Spike, being a young male, notices certain things. Certain, awesome things about the world. Like the fact that every mare he knows is naked. And he can't stop thinking about it. But hell, who'd want to?
Uhh I didn't not see that coming. If my OC was in the position of muster, he would've just stay in his office while moving mare workers to a different side of the building.
Oh snap indeed! I figure Cadence is there because either: a) she is pissed Spike's stealing her racket (aka spreading love, seeing as our favorite penis-ninja dragon has hooked Time Turner up with Twilight AND possible got Muster hooked up with Ditzy) or; b) he is spreading 'the secret' (aka NUDITY! -squee-) which is now in jeopardy of being covered up by clothing the more ponies become aware of this (Cadence gets her 'Jollies' watching ponies prance about in the buff).
Just my thoughts and musings, feel free to prove me wrong.
Either Shining somehow heard about the whole 'mares are naked' and told Cadance, or she heard about his 'wet dream' and is not happy about it...or possibly is here to set him up with someone.
Derpy has a phat ass booty Muster, you better get her.
And what the fuck does Cadance want with Spike? Did his 'revelation' reach the Crystal Empire already? I bet all the male crystal ponies are checking out the 'crystal hearts', if ya know what I mean.
You know, the obvious solution for this is for someone to let the mares know that the stallions they see walking around are, indeed, naked too. Cue groups of mares standing around whispering and staring whenever a stallion is brave enough to come out of his house.
*hushed whispers* "Check the undercarriage on that bad boy!" "Oh Celestia, how can he even walk? Rrrowwwll!" "Girls, just look. At those. Flanks! So powerful..."
Or of course, just point out that to the stallions. Doesn't sound bad? A naked stallion surrounded by naked mares? Fine if he is confident. How about other males? Still fine because it is just like an extended locker room? How about when they realise every male around them is turned on and they can see everything? The chaos would be like a wet dream for Discord.
OH SHI-!
Uhh I didn't not see that coming. If my OC was in the position of muster, he would've just stay in his office while moving mare workers to a different side of the building.
YES!
Oh snap indeed! I figure Cadence is there because either: a) she is pissed Spike's stealing her racket (aka spreading love, seeing as our favorite penis-ninja dragon has hooked Time Turner up with Twilight AND possible got Muster hooked up with Ditzy) or; b) he is spreading 'the secret' (aka NUDITY! -squee-) which is now in jeopardy of being covered up by clothing the more ponies become aware of this (Cadence gets her 'Jollies' watching ponies prance about in the buff).
Just my thoughts and musings, feel free to prove me wrong.
Either Shining somehow heard about the whole 'mares are naked' and told Cadance, or she heard about his 'wet dream' and is not happy about it...or possibly is here to set him up with someone.
Whoa unexpected plot twist. Didn't see that one coming.
Derpy has a phat ass booty Muster, you better get her.
And what the fuck does Cadance want with Spike? Did his 'revelation' reach the Crystal Empire already? I bet all the male crystal ponies are checking out the 'crystal hearts', if ya know what I mean.
You totally got me!
Your right, I didn't see that coming
crap Shinning you ass you spilled the beans did't you
Something tells me we're about to find out if dragon hide is Cadance proof.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
3409221 Heh heh...
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what the author didn't finish:
“Oh, you know exactly why I’m here, Spike,” growled Cadence. "I have a few overdue books."
"Oh, well come on in, Princess."
well....shit. Leave some for Luna, Cadence
I have to say, I'd have expected Derpy to have long been in on the 'Secret' and just doesn't care.
Where do you think my eye keeps wandering off to?
1k like... on the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnn!!1
Oh come' on! What's Cadence doing to do? Put him in the corner.
She owe's Spike for helping save the Crystal Empire and not inviting him to help greet the games commissioner. Buck Cadence! Spike RULES!
Derpy x Muster? Ooooooooooooooh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Ooops, Cadence?! What did you want, mare?!
Spike, this would be a good time to cash in that 'I helped save the Crystal Empire' favor. just sayin'
Cadance is just made that Spike is going to make her job much harder by revealing the great secret
That came so far out of left field that I don't know how to respond. But funny chapter nonetheless
Well Spike, now you have over half the royalty on your ass. Shockingly, the last to find out/care is
MoCelestia."Whelp, I'm proper fucked."
Cadence?! What the buck is she doing here?!
You're right. Totally didn't see that one coming. Kudos to you!
And my my. Muster and Derpy hmm? This shall be very interesting.
Good chapter and I look forward to the next one.
~ Super-Brony12
Princess of love?
Baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me... I'm nude!
What a twist!
You know, the obvious solution for this is for someone to let the mares know that the stallions they see walking around are, indeed, naked too. Cue groups of mares standing around whispering and staring whenever a stallion is brave enough to come out of his house.
*hushed whispers*
"Check the undercarriage on that bad boy!"
"Oh Celestia, how can he even walk? Rrrowwwll!"
"Girls, just look. At those. Flanks! So powerful..."
Turnabout is fair play, and all that.
YOU BETTER GET THAT NEXT CHAPTER OUT OR I WILL HURT YOU.
Looks like shit just got real...
NO I DID NOT!
3410574 Whoa man just calm down and have some bacon.
Oh well shit! You're fucked, my reptilian friend!
run Spike, run
what you gonna do,cadence?
Shining heard the rumor, didn't he...
Five bucks says Cadence is pissed because Spike's actions will lead to a precipitous drop in visible behinds.
Also, huzzah for best pony.
I just found out that reading this like if Yahtzee read it, it becomes even more hilarious!
Dat pot joke:
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Dat Woona reaction to whole thing:
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Dat angry Cadence("cough"adorable"cough"):
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... And dat end:
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LOVE THIS FIC.
WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
WFHAT AH TWISTUH!
NO SIR, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING.
Hats off to you. Moar!
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Yahtzee being?
3412230 In limerick form?
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This guy of course www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/latest
Spike tried to fight Khorne? When? I want to see it!
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Or of course, just point out that to the stallions. Doesn't sound bad? A naked stallion surrounded by naked mares? Fine if he is confident. How about other males? Still fine because it is just like an extended locker room? How about when they realise every male around them is turned on and they can see everything? The chaos would be like a wet dream for Discord.
"Locked".
Ohhhhhhhh jooooooooyyyyy.....
Well butt...
Good luck Spike, good luck!
Spike in some deep shit!
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I was just wondering xD
Love Yahtzee, he's funny as hell :P