Spike, being a young male, notices certain things. Certain, awesome things about the world. Like the fact that every mare he knows is naked. And he can't stop thinking about it. But hell, who'd want to?
the premise is so simple yet brilliant. it had me laughing from the start and the fact you're writing as a clean fic makes it all the better. i think it would have lost a lot of punch if written as a clop
Spike is the definition of a man. His manliness knows no bounds. Also for some reason I think it would be hotter for Luna to be wearing something skin tight then nothing at all.
I guess the best way to say it is that Spike's perception changed from that of someone desensitized to someone who's not used to gratuitous nudity. Like how you're suddenly aware you're blinking, or that you have fingers? Stuff like that.
Imagine being someone who's never even seen a nude beach let alone another naked person outside of locker rooms and stuff walking into your country without warning. It's that mental paradigm shift.
XD I Can't- I can't stop laughing! XD OH god it hurts! XD Please dear Lord- PLEASE! Write the next chapter as quickly as possible! Gods this is so funny! XD
Thank you all for your explanations. I usually make a point of telling my friends going to seaside places in the States, that You Cannot Change On The Beach EVER, which is the norm here. And don't get your hopes up, the past few years have seen a decline in topless bathing, though the pendulum is expected to swing back once the recession is over, as there is a strange, but well-documented correlation between economy and amount of clothing (yes, a respectable newspaper did a study on bathing suit trends).
I suppose a human equivalent would be moving from a country where women cover their hair to a place where they don't… that must be strange as well.
3190374 It's the whole "Sexual desire is bad, and you should feel bad. Cover yourself up so you don't make people think 'bad' things" belief that most of the religious groups that founded the colonies here held.
3190374 With the weight problem in the US honestly I am glad they don't allow nude beaches personally. I think most living in the US can attest to this.
It's like realizing the truth, and then Spike's face gets stuck like the cover art for this story. The mares might ask him, but he'd be unable to stop the grinning.
I think what really makes this story is Spike's completely in control reaction to all this. And the inevitability of everything going to hell eventually.
This is a nearly biblical discovery! Great fic premise, and surprisingly original (or at least I'VE never seen anyone pull this off quite as well as you do)!
Somehow this Spike is perfectly in character from what we know of him.
Well, what we'd know of him in this context.
This is awful. Just, just plain awful. Unforgivably dumb bad. Terrible. Just...
Awful.
So, why, author... and this will be a hard question to answer I know, why can I not stop laughing.
Seriously, I just cannot stop- You need an editor, that's much for sure, you can't get yours and its correct usage, there's a few glaring speeling errors and punctuat!on mistakes, but it doesn't matter.
What you lack in skills as a writer you more than make up for in skills as a magnificent storyteller.
Universal truth revealed in a moment of clarity by one person who would not have noticed it in hundred years. Seems legit Also, i think i may have awaken my next door neighbours from their sleep when i started laughing. Keep this awesome story going.
I just spent half an hour editing this thing, including changing the glaring two-page grammatical mistake of having the entire first section of the story in the wrong tense as the rest of it. I think that should do it.
And when Celestia shares this beautiful master piece, not only the stallions are going to be slapped so hard, they'll be sent to the moon, but we have one thank for it. AND IT WAS WORTH IT!!
Dis beautiful thing you just noticed...I am so grateful for it.
WONDERFUL
Spike, you magnificent bastard!
Thus, not having them on seems a little... naughty.”
Cue creepy ass smile and a large red razor.
the premise is so simple yet brilliant. it had me laughing from the start and the fact you're writing as a clean fic makes it all the better. i think it would have lost a lot of punch if written as a clop
BRILLAINT!
Lung timp trăiască Balauri, unul dintre lucrurile pe care le invata este de a avea pasiencia.
I just ended the second chapter, and to my surprise, I see the third appear, like god sent. Amazing!
lol
This story is wonderful
YESSSSSSS
Spike is the definition of a man. His manliness knows no bounds. Also for some reason I think it would be hotter for Luna to be wearing something skin tight then nothing at all.
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I guess the best way to say it is that Spike's perception changed from that of someone desensitized to someone who's not used to gratuitous nudity. Like how you're suddenly aware you're blinking, or that you have fingers? Stuff like that.
Imagine being someone who's never even seen a nude beach let alone another naked person outside of locker rooms and stuff walking into your country without warning. It's that mental paradigm shift.
Also, I want to move to your country now.
XD I Can't- I can't stop laughing! XD OH god it hurts! XD Please dear Lord- PLEASE! Write the next chapter as quickly as possible! Gods this is so funny! XD
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS.
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All I can say to that is......blame the Puritans.
Spike is just that good! And Applejack's apple bottom. Damn is right!
Great Job! Keep it up.
You sir,
Are pretty damn incredible.
This has to be the most hilarious thing I have ever read.
My god that is brilliant well done aallalalaalalaallaalalala stuff.
But seriously awesome though.
BIRTH OF THE PERVERT
Eh heh, AW YIS!
There's only so much time left before Celestia remembers her mind wipe spell. Enjoy it while you can Spike.
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Thank you all for your explanations. I usually make a point of telling my friends going to seaside places in the States, that You Cannot Change On The Beach EVER, which is the norm here. And don't get your hopes up, the past few years have seen a decline in topless bathing, though the pendulum is expected to swing back once the recession is over, as there is a strange, but well-documented correlation between economy and amount of clothing (yes, a respectable newspaper did a study on bathing suit trends).
I suppose a human equivalent would be moving from a country where women cover their hair to a place where they don't… that must be strange as well.
fuck read later list, dis belongs to the favs list.
I can't help but imagine Spike with the .MOV voice.
If not even a mans/stallions/dragons dreams are sacred then what has the world come to?
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It's the whole "Sexual desire is bad, and you should feel bad. Cover yourself up so you don't make people think 'bad' things" belief that most of the religious groups that founded the colonies here held.
3190374 With the weight problem in the US honestly I am glad they don't allow nude beaches personally. I think most living in the US can attest to this.
It's like realizing the truth, and then Spike's face gets stuck like the cover art for this story. The mares might ask him, but he'd be unable to stop the grinning.
This is the greatest thing that has ever existed. You deserve the little known Nobel Prize in Badassery.
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Yeah. After a few models, it's just "Oh, another naked chick/dude. Whatevs."
Congrats on getting featured! Poor Luna, traumatized for life now.
I think what really makes this story is Spike's completely in control reaction to all this. And the inevitability of everything going to hell eventually.
This is a nearly biblical discovery! Great fic premise, and surprisingly original (or at least I'VE never seen anyone pull this off quite as well as you do)!
Spike the mackin' match maker...has a nice ring to it.
Also, why am i not surprised that spitfire wears the figurative pants in their relationship?
This is bad
and I love it
God, I love this story.
3189980 Stupid sexy Luna...
This is brilliant
Why is this, SO GOOD !
Read, reread, fave'd. And gleefully awaiting more.
Bwahahahhahahaha
This is awesome. God bless /mlp/, and goddamn /mlp/
I usually don't like this kind of stuff, but...
this is the most beautiful thing
Somehow this Spike is perfectly in character from what we know of him.
Well, what we'd know of him in this context.
This is awful. Just, just plain awful. Unforgivably dumb bad. Terrible. Just...
Awful.
So, why, author... and this will be a hard question to answer I know, why can I not stop laughing.
Seriously, I just cannot stop- You need an editor, that's much for sure, you can't get yours and its correct usage, there's a few glaring speeling errors and punctuat!on mistakes, but it doesn't matter.
What you lack in skills as a writer you more than make up for in skills as a magnificent storyteller.
And I can't stop laughing.
Universal truth revealed in a moment of clarity by one person who would not have noticed it in hundred years.
Seems legit
Also, i think i may have awaken my next door neighbours from their sleep when i started laughing.
Keep this awesome story going.
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ODDLY INTERESTING THAT I MUST SHARE!
Princess Molestia. That is all.
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Ok, thanks for the compliment, first off. Second?
I just spent half an hour editing this thing, including changing the glaring two-page grammatical mistake of having the entire first section of the story in the wrong tense as the rest of it. I think that should do it.
Take no small amount of pride in that level of self-discipline.
3191587 ...Nothing...at...ALL!!
And when Celestia shares this beautiful master piece, not only the stallions are going to be slapped so hard, they'll be sent to the moon, but we have one thank for it. AND IT WAS WORTH IT!!
Dis beautiful thing you just noticed...I am so grateful for it.
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I WANT MOAR!!