Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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Well this seems interesting, and funny.
Rooting for Anon/Celestia romance.
I...I think I've read your works too many times. I actually caught the minor changes here!
I like this. Nice and silly absorbable writing to even out the dark depressing stuff I read earlier.
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Most Anonymous stories are committed to stupidity, absurdity, and absurd stupidity. This fic has transcended that and attained the rank of Dangerously Genre-Savvy Juggernaut of a Troll. Good job.
Really ok!
I am eating cereal with pony titty milk o3o..... *Dips self in it* Who wants a bite?
what has my life come to living with an ex princess while the ruler of the country is trying to rape me.
... Fuck yeah! Celestia roommate FTW! *happy dance*
4015954 I do?
Tell me, where did I decide to not run into the Everfree and show Zecora the magic of technology?
Oooh man, Twilights article, cracked me up, the dude is sooooo screwed.
Whelp...Anon will never have to buy milk for his cereal again!
•-• Horse milk
pretty good, does this have a prequil?
Lol the milk scene reminds me so hard of family guy X
It was hilarious
Well then...this looks like it'll be a fun ride
Twilight before Celestias protection
Twilight after Celestias protection
This story has me laughing all the way through chap 1 so far, I love it!
Easily one of the best fanfictions I've ever read, which is why I've decided to read it again.
Thank goodness this fic got featured again, i lost it from my faves somehow and couldn't remember the name.
Time to re-read this sucka!
at the milk part i would have simply asked "so...do I have to buy milk from now on?"
can i have some luna puffs?
One day... one day we will convince you to make a side-story of those adventures. And that day will be the day we will all cheer for our new Overlord getmeouttahere The First.
Re-reading this story because I can and it's one of the best stories on this site in my opinion.
Celestia as a room mate FTW!!!!!
lawl lawl lawlllllllllllllllllllllllll.
So the Geas is like a restraining order that God made?..... Where the hell can I get one of those?!
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die, before you go to your personal heaven, ask god for one and make it appear when you say a phrase and use it on whoever.
Only the first chapter and my sides are already on the fucking moon.
I need to take a break before the next chapter or I'll hurt myself
So, anon goes from a little, crazy, purple mare that wants to have smexy times with him; to a large, crazy, white mare that feeds him her milk for breakfast with a straight face. Honestly, that was a grievous mistake on his part. He should've eaten the orb of ascension, become the new ruler of all Equestria. It would've been a great victory for
Guy Fawkesall anonymous humans everywhere!Anon that milk is not made from magic o_O
>_>
<_<
You'll figure it out some day
I shall forever love the name... Twilight Spergle.
5326583 He knows, he is just so jaded he doesn't care too much.
4460836 oh that is the WORST!
Celestia pouts at your silence. “Is… it not to your liking?”
You take another spoonful. It's actually the best milk you've ever tasted, but you'll never, ever tell her that.
E – V – E – R
mmmmmm.
Oh god brain, I know you were fucked up but not that fucked up!
but its hot.
No. No it is not.
Hm. It's been half a year and I'm in the mood for a good Celestia/Human ship. I think it's time to give this story another read!
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He got a sweet deal as far as I'm concerned. Literally, this particular morning.
... there may be something wrong with me.
Hey things actually worked out in anons favor for once.
How long do you want to bet it takes before Murphy rears his ugly head?
Truer words have not been spoken
Nice save, Celestia. Any later and you'd be two guards short.
You mean besides the fact that you'd be pissing off a hyper-lethal, more than slightly violent apex predator, Princess Prey?
She knows.
Hahahaha! XD My sides, holy shit man! X'D
I'm dying, I swear! XD
Hahahha, nice work man, holy shit this story gets all my love.
I love it!
Good show!
Couldn't help but think of Tucker from Red vs Blue when you said "don't stick your dick in crazy". Anyone else?
This is the best thing after finishing "I dream of Luna" and "Lusty human butler" within a couple of hours of each other!
I'm strapped in for another great roller coaster ride from Getmeoutofhere!
Always with the 'Twilight Spergle' and 'Autismo'....
I'll buy that god-pony Celestia's "lady smell" is the best air freshener(?()) and her milk is the best.
....Wait....Why is there so much of her musk in his house and his sofa ruined?!....!! Oh my gaaawd!!
Is she just sitting on his sofa all day, while he is at work, just masterbating?!?!()
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It took me a week to shotgun this story?
Dang.
Whelp, gonna reread the first two chapters because they are more hilarious than a good portion of Comedy Central!
5738242 ain't that the truth
When I read the milk part I couldn't help thinking of this
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5738242 Hear, hear!
Huh, it's been a while since I've read this. Do Anon and Tia actually fall for each other? I can't remember.
I despise second person stories..with that said fuck you for making me love this story
I don't like 2nd person because it's kinda janky to read, but goddamn if this isn't entertaining.