Spike, being a young male, notices certain things. Certain, awesome things about the world. Like the fact that every mare he knows is naked. And he can't stop thinking about it. But hell, who'd want to?
if being cheesy gets me laid I’m changing my name to Fondue.
I swear to Christ I'm using that. I've always been a big advocate for being cheesy, and by god it's worked more times than I can count. Time Turning's making me proud.
Luna telling her guards - one mare, one stallion - about the whole situation was hilarious! Wonder how she will/might react when she realizes she just made her stallion guard think about the fact that she's naked?
And that line about Time Turner changing his name to Fondue was priceless.
Any colt or living dude- Should see that pony kind is in the nude To the point where Luna's guard is even finding it quite hard to not skip and cry and shout 'hooray'!
Listen close to Spike's genius insight Your brain is breaking down Feel unclean if you're a mare, to start and hope Rarity's in town-
And Spike just opened your eyes To nudity without disguise And it seems to be the spread of this meme's silly but on the rise
Look around- And Twilight Sparkle's not been found It seems Time Turner's night was crowned back at his place, his achievement's sound And you believe his cheese is pretty on the nose Twilight wants to jump his bones Turner's cheese is actually quite sweet Fondue for all around!
I cannot believe my eyes Is the world going to get this wise Because it seems to me A lot of naivety Is on the line
Any colt or living dude- Well done bro Should see that pony kind is in the nude That's the way to go To the point where Luna's guard is even finding it quite hard As far as first dates go to not skip and cry and shout 'hooray'! That's pretty great, you know
Not at all. It's a national public holiday here today, so I'm also free to help should you ask, but if you reckon you'd enjoy doing it more on your own then that's fine too.
No, Muster’s glare was something entirely new. Cast over a hooffull of cards, he analyzed and scrutinized his opponent as she waved her hand of cards back and forth, teasingly, tauntingly. And he hated it.
I am sorry to inform you all that I can no longer make any more jokes deriving from the term, "lost my shit," because naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE naked.
3311166 A fic with Muster and Eve living with this new revulation? Now that would be funny.! I always have liked bat pony females and normal stallions as friends (or is it more?).
naked naked naked naked NAKED! naked naked nuuuuuuuude naked naked naked.
That's why; on the street, I go by John 'fondue' the Dragon.
So much WIN!
I damn near pissed mahself,
Oh my God this is getting better and better
3310766 I suppose that is how "Worldslayer" destroys everything.
This chapter was punny. Thank you for the puns.
"He would need a new coat, but he was rather attached to it."
Naked naked naked naked naked NAKED naked naked naked naked naked Naked naked naked naked nuuuuuuuuuuude naked naked
I wonder if there will be a pervy sage pony
you know who I mean
I swear to Christ I'm using that. I've always been a big advocate for being cheesy, and by god it's worked more times than I can count. Time Turning's making me proud.
Naked naked naked naked...
This story just gets better and better. You've struck gold, Jerry. GOLD!
Naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked nakednakednakednakednakednakednakednaked
...Is Time Turner a hipster now?
Naked naked naked naked naked NAKED naked naked naked naked naked Naked naked naked naked nuuuuuuuuuuude naked naked.
Now everyone wants to be me.
naaaakeeeeeed
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And now I want to go google for images of Hipster Twilight.
It has to exist somewhere, right?
(A few seconds later)
Aww... Google, I am disappoint. Not enough scarves.
Luna telling her guards - one mare, one stallion - about the whole situation was hilarious! Wonder how she will/might react when she realizes she just made her stallion guard think about the fact that she's naked?
And that line about Time Turner changing his name to Fondue was priceless.
That's far from the cheesiest line ever, though it might well be the cheesiest thing in Time Turner's personal experience.
And it was perfectly glorious.
I'm glad so many of you are amused by the naked naked naked lines. I had fun with that.
And I'm actually considering writing a fic with Muster and Eve once this is done. Who's with me?!
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That was actually exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that line.
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YES! I knew it!
Well that is one happy guard right there.
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Am I the only one hearing this set to the tune of badger badger badger?
(Which brings a whole new meaning to a snake a snake!)
Any colt or living dude-
Should see that pony kind is in the nude
To the point where Luna's guard is even finding it quite hard
to not skip and cry and shout 'hooray'!
Listen close to Spike's genius insight
Your brain is breaking down
Feel unclean if you're a mare, to start
and hope Rarity's in town-
And Spike just opened your eyes
To nudity without disguise
And it seems to be
the spread of this meme's silly
but on the rise
Look around-
And Twilight Sparkle's not been found
It seems Time Turner's night was crowned
back at his place, his achievement's sound
And you believe his cheese is pretty on the nose
Twilight wants to jump his bones
Turner's cheese is actually quite sweet
Fondue for all around!
I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world going to get this wise
Because it seems to me
A lot of naivety
Is on the line
Any colt or living dude- Well done bro
Should see that pony kind is in the nude That's the way to go
To the point where Luna's guard is even finding it quite hard As far as first dates go
to not skip and cry and shout 'hooray'! That's pretty great, you know
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TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINSSSSSSSS
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Please excuse me while I sing this.
No, I'm not kidding. I'll be right back.
Should be quick.
3311373 ... Why do you have to make me feel so compromised about one of my favourite songs by writing those lyrics to them?! ; ;
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A desperate need for attention?
Nah, I get that writing my own fics.
I just love giving back to authors who write stories I really like. This happens to surpass those criteria.
3311450 No kidding! I'll be laughing to myself all day tomorrow because of this chapter. XD
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Do you mind if I modify the lyrics to encompass the full scope of the song? I kind of actually want to put this on Youtube.
Not at all. It's a national public holiday here today, so I'm also free to help should you ask, but if you reckon you'd enjoy doing it more on your own then that's fine too.
I'm just glad you presumably enjoyed it.
Another set of eyes have been opened!
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Yeah, ok. Not gonna happen.
I forgot how much I hate the sound of my own voice.
I do have a set of lyrics for the whole song now, though.
This is Glorious, simply Glorious
*hoof
Other than that, nice chapter!
Spike shall be the harbinger of a new world order, a nude utopia for all men to enjoy.
I am sorry to inform you all that I can no longer make any more jokes deriving from the term, "lost my shit," because naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked naked NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE naked.
This story has opened the eyes of many. This is a beginning of a new time, and new order.
That happened. Are you proud of yourself? Are you proud of what you did? Hipster puns? This is what you've come to?
Normally, I could never forgive that, but naked naked naked naked NAKED naaaaaakeeeeeeed naked naked nude naked.
3311166 A fic with Muster and Eve living with this new revulation? Now that would be funny.! I always have liked bat pony females and normal stallions as friends (or is it more?).
In the end there will be a chain reaction of realizations... Rarity will be rich.
Hey! Being cheesy has worked for me!
...
pfftt-BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, HO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That, and all of the other 'naked' lines were friggin' hilarious!
You sir, will have me laughing my ass for several days now whenever I think of this.
~ Super-Brony12
This is by far one of the most hilarious things I have ever read. It is amazing and you should feel amazing for writing it. Have an apple-smile.
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Oh Lord....my sides......they hurt so much.....Please no more
Nope, that's it.....going to the hospital......
I officially split my sides open.
Muster is now my new favorite bat pony
NAKED!
Welp. Yet another one of those fics that qualifies me for Pony Hell just by reading it.
And yet again it is far too funny to stop reading.
You have a great way with words, sir. Do continue, and damn me forever.