Twilight has heard rumors of a plant in the Everfree which resists magic. She decides to find and study this plant, and present the findings to Celestia. Unfortunately, the plant has other plans for her.
4 Elements down, 2 to go. Rarity will take it like a proper mare, or at least try to. Fluttershy... oh my. Twilight, you DID soundproof the basement, right?
2838860 But I would think that at least one stallion would go to the authorities if they saw a plant eating/raping their mare-friend.
But what if that's how they get Celestia?
2838664 But do you moderate yourself? And if you are feeling depressed, drink some Coke (the soda, NOT the drug). It's actually MADE to be a pick-me-up. Or some chocolate. Or visit friends. Or make friends. Just say hi and converse with the next person you meet. (Sorry if I seem to be nagging you. I'm just related to an alcoholic, and it makes ME depressed at the extent they drink to)
2838860 exactly what I was saying I bet they do more than makes us orgasm I bet they do something worse that's why I was killing them in the first place never trust the to good to be true
2839000 I'm not taking my chances bye *grabs a grenade pulls the pin* *BOOM* next day. I'm back also the thing I do is powered by black magic so that's why I can teleport and respawn
2839000 No where? Really. So that means that you are still a baby, laying in your crib since the day you were born. Never making progress, never making a difference, never doing anything at all. Nope. Nothing.
You have got to be kidding me. How many people have you meet in your life? How famous are your stories? How much does your job pay (since some jobs don't pay at all)? How many years of school did you go through, and how well did you do?
2839065 Probably hundreds. How many do I remember there names? Immediate family withstanding, about ten.
My stories are getting famous, hopefully I can turn that into a writing career.
My job pays $20,000 a year, and in exchange I signed away my freedom of speech, religion, protection from double-jeopardy, and more, to Uncle Sam.
Six years of school, failed out of two, and I don't have an associates.
Yep, I'm pretty sure when I say 'My life has gone no where and thus I'm having a mid life crisis in which I'm weighing the pros and cons of going back to school against hanging myself' I've done the math.
2839106 hey kaidan I'm going to keep killing your plants cause I love killing and the raped me so there going to die one by one even if I can't kill them all they will die
2839106 ... "Going back to school or hanging yourself." I wish I hadn't heard this many times before. It never ends well.
You are pretty lucky on the job, and I think that many would attest to a great future as a writer. (Tragedy or otherwise) And how exactly can one sign away the freedoms guaranteed in the bill of rights? And Double jeopardy?
Also, ten family members. I am quite sure that at least ONE of them cares for you. (I am sad to say that I have known several people in my school to think otherwise)
2839144 And once they're all dead, you'll give birth to the last one and keep it as your pet.
2839155 Military, you agree to be held accountable to a different set of laws (the UCMJ) and volunteer away freedoms to serve. It sounded like a good idea at the time...
2839187 You still have freedom of speech, as long as it doesn't present a clear and present danger, and you can still practice your religion. Seriously, where does it say that you can't? I'm serious, I googled it, and can't find where.
I see a new chapter added, and this comes to mind:
Also, I'd add some Alien chestburster picture, but I can't find none! With AJ that is! Let's hope AJ's into... erm.. "gag-birthing"? Does that exist? Maybe the young seed will take the long route outside.
So now I'm imagining all of Equestria developing a parasitic/symbiotic (depends how you look at it) relationship with these plants...Everyone spends all their time cultivating more plants, getting pleasure in return. Is this a good thing? Again, depends how you look at it.
I wonder though, if this is even sustainable in the long run. Who would feed the ponies if everyone spends all their time tending to the plants?
2839316 I would imagine as the plants evolve, they would start to sustain the ponies with nutrients through the mouth tentacle. In time, the ponies would only leave the pod to plant a new seed, then they would return to their flower.
Self test for che king if youre too drunk: brek your own rules. i donf alwys read clop.on my phine (infact i never do) but when i do its 3:40 am in the mor ing while you cant sleep and your slepllchekxer is borkdd and you cant be botherdd to fix your comment in the leassgt.
but i cant do this again. too mind blocked to focua on two things (readinf and imagining the sexy stuff at once) at once.
for what if was though it was defi itely worth it!
Geez Kaiden. Time to add a few more ponies. ditzy, lyra, octavia, bonbon, vinyl, berry punch, the CMC ... what? They need a cutie mark as plant birthers.
Given the exponential growth rate of the plants and everyone's willingness to help them, they would overpopulate and consume Equestria in about eight months.
Dis be some wild shit, man. Don't stop.
Also, did you write the ENTIRE thing while drunk? Or are you continuing on while sober?
~Skeeter The Lurker
im interested to see what happens to AJ. Cant wait for the Fluttershy chapter.
OH CRAP THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GOING TO GET THESE PLANTES EVERYWHERE THEY ARE DOOMED.....NOT
I love it.
4 Elements down, 2 to go.
Rarity will take it like a proper mare, or at least try to.
Fluttershy... oh my. Twilight, you DID soundproof the basement, right?
What would happen if a STALLION found the plants?
2838808
I planned to do that next, thus the exploration of "seeds planted in the stomach (or anus)"
2838807
Rarity is a lady, and ladies never spit.
2838754
Well I drank like 5 shots worth of Bicardi today but I don't "feel" drunk.
2838741
The plant is a nice plant. All it wants is to make us orgasm, and for us to deliver it's seed far and wide. It hasn't digested anyone.... yet.
I hope the plant doesn't mutate.
I'm looking forward too see if Luna get's caught
2838860 But I would think that at least one stallion would go to the authorities if they saw a plant eating/raping their mare-friend.
But what if that's how they get Celestia?
2838664 But do you moderate yourself? And if you are feeling depressed, drink some Coke (the soda, NOT the drug). It's actually MADE to be a pick-me-up. Or some chocolate. Or visit friends. Or make friends. Just say hi and converse with the next person you meet. (Sorry if I seem to be nagging you. I'm just related to an alcoholic, and it makes ME depressed at the extent they drink to)
2838860 exactly what I was saying I bet they do more than makes us orgasm I bet they do something worse that's why I was killing them in the first place never trust the to good to be true
Looks like tentacle rape...I should run away from here shouldn't I?
Will applejacks have apples on it :D once again my thought drift back to applebloom trying to pick apples :( what am I doing with my life
2836684
Whoa whoa whoa, No killing Derpy.
2838879
Twilight will breed a special plant for Princesses.
2838894
Yeah, I'm forced to go to work for 40 hours, maybe I'll meet someone who doesn't suck while I'm there.
I'm just making up for lost time. I didn't drink until I turned 26 and realized my life went no where.
2838896
Hmm... maybe the plant is mind controlling them. Like, little tiny mind control seeds, being planted in their brains.
2839000 WHY DO YOU THINK IVE BEEN KILLING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
2839000 I'm not taking my chances bye *grabs a grenade pulls the pin* *BOOM* next day. I'm back also the thing I do is powered by black magic so that's why I can teleport and respawn
2839000 No where? Really. So that means that you are still a baby, laying in your crib since the day you were born. Never making progress, never making a difference, never doing anything at all. Nope. Nothing.
You have got to be kidding me. How many people have you meet in your life? How famous are your stories? How much does your job pay (since some jobs don't pay at all)? How many years of school did you go through, and how well did you do?
2839065
Probably hundreds. How many do I remember there names? Immediate family withstanding, about ten.
My stories are getting famous, hopefully I can turn that into a writing career.
My job pays $20,000 a year, and in exchange I signed away my freedom of speech, religion, protection from double-jeopardy, and more, to Uncle Sam.
Six years of school, failed out of two, and I don't have an associates.
Yep, I'm pretty sure when I say 'My life has gone no where and thus I'm having a mid life crisis in which I'm weighing the pros and cons of going back to school against hanging myself' I've done the math.
2839106 hey kaidan I'm going to keep killing your plants cause I love killing and the raped me so there going to die one by one even if I can't kill them all they will die
2839106 ... "Going back to school or hanging yourself." I wish I hadn't heard this many times before. It never ends well.
You are pretty lucky on the job, and I think that many would attest to a great future as a writer. (Tragedy or otherwise) And how exactly can one sign away the freedoms guaranteed in the bill of rights? And Double jeopardy?
Also, ten family members. I am quite sure that at least ONE of them cares for you. (I am sad to say that I have known several people in my school to think otherwise)
2839144
And once they're all dead, you'll give birth to the last one and keep it as your pet.
2839155
Military, you agree to be held accountable to a different set of laws (the UCMJ) and volunteer away freedoms to serve. It sounded like a good idea at the time...
2839187 of course I am. Going to keep it.
Kaidan, no. Just no. Stop writing Sex stories. Please. My mind could barely take Ponymon. I'm not even gonna try to read this or my mind will break.
2839187 You still have freedom of speech, as long as it doesn't present a clear and present danger, and you can still practice your religion. Seriously, where does it say that you can't? I'm serious, I googled it, and can't find where.
I see a new chapter added, and this comes to mind:
Also, I'd add some Alien chestburster picture, but I can't find none! With AJ that is!
Let's hope AJ's into... erm.. "gag-birthing"? Does that exist?
Maybe the young seed will take the long route outside.
So now I'm imagining all of Equestria developing a parasitic/symbiotic (depends how you look at it) relationship with these plants...Everyone spends all their time cultivating more plants, getting pleasure in return. Is this a good thing? Again, depends how you look at it.
I wonder though, if this is even sustainable in the long run. Who would feed the ponies if everyone spends all their time tending to the plants?
Or maybe I should just shut up and clop.
2839316 for one I'm actually not from this demension I'm stuck here
I'm trying to cope with this demension and I do kill these plants just to many
CMC when?
2839316
I would imagine as the plants evolve, they would start to sustain the ponies with nutrients through the mouth tentacle. In time, the ponies would only leave the pod to plant a new seed, then they would return to their flower.
2839252
Wait, you're putting off Ponymon for this?
For a brief moment at the beginning I was laughing my ass off for some reason
Self test for che king if youre too drunk: brek your own rules. i donf alwys read clop.on my phine (infact i never do) but when i do its 3:40 am in the mor ing while you cant sleep and your slepllchekxer is borkdd and you cant be botherdd to fix your comment in the leassgt.
but i cant do this again. too mind blocked to focua on two things (readinf and imagining the sexy stuff at once) at once.
for what if was though it was defi itely worth it!
More......... More.... MORE..... MORE!!
Yay~ Do flutters next!
Ooh, do a two-fer next! Fluttershy and Rarity as a two-fer-one chapter! Please?
Until I like to see Fluttershy and Rarity, but I'm more interestes in how AJ going to give birth that she has in her stomach.
Your story isn't tagged Tragedy, so you really going to kill one o some of them?
Geez Kaiden. Time to add a few more ponies. ditzy, lyra, octavia, bonbon, vinyl, berry punch, the CMC ... what? They need a cutie mark as plant birthers.
P.S. I'm crazy.
2840162
My guess would be that it'll try to go through her digestive system. But as far as that goes, I have no idea which end it would come out of...
I don't even... What did I just... Huh?
I'm just going to stop questioning it...
Given the exponential growth rate of the plants and everyone's willingness to help them, they would overpopulate and consume Equestria in about eight months.
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get help if you want, do it like that hugging story! one chapter per pony!
2840946
ahem. Cuddling is different from hugging.
2841061 potato, potato. that sounds different when you say it... but you know what i mean
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2839481 I never said I was putting it off. I just said my mind could barely take it.
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2839252 you are such a pussy bearling handling ponymon lol
2840503 Sorry! I've been exposed to way to many SCP's to be bothered by minor ones anymore!
If you want nightmare fuel, try SPC 231-7, 173, and 682!
2841964 I think scp-017 is scary