Spike, being a young male, notices certain things. Certain, awesome things about the world. Like the fact that every mare he knows is naked. And he can't stop thinking about it. But hell, who'd want to?
Come on! Please tell me Spike won't forget! Every other living thing can go ahead and have their memories wiped, but Spike is the most underrated character on the show! Please, just give him this. At least make it so that the spell fails on him or something.
Oh boy, Spike, you are in SUCH trouble. Hopefully Cadence doesn't decide to interrupt Twilight and Time Turner's date. That could turn ugly. A Princess cat fight, what with pulling hair, tearing clothes, possible accidental make outs since Twilight had actually prepared herself for the possibility of getting laid... ...and I'm suddenly picturing how that would mesh with "everypony's naked" and actually want to see it.
Half the guards have been... tainted by your revelation
I think we can guess which half she's referring to.
“We’re gonna go talk to Twily. She’s gonna help me make a spell to help ponies forget all about this whole naked thing. And should you come to this... horrid conclusion all on your own again, I will be there. To stop it. Savvy?!”
If you think about it... What if this is the second iteration of these events? or the third?
My money is on said spell having been cast on Equestria at least once in the past. I'm guessing Discord, because he would.
I thought Cadence was the Princess of Love, not Lust. Because last time I checked, thinking about how attractive random strangers are doesn't count as love.
What Cadence doesn't realize that you can't wipe away memories, only suppress them with varying levels of strength. The public has discovered the wonders of nudity and realized its implications. You'd think she'd promote clothing apparel more so that this could be avoided in the future.
3500172 lust is at a desire for immaterial things. perhaps as the princess of love she also detects general desires. non-reciprocated love is still love.
Oh shit! Cadance is pissed off! I wonder if this will REALLY all go back to normal...I have a feeling there will be some sort of hitch though. And c'mon, who can mindwipe Luna and Celestia?
You can't silence the Penis Ninja! It's immoral! It's unethical!
It's... Actually, not silencing him and allowing this to get worse might be immoral and unethical too...
Fuck.
Wait, no, Time Turner has that one covered, too.
Also I love how Celestia has started babbling about this, too, now that she's realized. All off screen, off course, but this is the sort of thing better left to your imagination... For now.
What if this has already happened several times and the memory spell wipes everyone so they do everything nearly the exact way before? The only thing that has to happen the same is the spell needs to be cast on everyone each time to turn them back to before Spike made the discovery?
So here’s. What. We’re gonna. Do,” she added, poking me hard in the chest with her hoof. “We’re gonna go talk to Twily. She’s gonna help me make a spell to help ponies forget all about this whole naked thing. And should you come to this... horrid conclusion all on your own again, I will be there. To stop it. Savvy?!”
Uhhh Cadence, what you are talking about is mind control and that is wrong on so many levels I wont even bother to point them out. Couldn't you just sovle this by pointing it out to all the mares so they feel naked which would make them buy clothes? This way you avoid getting sent to the sun or somthing for mind controling an entire continent. Anyway do you really think that Twilight could make a spell powerfull enough to effect Celestia and Luna too? GL with that.
Involuntary, irrepressible libido-telepathy? Yeah, that's gotta suck. Still, something tells me Cadence isn't going to be able to put this genie back in the bottle.
Also, apparently Satan is a thing in pony culture. Who knew?
3503390 God forbid that from ever happening! And please do not use that word again, last time I had nightmares about neatly ordered stuff, books with correct grammar and spelling and Windows 8!!
3503498 Hey, its not my fault people use that horrible word to give me nightmares, which, btw, you've done too! But I will leave nontheless! Good! Night! *slams door*
“Now where, exactly, is my adorable, hopefully untainted, favorite little filly?”
Yeah, untainted. Let's go with that.
3500379Lust (noun) - A strong feeling of sexual desire; A strong desire for something. No, it is not a desire for an immaterial thing, it could be, but mostly not. Lust is usually used to describe ones sexual desire for something. I'm assuming the reason for Cadence's anger in this situation is because lust often distracts from love, the center piece of a healthy relationship. Men marry their wives because they love them, not because they find them attractive. If the whole world revolved around how good somebody looked, then not a single marriage would last 'till death do us part.' Which would explain why she's so bent on correcting this issue.
The spell will never work man if spike was to come to the realization that pony are naked than why not any pony else and pulse if every one forget,s about this incident what about time turner and twilight they won,t be to together coming to the conclusion that all the ponys are just going to forget by a magic spell and not come the realization that pony are naked again is some old bull shit this will never work.
Woah! Next chapter/finale might be 3k?! You'd really spoil us like that? You're the best!
(Also, huzzah for Derpy! )
Come on! Please tell me Spike won't forget! Every other living thing can go ahead and have their memories wiped, but Spike is the most underrated character on the show! Please, just give him this. At least make it so that the spell fails on him or something.
Also, dat Derpy.
Funny freakin' way of putting it
And Dizty, you derpy seductress
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Oh boy, Spike, you are in SUCH trouble.
Hopefully Cadence doesn't decide to interrupt Twilight and Time Turner's date. That could turn ugly. A Princess cat fight, what with pulling hair, tearing clothes, possible accidental make outs since Twilight had actually prepared herself for the possibility of getting laid...
...and I'm suddenly picturing how that would mesh with "everypony's naked" and actually want to see it.
"You had to go and hit puberty on a national scale!”
I died at this line
Considering the nudity knowledge got Twilight a date, I don't think she would be eager to remove it. If she learns that fact.
I think we can guess which half she's referring to.
If you think about it... What if this is the second iteration of these events? or the third?
My money is on said spell having been cast on Equestria at least once in the past. I'm guessing Discord, because he would.
Spike: "Sooooo. Weekly visits from the Princess of Love? Don't you think some ponies will get suspicious?"
........does cadence really think she can mid wipe the fast as speed of light spread of the lustful pony
I thought Cadence was the Princess of Love, not Lust.
Because last time I checked, thinking about how attractive random strangers are doesn't count as love.
What Cadence doesn't realize that you can't wipe away memories, only suppress them with varying levels of strength. The public has discovered the wonders of nudity and realized its implications. You'd think she'd promote clothing apparel more so that this could be avoided in the future.
Oops, indeed.
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lust is at a desire for immaterial things. perhaps as the princess of love she also detects general desires. non-reciprocated love is still love.
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Yes. Best line of the entire thing.
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Who doesn't love plot?
I have a sudden sense of deja vu after reading this . . hmm probably nothing.
Update yay
Why would you want to end this, isn't like your most popular story ever?
Also that Derpy/Ditzy
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hilarious as usual. :)
~Leonzilla
Oh God, raging Cadence is so hilarious
Thatawkward moment where two strangers want to fuck other but n either initiate because it would be creepy, so they go back for muffins.
Oh shit! Cadance is pissed off! I wonder if this will REALLY all go back to normal...I have a feeling there will be some sort of hitch though. And c'mon, who can mindwipe Luna and Celestia?
AND GO DERPY GO GET THE NICE STALLION
I don't like the implication that it was okay for Derpy to kiss Muster like that.
You can't silence the Penis Ninja! It's immoral! It's unethical!
It's... Actually, not silencing him and allowing this to get worse might be immoral and unethical too...
Fuck.
Wait, no, Time Turner has that one covered, too.
Also I love how Celestia has started babbling about this, too, now that she's realized. All off screen, off course, but this is the sort of thing better left to your imagination... For now.
Aobut?
You, sir O, are as uninvited as you are ridiculous. Please leave.
Woohoo! Yay Derpy! You go girl!
Really one of the funniest chapters of this story. I can't wait for the next.
"about"
"the"
What if this has already happened several times and the memory spell wipes everyone so they do everything nearly the exact way before? The only thing that has to happen the same is the spell needs to be cast on everyone each time to turn them back to before Spike made the discovery?
3500490 Yes it is. Which is mildly annoying given how little effort goes into writing this compared to any one of my other fics.
3500921 You found an idea from which humor flows naturally. There are no downsides to this.
Alright, now they're going too far. They seem to be actively keeping their subjects "innocent" as they put it.
They're keeping their subjects in a certain state of mind to suit their own needs.
Uhhh Cadence, what you are talking about is mind control and that is wrong on so many levels I wont even bother to point them out. Couldn't you just sovle this by pointing it out to all the mares so they feel naked which would make them buy clothes? This way you avoid getting sent to the sun or somthing for mind controling an entire continent. Anyway do you really think that Twilight could make a spell powerfull enough to effect Celestia and Luna too? GL with that.
Your faithfull assistant
Duncan
poni butts everywhere
it's this kind of madness that makes me like this story
3425314 WHY DIDNT I FAV THIS, YET.
Involuntary, irrepressible libido-telepathy? Yeah, that's gotta suck. Still, something tells me Cadence isn't going to be able to put this genie back in the bottle.
Also, apparently Satan is a thing in pony culture. Who knew?
Looking forward to more. I leave you with this:
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No! Cadance cannot take the secret of the plot! Tis' a crime against all that is good and manly, in a society already dominated by mares!
Fitting that it should be a ninja who opposes her.
OMFG I killed myself laughing at the whole 'Puberty on a national scale' part!
Good luck, Turner
Hilarious as always! Although I did spot quite a few mistakes here and there...
Cadance is just a jerk, she's a mind raping jerk
3503190 Are you kidding. Can you imagine what might become of this story if I actually bothered to edit it? Why, it might even become...
...decent...
3503390 God forbid that from ever happening! And please do not use that word again, last time I had nightmares about neatly ordered stuff, books with correct grammar and spelling and Windows 8!!
3503446
>WIndows 8
Get out.
3503498 Hey, its not my fault people use that horrible word to give me nightmares, which, btw, you've done too! But I will leave nontheless! Good! Night! *slams door*
Damn Muster, you're the luckiest guard ever. Also, this is how my mind works:
aaaand, cue whisper!
NO! SPIKE! GET OUT OF THERE!
Yeah, untainted. Let's go with that.
3500379 Lust (noun) - A strong feeling of sexual desire; A strong desire for something.
No, it is not a desire for an immaterial thing, it could be, but mostly not. Lust is usually used to describe ones sexual desire for something. I'm assuming the reason for Cadence's anger in this situation is because lust often distracts from love, the center piece of a healthy relationship. Men marry their wives because they love them, not because they find them attractive. If the whole world revolved around how good somebody looked, then not a single marriage would last 'till death do us part.' Which would explain why she's so bent on correcting this issue.
For some reason I envision Muster being voiced by Roy Mustang.
The spell will never work man if spike was to come to the realization that pony are naked than why not any pony else and pulse if every one forget,s about this incident what about time turner and twilight they won,t be to together coming to the conclusion that all the ponys are just going to forget by a magic spell and not come the realization that pony are naked again is some old bull shit this will never work.
3500127 N A I L E D I T.
That was pure, epic, gold. I look forward to the finale.
rock on Muster, rock on
also Spike, run, run like you've never ran before