Twilight has heard rumors of a plant in the Everfree which resists magic. She decides to find and study this plant, and present the findings to Celestia. Unfortunately, the plant has other plans for her.
3531427 Oh, new idea! Maybe Twilight could create a plant that inject's it's prey with a special venom that slowly reverses their gender and then proceeds to impregnate her. The first test subject: Blueblood.
3531459 i could imagine that could be possible. Then impregnation rates would increase. However, I could also imagine this would be slightly more taxing on the plant as it would most likely take a week or so to complete the transformation.
But lol, season 4 brought the plants into canon. tenticles and some plants who made twilight pass out anyway. Wonder what they had planned for her...
Soo what happend to all the childeren in Ponyville now that the genocidal Mary Sue plants have taken over the town? Were they just killed or turned into breeders, too?
According to canon, in S4E1 both Celestia and Luna were captured by Discord's tentacle plant, and Twilight was held captive for nearly a minute. There is only one way I can see that going in this fic...
Dear Gods, the rape plants are evolving at an ever accelerated rate! I wonder what monstrous forms they'll take on next? Can anything stop them? Only time will tell I suppose.
3539597 My goal wasn't to have a misleading title, so I changed it to the pony actually in the chapter. Just wanted to make it obvious Celestia knows something is wrong.
3539200 Not that's not how all the porn works. There's a wide variaty of porn and tentacle rape is only a small part of it. But yeah, if you're looking for some fap material for your fetish this story is perfect.
But otherwise, there's is much good to say about it. The side we are supposed to root for is a bunch of plants who act ten times worse then King Sombra and Discord combined. Plants that rob the good guys of their identities and turn them into mindless slaves who probably would kill their owns families. Plants who are about to wipe out and entire species and destroy a large, peaceful nation. And they probably not going stop with the ponies. They Griffion, Zebras, Dragons and Co. are probably next until the plants have destoryed everything else. So yeah it's pretty hard to cheer for them.
Not to mention that the plants always wins every time with incredible ease. No-one can resist them, no one can stop them, not a single one of them got killed so far. And no they have somehow taken over Ponyville without anybody noticing. What happened? Did everypony just decided to give up? Did nobody try to escape or warn the Princess? So yeah, the plants are basically an unstoppable army of Mary Sues because that’s the author’s fetish.
Plants that rob the good guys of their identities and turn them into mindless slaves
the transformed ponies aren't mindless, what Rainbow Dash did to Lightning Dust does not in any way benefit the plants and the only reason that happened was because she wanted to turn LD into a pet/toy, so no, not mindless.
Plants who are about to wipe out and entire species
the plants aren't about to wipe out the ponies, the breeders and transformed ponies will live.
Not to mention that the plants always wins every time with incredible ease
with everything the plants have going for them and the fact that ponies simply ill-equipped to harm the plants, it'd be far more improbable for a pony to actually escape once snared.
And no they have somehow taken over Ponyville without anybody noticing
would *you* suddenly become extremely wary and alert simply because your neighbors started to grow more plants?
What happened? Did everypony just decided to give up?
all everypony noticed was that Ponyville had more plant life, not exactly a cause for panic under normal circumstance.
Did nobody try to escape or warn the Princess?
warn the Princess about what? a sudden boom in botanical interest? the only legitimate cause for alarm was/is the disappearance of the mane six, and that was brushed off by everypony aside from their sisters and Scootaloo as them just being on some errand for the Princess.
considering all of this, it'd be more Mary Sue for a pony to escape from a plant or know exactly what was causing all of the disappearances rather than for the plants to have such a massively one-sided win streak.
bear in mind that the plants are pretty much immune to magic (explained in chapter 1), are far too tough and resilient for pony hooves/teeth to deal any damage and are more than strong enough to restrain a pony once caught. so unless a pony happened to be carrying matches and some flammable liquid, some very sharp cutting instruments or some *very* effective plant killer, it'd be nearly impossible for them to deal any kind of damage to the plants.
the transformed ponies aren't mindless, what Rainbow Dash did to Lightning Dust does not in any way benefit the plants and the only reason that happened was because she wanted to turn LD into a pet/toy, so no, not mindless.
Well some ponies still retain some sort of personality but that new RD has as much in common with the real one as Luna had with Nightmare Moon. In the end they are still slaves on the plants, their leashes are only a bit longer. If the plant would tell Fluttershy to feed all of her animals to them she would happily obey.
Of course, that are the “lucky ones”. Big Mac on the other hand was turned into a mindless, horny living sperm bank. and I doubt he’s the only one.
the plants aren't about to wipe out the ponies, the breeders and transformed ponies will live.
Well they are going to wipe out a large part of the population: Almost all male, all the children who aren’t old enough to be breeders, all the old people who are no longer able to breed, everyone who’s infertile or otherwise unable to breed….
The glorious plant master race is going to murder all these they deem unfit, keeping only these alive they consider worthy.
And within the next century all slave ponies will have died out, replaced by a new species of happily, mindless slaves who have no other purpose in live than have plant sex all day. T
with everything the plants have going for them and the fact that ponies simply ill-equipped to harm the plants, it'd be far more improbable for a pony to actually escape once snared.
Yes because the plants have not a single weakness and are so strong that no pony can escape once grabbed. Because we can’t make them look weak or vulnerable, can we?
would *you* suddenly become extremely wary and alert simply because your neighbors started to grow more plants?
all everypony noticed was that Ponyville had more plant life, not exactly a cause for panic under normal circumstance.
warn the Princess about what? a sudden boom in botanical interest? the only legitimate cause for alarm was/is the disappearance of the mane six, and that was brushed off by everypony aside from their sisters and Scootaloo as them just being on some errand for the Princess.
Some houses in town have plants growing out of every crack, a large amount of unknown plants suddenly appears in your, there a freaking gigantic tree that doesn’t stops growing and cover the whole town square AND a lot of ponies suddenly have strange obsessions with plants. And you are going to tell me than nobody things this is odd? You don't have to be genius to realize that there's somethign wrong.
Nobody complains about the strange ranks growing everywhere and destroying houses? Nobody complains that the town square is inaccessible? And nobody ever saws a pony entering the tree and not coming out? Or is wondering what happened to their friend/husband/son who just wanted to buy some milk and never came back?
Also what about the missing children in school? A large number of people being late at work or not showing up at all? The sudden disappearance of all inhabitants (assuming Granny died sometime before the story took place) of Sweet Apple Arcs? Aren’t Sweetie Belles or Scootaloo’s parents going to miss their children?
The plants only wining because everyone is carrying a giant idiot ball. It's like the beginning of Shaun of the Dead except it’s not funny.
considering all of this, it'd be more Mary Sue for a pony to escape from a plant or know exactly what was causing all of the disappearances rather than for the plants to have such a massively one-sided win streak. bear in mind that the plants are pretty much immune to magic (explained in chapter 1), are far too tough and resilient for pony hooves/teeth to deal any damage and are more than strong enough to restrain a pony once caught. so unless a pony happened to be carrying matches and some flammable liquid, some very sharp cutting instruments or some *very* effective plant killer, it'd be nearly impossible for them to deal any kind of damage to the plants.
A pony barley escaping with his live and unmolested, nothing knowing what’s going one except that there are some freaking killer plants is more Mary Sueish than a race of sentience plants whichare conveniently immune to magic, who can mind rape everyone with no chance of resistance and can take over whole towns without anybody noticing that neighbor Dan and his family getting raped by cactuses?
Part of Vinyl started to panic again, realizing this must be why ponies in town seemed so distant, of vanished altogether. However, with the overdose of aphrodisiacs in her system rational thoughts like that became a distant memory.
"Of" should be "or," and there should be a comma between "system" and "rational."
Twilight levitated up a pair of purple sunglasses.
Twilight reached out with her magic, sensing Gaia and by extension Vinyl Scratch inside the leaf.
So, instead of Twilight and Gaia being Professor Xavier and Cerebro, they are more like Satsuki Yatōji and Beast from X.
So far seventy-five percent of ponies caught had born children, and four had been digested.
It may be just me, however, this seems awkwardly phrased.
After two nights, I finally made it to the end... well, the most recent chapter. I am happy Vinyl got to live, that was very nice of the plants. Soon, it will be Luna's turn for sexy fun plant time. That will please me greatly. Here, have a Rainbow Dash ahegao, for you have tickled many a bone in me. KBO.
My favorite tidbit has been when the plant plugged Lightning Dust's butt and left her needing to but unable to crap. That was just mean, and I loved it!
36957713695987 Hey, he's my grammar nazi dalek. If anypony else tried it, I'd put a hoof through their nose, but Neko loves me almost as much as he loves exterminating typos.
Kaidan isn't drinking enough, my advice for him as a doctor of... science (Which one? Doesn't matter, they all got white coats) is to have a keg of beer be pumped into him till we get the next Dash/Lyra chapter. So, about 157 chapters of 6K words each. Should take him a day followed by 3 months of decoding the drunken genius into a readable form for mere sober mortals.
She also insists she isn't being mind controlled. So yeah. Pretty sure she stopped being a reliable source of information about them somewhere around chapter 1.
Kaiden! Stop invading Season four with your creepy clop plants!
i think the writers of season four have been reading your fic
you should have tagged this fanfic as a spoiler since it started... or was it the other way around, hasbro getting the ideas from this?
3529418 Kaiden was here first with his magic proof Rape plants.
3529482 I would have to agree.
I wounder what will Luna say when see what Twilight is doing?
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The problem is not the clop flowers, is that they digest non PREGNANT ponies or stallions!!!
I like these plants more than the ones in season four. Hasbro did a poor job of copying you I think.
3530496 Also am glad to see Vinyl survive in this one. That's my brother's favorite pony I think.
please tell me that luna is next please say yes
Ok We all saw the season four plant's, so i think it's safe to say we wanna see some facehugger-plant's in the next chapter!
Her dissipated harmlessly as if she hadn’t even cast the spell
curled over her feet
and hold her breathe
1. Her spell / It.
2. Hoof?
3. Breath.
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Thanks!
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Actually not a bad idea. I wonder who to sacrafice...
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Yes.
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Maybe Hasbro is looking for more writers. I could turn this show into a huge success on Adult Swim. "My Little Pony: Friendship has Benefits."
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Don't look at my plants like that! It's not their fault the soil doesn't have enough nitrogen in it to grow!
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Hasbro should have had a disclaimer: Warning, this episode may spoil the plot of Twilight's Plant Problem.
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Too late.
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Oh, new idea! Maybe Twilight could create a plant that inject's it's prey with a special venom that slowly reverses their gender and then proceeds to impregnate her. The first test subject: Blueblood.
Oh great... Now this story almost ruined Season 4 for me. Hopefully this isn’t going to be the next Cupcakes.
3531459 I would second this, but Blueblood is one of the only ponies I actually want to see die.
great i missed something
someone mind sending me a link to what hasbro is is doing with plants?
3531459 i could imagine that could be possible. Then impregnation rates would increase. However, I could also imagine this would be slightly more taxing on the plant as it would most likely take a week or so to complete the transformation.
But lol, season 4 brought the plants into canon. tenticles and some plants who made twilight pass out anyway. Wonder what they had planned for her...
This is getting ridiculous. I don't want to know what happens next. Please continue.
I don't really get why it has to digest the males. Especially in such a boring, bog-standard way. Surely it can find a use for all that cum?
Soo what happend to all the childeren in Ponyville now that the genocidal Mary Sue plants have taken over the town? Were they just killed or turned into breeders, too?
According to canon, in S4E1 both Celestia and Luna were captured by Discord's tentacle plant, and Twilight was held captive for nearly a minute. There is only one way I can see that going in this fic...
Dear Gods, the rape plants are evolving at an ever accelerated rate! I wonder what monstrous forms they'll take on next? Can anything stop them? Only time will tell I suppose.
3536005
What? This is how porn works. The monster(s) rape everyone. Not everyone has a fetish for heroes beating up the rape-monsters.
wasnt one of the chapters called celestias plant problem?
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My goal wasn't to have a misleading title, so I changed it to the pony actually in the chapter. Just wanted to make it obvious Celestia knows something is wrong.
3543435 hmmmm... interesting.
I'm sensing the next chapter will be about......
Lotus
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And Aloe. Can't do one without the other.
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At this point, I ought to just find and replace. Or slow down. Nah, find and replace.
3539200
Not that's not how all the porn works. There's a wide variaty of porn and tentacle rape is only a small part of it. But yeah, if you're looking for some fap material for your fetish this story is perfect.
But otherwise, there's is much good to say about it. The side we are supposed to root for is a bunch of plants who act ten times worse then King Sombra and Discord combined. Plants that rob the good guys of their identities and turn them into mindless slaves who probably would kill their owns families. Plants who are about to wipe out and entire species and destroy a large, peaceful nation. And they probably not going stop with the ponies. They Griffion, Zebras, Dragons and Co. are probably next until the plants have destoryed everything else. So yeah it's pretty hard to cheer for them.
Not to mention that the plants always wins every time with incredible ease. No-one can resist them, no one can stop them, not a single one of them got killed so far. And no they have somehow taken over Ponyville without anybody noticing. What happened? Did everypony just decided to give up? Did nobody try to escape or warn the Princess? So yeah, the plants are basically an unstoppable army of Mary Sues because that’s the author’s fetish.
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the transformed ponies aren't mindless, what Rainbow Dash did to Lightning Dust does not in any way benefit the plants and the only reason that happened was because she wanted to turn LD into a pet/toy, so no, not mindless.
the plants aren't about to wipe out the ponies, the breeders and transformed ponies will live.
with everything the plants have going for them and the fact that ponies simply ill-equipped to harm the plants, it'd be far more improbable for a pony to actually escape once snared.
would *you* suddenly become extremely wary and alert simply because your neighbors started to grow more plants?
all everypony noticed was that Ponyville had more plant life, not exactly a cause for panic under normal circumstance.
warn the Princess about what? a sudden boom in botanical interest? the only legitimate cause for alarm was/is the disappearance of the mane six, and that was brushed off by everypony aside from their sisters and Scootaloo as them just being on some errand for the Princess.
considering all of this, it'd be more Mary Sue for a pony to escape from a plant or know exactly what was causing all of the disappearances rather than for the plants to have such a massively one-sided win streak.
bear in mind that the plants are pretty much immune to magic (explained in chapter 1), are far too tough and resilient for pony hooves/teeth to deal any damage and are more than strong enough to restrain a pony once caught. so unless a pony happened to be carrying matches and some flammable liquid, some very sharp cutting instruments or some *very* effective plant killer, it'd be nearly impossible for them to deal any kind of damage to the plants.
3550824
Well some ponies still retain some sort of personality but that new RD has as much in common with the real one as Luna had with Nightmare Moon. In the end they are still slaves on the plants, their leashes are only a bit longer. If the plant would tell Fluttershy to feed all of her animals to them she would happily obey.
Of course, that are the “lucky ones”. Big Mac on the other hand was turned into a mindless, horny living sperm bank. and I doubt he’s the only one.
Well they are going to wipe out a large part of the population: Almost all male, all the children who aren’t old enough to be breeders, all the old people who are no longer able to breed, everyone who’s infertile or otherwise unable to breed….
The glorious plant master race is going to murder all these they deem unfit, keeping only these alive they consider worthy.
And within the next century all slave ponies will have died out, replaced by a new species of happily, mindless slaves who have no other purpose in live than have plant sex all day. T
Yes because the plants have not a single weakness and are so strong that no pony can escape once grabbed. Because we can’t make them look weak or vulnerable, can we?
Some houses in town have plants growing out of every crack, a large amount of unknown plants suddenly appears in your, there a freaking gigantic tree that doesn’t stops growing and cover the whole town square AND a lot of ponies suddenly have strange obsessions with plants. And you are going to tell me than nobody things this is odd? You don't have to be genius to realize that there's somethign wrong.
Nobody complains about the strange ranks growing everywhere and destroying houses? Nobody complains that the town square is inaccessible? And nobody ever saws a pony entering the tree and not coming out? Or is wondering what happened to their friend/husband/son who just wanted to buy some milk and never came back?
Also what about the missing children in school? A large number of people being late at work or not showing up at all? The sudden disappearance of all inhabitants (assuming Granny died sometime before the story took place) of Sweet Apple Arcs? Aren’t Sweetie Belles or Scootaloo’s parents going to miss their children?
The plants only wining because everyone is carrying a giant idiot ball. It's like the beginning of Shaun of the Dead except it’s not funny.
A pony barley escaping with his live and unmolested, nothing knowing what’s going one except that there are some freaking killer plants is more Mary Sueish than a race of sentience plants whichare conveniently immune to magic, who can mind rape everyone with no chance of resistance and can take over whole towns without anybody noticing that neighbor Dan and his family getting raped by cactuses?
"Of" should be "or," and there should be a comma between "system" and "rational."
So, instead of Twilight and Gaia being Professor Xavier and Cerebro, they are more like Satsuki Yatōji and Beast from X.
It may be just me, however, this seems awkwardly phrased.
After two nights, I finally made it to the end... well, the most recent chapter. I am happy Vinyl got to live, that was very nice of the plants. Soon, it will be Luna's turn for sexy fun plant time. That will please me greatly. Here, have a Rainbow Dash ahegao, for you have tickled many a bone in me. KBO.
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Loads of fathers go out to "buy some milk" and never come home. It happens every day.
My favorite tidbit has been when the plant plugged Lightning Dust's butt and left her needing to but unable to crap. That was just mean, and I loved it!
Shit. I gave the 666th like.
HOLY SHIT.
THIS STORY HAS EXACTLY 666 LIKES.
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Very scientific.
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Season 4 opener
Love this story! But on a darker note.......
THE PLANTS ARE COMING RUN FOR ZE HILLS!!!!!!!!!!
3695771 I prefer grammar Dalek, thank you.
3695987 EXTERMINATE BAD GRAMMER!
3695771 3695987
Hey, he's my grammar
nazidalek. If anypony else tried it, I'd put a hoof through their nose, but Neko loves me almost as much as he loves exterminating typos.wheres the next chapter
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Kaidan isn't drinking enough, my advice for him as a doctor of... science (Which one? Doesn't matter, they all got white coats) is to have a keg of beer be pumped into him till we get the next Dash/Lyra chapter. So, about 157 chapters of 6K words each. Should take him a day followed by 3 months of decoding the drunken genius into a readable form for mere sober mortals.
I'll make the beer run.
3865764 uh
ok
so
that went over my head in a probably good way
...
i heard beer run
I vote lu-lu is next to be fucked
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She also insists she isn't being mind controlled. So yeah. Pretty sure she stopped being a reliable source of information about them somewhere around chapter 1.
oh crap! Lulu is fu...
Luna is in for a big supfise...methinks twilight has been practicing her botany.