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Trollfic? Pffft, nooo, not at all!
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I told you to use Fluffy pony.
>volunteer at the fluffy pony pound
>everyday work shovel more piles of fluffy ponies into the cage, scoop out the corpses, and toss in their daily meal of spaghetti (fluffy ponies love spaghetti)
>most ponies get picked up within a week or so
> one of older ones have been here for as long as I can remember
>she’s less perky and a lot dirtier then the other ponies
>always hope she’s gonna get picked but she never does
>whenever you feed the ponies their spaghetti you give her a cookie and pet her
>she calls you ‘fwiend’ and licks your hand
>some nights she’s the only pony left in the cage
>”where other’s go” she asks
>try to explain but she never understands
>when you leaves she always screams out “no leave alone! no leave alone!”
>breaks your heart every time
>owner of the pound tells you not to worry
>she’ll either get picked up by someone or die soon enough
>fluffy pony jumps into a lake
>fluffy pony drowns
>she then explodes
>her babies drown, and explode
>her babies’ babies drown and explode
>this continues until the mass of the baby fluffy ponies’ combined fluff is enough to absorb all the water
>they all explode, and the lake is fully drained
>the nearby towns are overrun with baby fluffy ponies and it takes the government 3 weeks to clean it all up
Good day.
... I cant help but feel like you are running out of ideas. I mean. A feces monster? Thats... Dumb, I expected better from you face. I am dis point.
Apes did more research before they invented AIDS than you did before he wrote this story.
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What you thought the reader reaction are going to be:
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What you're actually going to get:
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I'm just going to site here and enjoy the fireworks.
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This is what he normaly does.
Now Mr.Happy face, Just use FLUFFY PONIES.
THEY ARE SO DUMB THEY DIE IN ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
USE THEM.
Good day.
*reads title*
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Cheers
~iraqlobstah
Fucking Hilarious. I don't care if it is a Trollfic.
Delicious.
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Just... Dat title.
LMAO
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My god sir, you are wrong
If you read the tumblr about them, then you will find that they are just ponies that they are a made of fluff and are retarded.
>fluffy pony genetics not the same as regular ponies
>fluffy ponies designed by scientists to be cuter, softer, and more adorable than any other pony
>used certain DNA acquired from pony subjects to create this marvelous creature
>many tests and failed subjects resulted in the final product: the fluffy pony
>grown to be about the size of an average filly, fluffy pony is the perfect pet: loving, adorable, and faithful
>unfortunately side affects of the genetic manipulation resulted in the intellect being vastly stunted
>most fluffy ponies are only able to speak in a jumbled baby talk that is at best broken English
>also unable to determine logical dangers or perceive threats
>fluffy ponies must be watched constantly or put in a properly secured “safety room” to prevent them from encountering natural hazards
> tests indicate that fluffy ponies only register positive memories and almost immediately block out negative ones. As such, even after a fluffy pony experiences negative results of an action, it may continue to perform said action
It’s science.
Good day.
I am not even going to read this. I just came here to say.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
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Ooh, are we doing fluffy pony stories?
>buy fluffy pony for the first time
>most adorable thing you've ever seen
>rape it
>rape turns out to be it's favorite fetish
>fluffy pony goes out every night and whores itself
>$10.00 for a night
>raise enough money to buy more fluffy ponies
>monopolize fluffy pony prostitute syndicate
EVERYBODY WINS!
And I don't even clop
So much win
i love science!308416
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This is officially derp railed.
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