I was just relaxing in my room, browsing the internet when all of a sudden the pink menace herself opens a trans-dimensional portal for herself in my computer. Oh and she won't leave me alone. Send help, I beg you!
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Orion97
Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.
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I love this already, instant-fav for you!
Oh god XD hahahh a fave for you sir
Glad you guys liked. It's my first try at a comedy and I read all these other stories with either pinkie or celestia or whoever and laugh until I cry. I wanted to be able to do the same, and don't worry, this one should update fast
(btw I meant to set it as incomplete but I had it as complete by mistakes, sorry!)
what do you do wen Pinkie opens a portal into your life? you hug her
4490719 Yes, perfect answer. Unless she's riding a T-rex, then you run. You run very fast.
4490728 I can so totally see her riding a T.Rex through a portal
it's the thought of her doing totally normal and ordinary stuff that actually gets me to shudder and look around in barely contained terror of what could be about to happen
4462311 You get a fav just for the joke about deleting internet history
4492245 Glad you enjoyed and
don't worry, there will be plenty more jokes and innuendos to come.
If nothing else it is at least mildly amusing. I'll track for now and see where it takes you.
And then Ellis arrives and tries to ride Applejack.
"Horses are for riding!"
4500378 one problem with that applejack is a pony not a horse.
4860146 And I am secretly a changeling and I feed on love! Wait, shit! That was the one secret I was supposed to keep!
4860441 well i have a secret of my own, and ill tell you it i am in love with chrysalis.
4860461 Don't worry I'm sure she'll tie you to a post or something someday
best of luck. If I invest multiverse travel first ticket is for ya! Meanwhile I'll write stories that people will love, which in turn will help me survive and not just because I want to advertise like a shameless whore 
If I sound odd it's because it's almost 4 Am and my higher thought areas are off.
4860146
All squares are rectangles, buddy.
The long of that is:
A pony is a small breed of horse. A small breed of horse is still a horse.
4861444 i swear it like explaining somthing to pinkie pie its impossible!!!!
4862364
You didn't explain anything to me. You made a declaration. And I have stated in the past that my personality is, in simplest explanation, like a mix of Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie.
4863948 well in that case, might as well know my big secret...
4863948 I'M BATMAN
4864074
*Throws baseball*
4866265 *eats it*
4866473
"I love my ball..."
4867694 *spawns a million from the aether*
4867840
Scout voice: "Yeah!"
Connected stories.
I like it!
7686223 One murderous headache to really connect them though I'll admit
7687461
Oh, I'd imagine.