instead of any words it is splattered with RED INK, which SPIKE mistakes for BLOOD and runs to get TWILIGHT, who thinks it's a huge emergency when really it was just an honest mistake.

[Redcoat]

Spike: Change name to ENGLISH to impress Rarity.
Derpy: Continue in your SACRED DUTY, regardless of social intricacies.
Twilight: Replace destroyed books with notable fanfictions of other published works.
Rarity: Develop an addiction to CHERRIES.
Applejack: WAKE UP.
Rainbow Dash: Activate INCOGNITO mode.
Pinkie Pie: Appearify pumpkin friends for SIR GOURDINGTON
Fluttershy: Hope Angel doesn't find out you ate some of his carrots.

[New Dawn]

Pinkie pie: Orangize a party

Applejack: Slap yourself for that

Derpy: Give yourself a hug

[VanillaShine357]

Pinkie Pie: Goes to the mirror pool to have a good musical number.

Spike: The note is from Big Mac, confessing his love.

Fluttershy: Goes to Twilight's Castle to tell her what happened.

[VanillaShine357]

6181276 Fluttershy: only to find Twilight's not there (obviously)