My name is Loki, no not the Norse god of chaos, I'm just your average anti-social 17 year old hermit. Although I'm average, fate apparently decided my life shouldn't be and I find myself pulled into a strange world full of technicolor ponies, mythological creatures and a borderline insane god of chaos all due to some stupid misunderstanding.
Chapter 1:
Fun Fact: No one gives a fuck.
Because when has learning shit ever been useful?
And how, pray tell were you able to support yourself as a high school dropout? Because I'm sure THAT looks good on a resume.
Stop. This is not how you tell a story. When you tell a story like this, you come off like some whiny little pissant going on about their day at school, and no one wants to hear that shit.
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit. I'm certain you either watched The Avengers or saw how many fangirls squeal at him like the Marvel version of Edward Cullen and you named your character that because you thought you could garner the same attention.
Because I'm so interested in learning, that I gave up on all of that! Consistency: It's not just for food anymore!
You know, taking care of yourself involves a lot more than just being old enough. You need to secure a job so you can spend money on groceries, insurance, utilities, etc. How you're able to get by as a high-school dropout, I have no idea.
Too late. I already fucking hate you.
GEE! I WONDER IF HIS VIEWS OF THIS WILL CHANGE AT ALL IN THIS STORY?!?!?!?!?
Yes, let's go back to that one time in this story where Loki's "friends" used him.
Well, dumbass, you can't exactly make friends with people if you're not wanting to form a relationship with them. I mean, what the fuck do you think a friendship is?
And you haven't mentioned a single one. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? Story? Development? Fuck that! That's going to cut into my pony hugging time!
TELL A STORY!!
So...
1. You ditched school to be a lazy piece of shit! This sure sounds like a character worth following!
2. I'm still waiting for how you're able to pay for all this shit.
You know how much money it would take to:
A.) Buy materials (decent iron/steel, rubber or whatever for handles, rivets to hold the tang in, etc.)?
B.) Run a furnace at which to heat the metal up?
C.) The proper tools to make a knife.
I guarantee you that the answer is a lot fucking more than you can make on the salary of a high-school dropout!
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How nice. Your character is still a tremendous fucker.
How about sleeping in here for the rest of the story?
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Because if I'm hot, I'm automatically likable, right? RIGHT?
And he's a narcissist. What a swell little faggot this cunt is, I sure hope he succeeds in the end!
Your character is screaming Gary-Stu through a fucking megaphone.
Then I found out I repeated the phrase, "It's better than..." within two sentence. I guess it's better than putting effort into my writing.
You know what else sucks about being a hermit who is also a high school dropout?
NOT!
HAVING!
ANY!
FUCKING!
MONEY!
Gee, I can only wonder why I don't have any friends!
Well that scene was fucking important.
I'll just wish for shit and not make an effort to get it. Because that makes for a good protagonist!
Fuck me...
Because the Norse god of Mischief lives in the pissy ass suburbs of America, right?
Wow. With a remark that fucking stupid, no wonder you quit school.
1.) Since when do fucking gods use email?
2.) How the fuck can Discord be so stupid as to not realize that he contacted some little bitch-ass bastard from the suburbs? Don't you think that he would have thought twice after seeing the address was lokiknifer6969orwhatthefuckever@gmail.com?
And thus begins the boring fucking adventures of Loki the Faggot in Equestria! Tune in next time as-
Way to go. It sucked balls.
Can you promise that it won't suck elephant anus as well?
I have nothing to add to what 3012014 has already said. MAYBE a legit showdown between an in-character Discord and an in-character Loki (Norse OR Marvel) would be a good read, but there's nothing to make the audience like your Gary Stu protagonist and no reason for Discord to be this stupid.
3012014 I love you.
3012014 You are my favorite person on the internet now. Marry me.
Meh, Moviemaster said it all, the MC is just not believable or likeable at all for me to want to read more about him.
3012014 Sees you commenting on a godawful story, runs to get popcorn!