This is a parody of everything you've come to love and hate about MLP fan-fiction. Read with caution, you've been warned.
This story has bad grammar, punctuation, and utilizes almost every bad form of fan fiction writing. This is done to amplify the effect of the parody. Some names have been named, some of them are not real. If you're ready for the cliche to hit the fandom, then please read on.
Trigger Warning:
Self-Insert, Gary-Stu, Purple Prose, Telling, Sex, Death, God Modding, Wish Fulfillment... and the unauthorized use of the name Sethistopolis.
Chapters (1)
That ending was great
The only thing worse than this is the crazy bus theme song.
Don't look it up, and if you do, make your volume loud.
"MY EYES! THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!"
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Too late... I already looked.
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Thanks.
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LOL
Yes... I feel your pain. I would offer you a little pony shoulder to cry on, but they've all been taken.
3302295 i read the entire story. please just know that my downvote was the equivalent of an upvote, you have truly created a true masterpiece of cliché nonsensical awfulness on levels so astronomically high that it surpasses infinity......thank you
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You are welcome. Now to put and end to Alicorn Insert stories and Soldiers in Equestria; and I'll be one happy camper.
If it is any consolation, however about any sufferings you may have experienced during the major portion of this wretched garbage, I apologize. Be grateful that I didn't have the main character fall in love with himself, and use his Alicorn powers to change Celestia into his likeness as a girl.
I was tempted, but somewhere deep in my heart, Sweetie Belle stopped me.
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Bad, Sweetie Bot. Bad.
OH. MY. GOD.
This is perfect!
I was dying from start to finish, and for that, sir, you have my upvote.
3302448 its fine good sir, I subjected myself to it. And I made me laugh at it, so there's my compesation
The only thing I did not like was the athiesm ok trying not to be offensive here but I believe in god so there
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I actually do as well. I was using it as part of the pun, since the character doesn't believe; but yet fully accepts and welcomes ponies as a reality. LOL
It was blatant irony.
This. This right here is why I always hesitate before clicking on a story.
I feel the story became a bit rushed towards the end, so yeah, also wtf is wrong with Trixie, like why so everyone hating on her, (trixie is not my favourite) but why is everyone hating on her
[edit] remembered all that crazy shit trixie did, still forgive and forget, right?