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One day in the hot summer heat in Arlen Texas, an older man decides to grill some steaks to get his mind off of his son, whom constantly disappoints him, and when he opens that grill it changes his life forever. Hank Hill goes to Equestria!

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Comments ( 45 )

Looks good so far.

Best cross over ever you made me and flimflambros LOL

2863046 We're working on the first chapter right as we speak.

I remembered someone asking about making this months ago. I gave it my whole approval. Please keep Hank in character as much as possible. Also, Hang didn't blame bobby for everything so, keep the bobby blaming to a minimum. He does love his son after all. Also, I hope that when hank adjusts here, he can call ponies out on their stupidity, like he does with dale. That would be very funny. Insta faved!

2863340 Thank you for the information, we'll do our best to keep him in character.

OH god, this is so GOOD! I hope Hank hill won't get his ass handed to him by ponies. That would be just plain shitty. I want to see hank hill tear the ponies a new one or Twilight when he learns that she is the reason he's there.

2863441 I have thought of something such as Gilda annoys Hank with her petty insults causing him to literally kick her ass.

2863484 or giving her the worst wet willy that less for hrs

2867215 Unfortunately I have to wait for Krazz to continue the story, which he hasn't been on all day. But I assure you someone will get their ass kicked.

2867247 okay, I just really can't wait for hank to smack common sense into the ponies if they do something stupid, like panic over a herd of bunnies or something minor. I can tell he's going to have a lot of words for Celestia, and he's going to tell her that America overthrew the Royal rule and that he can do the same thing or something like that. This fic really has my interest, I hope it doesn't die.

2867929 Unfortunately it will probably take one or two more chapters until Hank enters beat down mode. But hey, what ever it takes to piss hank off. If you want to see someone in particular get their ass beat, then please do say. ;)

2868018 PLZ PLZ PLZ LET Celestia ass kicked i always wanted to do so, and you sir may end up making it true Hank that love the usa and it's history ( Even tho it's kinda fucked right now but that's beside the ponit ) But not Gilda if i think about it she have every right to get pissed off if you look at the eps with pinkie pie wanting to make frds with everyone but anno the shit out of them if they don't want to be her frd

2867929 i want to see that about the usa over rule the them

This has bad idea written all over it.....

COMMENSE READ!

This chapter is hilarious. I am surprised he didn't get a heart attack for being angry so much.

my opinion is very mixed for this story. the hank hill in this story seems ooc and yet I just want to keep reading

I'm only reading this because I watch King of the hill

I can't wait to see Hank kicks someponies plot.

2943632 O.K... When did he have boots period and why hasn't Mr.Strickland complained about Hank not showing up?!?!?!

2943646 Hank has always worn boots. The things you see on his feet aren't shoes. Also time hasn't changed on earth. Reason: Our version of Equestria isn't on another planet, it's in a different dimension.

But what if you can't kick their ass?

2943806 Congratulations! You're now thinking on our twisted level.

2943853 Good, let the odd circulate through your body ... and soon you will be converted.

2943839 Impossible kicking things asses is the answer to all of life's questions.

2943858 Stop or I will dislike!... Fuck it! I'm doing it right now.

This is some decent shit. I just think that Hank should of ripped Gilda's spinal cord out and did a wicked voodoo dance while chanting to the evil ones. But that's just me ... other then that it's pretty decent.

2943951 what the :rainbowhuh: That seems a tad bit disturbing. But hey to each his own.

2943960 I know right?!?! Also don't throw Zecora in while Hank is around, he might go racist and set Zecora and Zebras everywhere 200-300 years

2943951

:rainbowlaugh:That would be pretty damn funny but it would have fucked the plot line up.

I would like this if you didn't make Hank look like a total asshole. He is completely out of character. Treat them like aliens instead of ponies.

2943550 I can see it now:

And this children is a statue only known as 'The Texan'.
It represents Brashness, Arrogance and Intolerance.

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