FimFiction Pony Adventures (A User-Driven Story)

by Aetherlord_Ignus

Twilight Sparkle Attempts Past-Life Regression

Twilight Sparkle: Attempt PAST-LIFE REGRESSION

Clearing your MIND, you put yourself into a deep HYPNOSIS. You feel yourself drifting away into your past lives. Yes. It’s coming into your MENTAL VIEW. No wait, it is not. You just wasted your TIME on that. You are a busy mare. You have BOOKS to READ, CHECKLISTS to MAKE, places to go, PONIES to SEE. Preferably in that order.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy

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Applejack: Pick up the five (5) APPLES and go into the KITCHEN to make APPLE TARTS

You add the five apples to your INVENTORY and WALK to the KITCHEN. You get out all the supplies to make some APPLE TARTS. Unfortunately you seem to be out of INGREDIENTS for dough. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. Looks like you can not make these APPLE TARTS JUST YET.
Inventory 1/5: 5 APPLES
Status: Healthy

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Rainbow Dash: Flirt with WONDERBOLTS STATUE

You casually approach the WONDERBOLTS STATUE. You ask it if it comes here often and what it’s sign is. You look ridiculous, but you need PRACTICE for when you meet a real WONDERBOLT. You leave the STATUE, but not before WINKING at it one last time.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy

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Rarity: Put away the loose DRESSES then head OUTSIDE

Honestly, why are all these DRESSES on the FLOOR. you may have the FLOOR CLEANED 3 times a week, but they still might get DIRTY. Back onto their hooks they go. Why were they even on the FLOOR. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. You then step OUTSIDE. To your LEFT is a river, BEHIND you is a PARK and in FRONT of you is the TOWN
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy

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Fluttershy: Write BIG MAC a POEM in IAMBIC HEPTAMETER, specifically in BLANK VERSE, then GATHER the CARROTS, WALK OUTSIDE and start SINGING adorably:

Yes, a POEM. That would be the perfect thing to give to BIG MAC to confess your love for him. You think this one you wrote will win his heart yet. If that is okay with him. You GATHER the CARROTS and WALK OUTSIDE. Making sure nopony is LOOKING, you start to SING a little bit. Now about this POEM, you should put it in the MAILBOX or if you are feeling brave, you could HOOF DELIVER it.
Inventory 2/5: 5 CARROTS, POEM
Status: Healthy

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Pinkie Pie: PICK UP PUMPKIN

What PUMPKIN? Ooh wait! I know, it is this PUMPKIN right here, in my inventory. PONIES sometimes ask you how you do things like this. You just tell them to SCREW LOGIC because you are PINKIE PIE.
Inventory 1/5: PUMPKIN
Status: Healthy

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Spike: Attempt to WOO Rarity with college-level FACTORING skills.

Yes! That is a great idea. She will be mesmerized by your FACTORING skills and you will win her heart yet. But you will need to get out of here first. You walk out the DOOR of your… no wait, that’s the closet. You just can not get used to this place. When you make it to the right DOOR. You realize the PALACE is a little larger than you thought. Getting out of here is going to be harder than you thought.
Inventory 0/5: NONE
Status: Healthy

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Derpy Hooves: PICK UP all 5 LETTERS and store in MAILMARE BAG and FLY to CANTERLOT and SCHEDULE an APPOINTMENT with CELESTIA

After tripping twice, you take the five (5) LETTERS and put them in your MAILMARE BAG. As much as you would like to VISIT the PRINCESS. You need to get these LETTERS DELIVERED. You check the addresses:
Twilight Sparkle
Mayor Mare
Lyra Heartstrings
Carrot Top
Rainbow Dash
Inventory 1/5: 5 LETTERS
Status: Healthy

Comments

[LostBoy213]

Derpy: Deliver letter to Rainbow Dash and offer to help flirting practice.
Twilight Sparkle: Attack badly written books with magic.
Spike: Break down and start crying as you realise just how pathetic and terrible life really is for you!

(Great story, by the way! Love these ideas!)

[Jakuzure]

Ooh this is getting fun!
Fluttershy: Deliver your letter to Big Mac's mail box.... then quickly smudge out your name so it becomes anonymous out of fear for rejection.
Applejack: Leave to go get ingredients for the Apple Tarts, check the mail box on the way.

[Dusk Rage]

(YES! You did the thing, and made that other reference)

[Aetherlord_Ignus]

4403101 Which other one?

[Aetherlord_Ignus]

Still looking for commands for Rarity, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Then the new chapter can come.

[Pepadoru]

AppleJack: go to the market and get ingredients for apple tart dough

Rarity: Go in front of you to the town after getting a idea for a new dress design

PinkiePie: paint face on pumpkin and add a mustache and argue about the meaning of life with it.

[Aetherlord_Ignus]

Rainbow Dash anyone?

[Dusk Rage]

4405670
The What Pumpkin one, I could have worded it better

Rainbow Dash: Pick up your books, sit down and start reading

[FullMetalFurbee]

Spike: Superheat your body with dragon fire and burn your way out of the castle by walking through the wall.

Rarity: Conduct reconnaissance on suspicious salesponies in the park.

Twilight: Channel the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard and trap his soul in a bottle.

[pyromew]

Twilight sparkle:spontaneously combust into flames