Twilight has heard rumors of a plant in the Everfree which resists magic. She decides to find and study this plant, and present the findings to Celestia. Unfortunately, the plant has other plans for her.
2834270 Well IU'm drunk ,and it's the best I could do. I got featuerd anyway. So imagine what I could do if not drunk, and if I had a shred of self respect.
How awesome isa it that I can write "Forced Pony Sex" deliberately bad to prove clop gets geatuered, then I write drunk clop, and it gets featuered LOL Its l ike, I can get instant geautter but writing clop, despite being so frunk I can't type >OOL. NBaybe this message is fu\bar!
Yeah anyway, I've got some seriouis fociting, oniut' honest! I got serious fiction! I sawears!
2834431 It's an art form. I always eat food, then drink hard liquor, and stya hydrated.
Aclohol isn't the enemy' It's a adrug. KJust l;ike any medicine or illegal drug. I mean, if you know what is is and how it works, you can "drink responeibly"
2834602 Oh, I'm reading Ponymon right now. I know you aren't generic. This one story, though. This one story screams generic. But it's clop, so I don't give a shit and I'm gonna read it anyway.
2834651 That's why Dash gave birth to Twins. The CMC is next! Three Fillies, Three plants, Three orgasms, Three virings.... oh yes, I can barely stand the wait!
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pofft motuh wash = wrong type of alchol. If I wanted to go blind, sure, I'd drink ethyl aclohol. but I'm not dumb.
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IU will ust for you ;D
Now THAT'S what I call timing. Just as I wanted to hit the hay... BAM NEW CHAPTER!
All my wubs!!
EDIT: Finished reading... I didn't even care in the slightest about the typos. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
But awesome chapter. Nice and short, yet 'effective'. :D
BTW, just noticed this got featured.
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There you go.
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
LOL!
I saw this under featured but...I just...
I can't...
Hey, you made featured!
The moment I saw the cover art:
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I'm going to give this a read.
Not a very inspiring cover image.
Featured? Hahahaha. I will relish in the butthurt of all those that covet the slot.
2834171 it got WHAT? Oh gods forgive us for getting this story featured.
YES I knew it would be pinkie :D since there is 3 now does that mean the CMC get a turn :D
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Well IU'm drunk ,and it's the best I could do. I got featuerd anyway. So imagine what I could do if not drunk, and if I had a shred of self respect.
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Sewlf insert clop is best lcop.
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Now now, we all know it's all about the puissy and the cokc. And I ran of u of snynyoms because dunrk.
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Oh yes. Twilight, Dash, and now Pinkie, all get to get fucked;
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Thanks!
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I used to have morals, standards, and human dignity.
Then I turned 28. I'm still a virgin. I've never held hands with a girl. So I was like "fuck the internet, I'm gonna write porn until I get laid."
A month ,ater, I'm still writing porn. THe clop shall contineu until I get laid, or sober!
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Thanks! I love hentai.
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YAY! WOOHOO!
How awesome isa it that I can write "Forced Pony Sex" deliberately bad to prove clop gets geatuered, then I write drunk clop, and it gets featuered LOL Its l ike, I can get instant geautter but writing clop, despite being so frunk I can't type >OOL. NBaybe this message is fu\bar!
Yeah anyway, I've got some seriouis fociting, oniut'
honest! I got serious fiction! I sawears!
Kaidan wrote more clop? Featured in t-minus 5...4...3...2...
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I'm 21, well on my way there...
Oh tentacle sex, how I love you.
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LOL clop = instant feature, even when drunk!
I don't know why I ever wrote "serious" literature. Wait, I did ti because I have morals!
*watches morals run away*
Okay, time for moyre cloP!
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tentacle sex is best sex. Oh what I'd give ofr tentacl sex.
Dear Kaidan,
From now on, never write anything unless drunk.
Sincerely,
Me
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Had morals. Past tense.
2834290 Good point.
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You should drink more. You should drink a lot more.
How the hell....? WHY IS THIS FEATURED! He wrote it while DRUNK.
Still... It's not that bad...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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HAHAha, wow even drunk I love you. I promise to write drunk from now on, and you know I'm serious because I didn't make a single typo.
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Yes, I'm nor awmoral.
You got yourself featured, surprising noone!
Leave it to Twilight to share the love!
Now twilight's plant problem is on the featured list. Today is either a good day, a great day, or a superpendis day.
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And soon, the planmt porobeml mwill be the whole mane sixes!
And sober Kaidan will be back tomorrow to do this:L
ANd sober kiadna will get to clean up the mewss! HAHAHA!
It's mind control rape!
Edit: What happens if it's a stallion? Maybe it gets itself pregnant?
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It's an art form. I always eat food, then drink hard liquor, and stya hydrated.
Aclohol isn't the enemy' It's a adrug. KJust l;ike any medicine or illegal drug. I mean, if you know what is is and how it works, you can "drink responeibly"
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Won't you be sober kaiden after some water, food, and some sleep?
Science.
Drinking.
Pinkie Pie.
...
Drunk Pinkie Science.
...
6@M3 0^3Ri
yay!!!
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HAHA Story Growht. YOu mean plant fggrouwn and it easts al the ponies?
Still you're write, Wirhn I'm sober I'll write more!
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yes.
That will also make me serious, depressed, artistic kaidan.
I klike Happy kaidan much more!
*looks at picture* *reads description* Oh, so this is generic hentai. I'm interested. I'll read this in a little bit.
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GVeneric?
Dude, I'm a freaking mad man with a blue box. You have no idea what Generic to me is. Just view Ponymon or Forced Pony sex.
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FUN SAUCE IS BEST SAUCE!
2834602 Oh, I'm reading Ponymon right now. I know you aren't generic. This one story, though. This one story screams generic. But it's clop, so I don't give a shit and I'm gonna read it anyway.
I know of three great nubile young fillies that might want to get their gardening cutie marks!
was anyone else thinking the same thing?Or and I just a pedophile?
...What am i doing with my life?
*favorites*
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That's why Dash gave birth to Twins. The CMC is next! Three Fillies, Three plants, Three orgasms, Three virings.... oh yes, I can barely stand the wait!
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Happy Kaiden? Hmm ... what makes you happy? ... I know!
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ALREADY FEATURED!?!?
ALREADY FEATURED!?!?
This is a story that is unnecessarily mean-spirited and morbid for the sake of being mean-spirited and morbid.
If you write a story while drunk, and you feel as if it's warped enough to make that a trigger warning, it doesn't need to be shared.
I'm not attempting to be hostile or attempting to attack you. I'm just voicing my opinion. Sorry if it comes off as hostile.
Yes. Twilight's view of the plant's activities is entirely unbiased and she definitely isn't thinking exactly what the plant is telling her to think.
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Wait for his hangover. Tomorrow, he won't remember this.
Woohoo, this fic is amazing, being fucked by plants that needs hosts to be alive, I can't imagine hoy good it muy feel. I hope you update it soon.