Twilight has heard rumors of a plant in the Everfree which resists magic. She decides to find and study this plant, and present the findings to Celestia. Unfortunately, the plant has other plans for her.
“No, she missed my eighteenth birthday party, and Big Mac hasn’t seen her either. Ah don’t know what happened to her,” Apple Bloom said. “Well, I haven’t seen Dash anywhere and she was supposed to take me to the bar and get me laid now that I’m the legal age of consent in Equestria,” Scootaloo said.
31557353155796 ^ He gets it. Assimilation. Resistance is futile.
The awesome ponies will get super powers, and the lame ponies will be thrown in a blender, turned into a pony smoothie, and fed intravenously to the awesome ponies.
Most likely, they'll each find a cutie mark on their flank in a nympho/plant related field of botany when they get spit out. Then there will be tons of sex with plants, followed by an epic battle between the forces of good, and the forces of Celestia.
3155823 Yes. Yes it is. Somewhere right now, Scootaloo and Vinyl are cuddling in post-cloital bliss.
3155930 Yeah, as soon as I decide if he got digested or turned into Spike sayian (okay I never watched DBZ, but I couldn't resist.) I'll probably know by the next chapter. I really want some ponies to get digested so if you see any red ponies wearing a shirt next chapter, you know what'll happen to them.
3155943 I wear a cowboy hat now, cowboy hats are *BANG*
....
3155934 Someone on Skype reminded me of my long lost love of FMA, and I had make this canon. Applebucking has been passed down the Apple family line for generations!
^ That's going alongside my "Twilight always poisons the tea" and "Octavia is a puppet" in my head canon for MLP.
3155939 Nightmare is such a strong term. I prefer, forced procreation with a side of bliss.
3155826 Indeed. All we need to do now is find a way to turn ourselves into Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle and let sexy times commence.
3156029 Yeah, I would hate for anyone to think this is foalcon because foalcon ranks higher then Hitler on the "list of things we absolutely will not love or tolerate." It was a bit painful to write, but I don't get to use literary lampshades often so I enjoyed that at least.
3156010 Yes, yes they do Also please don't make spike be digested make him live so that he can get the same idea as fluttershy and go get a dragon pregnant so there will be a dragon generation to help the ponies with the plants (Spikes kid would need to be a girl, just because :3)
Not only dragons but maybe other species as well. Wonder how Zecora deals with them since y'know, they're from the Everfree originally. Also seems like the pony gene pool will never be exhausted now that the plants know what needs to be done.
I'd be amazed if Derpy somehow managed to evade the plant for her entire life. Also, HeMan reference anyone? That show was good. Twas my childhood. Face me Skeletor! Kinda tragic how he ended up with that face huh? Kinda.
I hope spike isnt digested even if he's just made into some kind of mindless drone guard. Its hard to imagine twi would be so gone she'd let them eat him
3156161 That would be a good idea. Turn them into fertilizer.
3158198 Killing off ponies people hate or that are too obscure isn't as compelling... but I'll make sure he's one of the guards when the time comes, and that he dies, just for you.
3158568 Scootaloo, don't look directly at the camera!
3158444 Next chapter with fewer ponies will be more descriptive? Or maybe an interesting 'day later' look at the ponies inside the plants.
3158694 That's just crazy enough to work. Derpy could be like Shawn in Shawn of the Dead where she just goes about her life oblivious as everypony is plantified.
3156832 That sums up my writing style. Today, another 5k words of Dollhouse with a bonus 5k words of Dash of Humanity for weekend release!
Tomorrow, I flog myself and say 100 hail mary's in shame over not feeling like writing.
3159801 Yeah, I bet they're just making up that totally-not-contrived conversation at the start where they talk about their eighteenth birthdays and their aspirations of consentual adult lesbian pony sex.
3159896 Eh, I'm just being sarcastic in general. It's not foalcon because they're 18, but the way I had to draw attention to it was painful. Then, when the plants finally do get them, everyone is probably thinking foalcon anyway.
So, it's adult foalcon, maybe some age regression, or perhaps I just leave the CMC in there for a few weeks to "mature" and ripen.
Maybe do a third person narrative with a first person POV? For instance, have Twilight narrate, through Gaia, and tell us what is happening with the plants and other ponies who get caught, but also have Twilight speak in the first person ( saying either I or We, depending on if she's speaking for herself or herself and Gaia), describing how she perceives the newly initiated and the long time members, as well as showing off how she communicates with the others and the plants.
3160536 That's what I was thinking of doing. It can't be harder than learning to write inner dialogue between two entities inside one brain from a plural first person past perspective...
3160460 A whole day wiggling around inside the plant, making out with Sweetie Belle... Scootaloo will definitely get her "I kissed a mare and I liked it" cutie mark.
3160810 Nah, perfectly in control. They're even nice enough to let the ponies reproduce. Now, if they take over all of Equestria then we might be in trouble... They're going to need a bigger plant for Celestia.
Soo I may be late but I have to say this... When Fluttershy and Big Mac get it on will it create plant ponies?(ponies made of plants) or just a super OP earth pony (they are a plant and earth ponies are best with plants)
That is probably the most depressing story I’ve seen in a while. Not to mention that it’s grimdark as fuck. After thousand years of peace the Equestrian civilization – or perhaps every civilization on the planet – is going to be destroyed by some plants that turn half of the population in the sex slaves who happily watches while the plants devour friends and family members than aren’t suitable for breeding. Sounds like something straight from Warhammer 40k.
I shouldn’t have clicked on that link and I shouldn’t have read that story but well… curiosity killed the cat. Now excuse me please, I need to read some light hearted stuff to cheer me up.
3174855 And one space marine named Kaidan saved one plant, bringing it onboard and falling asleep next to it. After all, I'm a space marines. What's the worst that could happen?
3168761 Yeah... I'm going to expand on what happens inside the plants soon and see if the hotness is doubled.
3163167 It'll make more hybrid plant/ponies, but in the "our species won't go extinct we'll just all become one with the plants!" way :D I wouldn't want them to die off, in fact, they deserve eternal orgasm for their contribution to the food chain.
3182048 It all depends on your viewpoint... after all, the sex slaves are going to be enjoying themselves for eternity. The unworthy ponies... well, they'll enjoy it up until the stomach acid is released.
3140654
Logic has no place in clop, but I'll go fix this before anyone else sees it. Thanks.
so what will happen to the CMC
3155735 Their uniqueness will be added to the collective?
THIS PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!
YES CMC WOOH :3
That's cool, but I wonder if we will know what happened to Spike
You win, good sir. You win it all.
So eather Nightmare begins for Equestria or Something else.
Meh, third person still isn't as cool as bowties
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3155735 3155796
^ He gets it. Assimilation. Resistance is futile.
The awesome ponies will get super powers, and the lame ponies will be thrown in a blender, turned into a pony smoothie, and fed intravenously to the awesome ponies.
Most likely, they'll each find a cutie mark on their flank in a nympho/plant related field of botany when they get spit out. Then there will be tons of sex with plants, followed by an epic battle between the forces of good, and the forces of Celestia.
3155823
Yes. Yes it is. Somewhere right now, Scootaloo and Vinyl are cuddling in post-cloital bliss.
3155930
Yeah, as soon as I decide if he got digested or turned into Spike sayian (okay I never watched DBZ, but I couldn't resist.) I'll probably know by the next chapter. I really want some ponies to get digested so if you see any red ponies wearing a shirt next chapter, you know what'll happen to them.
3155824
CMC make everything 20% cooler.
3155943
I wear a cowboy hat now, cowboy hats are *BANG*
....
3155934
Someone on Skype reminded me of my long lost love of FMA, and I had make this canon. Applebucking has been passed down the Apple family line for generations!
^ That's going alongside my "Twilight always poisons the tea" and "Octavia is a puppet" in my head canon for MLP.
3155939
Nightmare is such a strong term. I prefer, forced procreation with a side of bliss.
3155826
Indeed. All we need to do now is find a way to turn ourselves into Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle and let sexy times commence.
3156029
Yeah, I would hate for anyone to think this is foalcon because foalcon ranks higher then Hitler on the "list of things we absolutely will not love or tolerate." It was a bit painful to write, but I don't get to use literary lampshades often so I enjoyed that at least.
3156010 Yes, yes they do
Also please don't make spike be digested make him live so that he can get the same idea as fluttershy and go get a dragon pregnant so there will be a dragon generation to help the ponies with the plants (Spikes kid would need to be a girl, just because :3)
Hmm... I wonder how long it is until the other princesses get involved.
3156010 Rose, Daisy, and Lily will be executed for their crimes against botany?
This can only end poorly any way I slice it.
Monday: I'm definitely Writing today!
Tuesday: I can't write! I'm lazy and should be ashamed!
Wednesday: Never mind! I wrote it anyways.
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Or Pandora's box!
Or the Holy Grail!
Or the plans to the Death Star!
Yes
3156084
You are right, I hope to see the princesses.
3157047 She must have a lot of shit in that basement. Nope, just plants. Now, where did I put that weed killer.
And just when I thought you wouldn't update this you do :D. Ps. Add a bit of a twist and maybe give the crusaders the cutie marks for this ;)
3156010
Hope one of the lame ponies is Flash Sentry.
Sorry I have to say it. it was irresistible.
Not sure if foalcon or nor
I liked it but it could have been a bit more descriptive like the last few chapters
I imagined Scootaloo looking pointedly out the 4th wall and heavily emphasizing her claims of being the age of consent.
3137075
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found it difficult to breath
1. Breathe.
Not only dragons but maybe other species as well. Wonder how Zecora deals with them since y'know, they're from the Everfree originally. Also seems like the pony gene pool will never be exhausted now that the plants know what needs to be done.
I'd be amazed if Derpy somehow managed to evade the plant for her entire life. Also, HeMan reference anyone? That show was good. Twas my childhood. Face me Skeletor! Kinda tragic how he ended up with that face huh? Kinda.
I hope spike isnt digested even if he's just made into some kind of mindless drone guard. Its hard to imagine twi would be so gone she'd let them eat him
3157047 I wonder if he's talking about another type of Greyskull.
*pointedly looks to the left*
3156161
That would be a good idea. Turn them into fertilizer.
3158198
Killing off ponies people hate or that are too obscure isn't as compelling... but I'll make sure he's one of the guards when the time comes, and that he dies, just for you.
3158245
Me either, clearly they're underage.
3158568
Scootaloo, don't look directly at the camera!
3158444
Next chapter with fewer ponies will be more descriptive? Or maybe an interesting 'day later' look at the ponies inside the plants.
3158694
That's just crazy enough to work. Derpy could be like Shawn in Shawn of the Dead where she just goes about her life oblivious as everypony is plantified.
3156832
That sums up my writing style. Today, another 5k words of Dollhouse with a bonus 5k words of Dash of Humanity for weekend release!
Tomorrow, I flog myself and say 100 hail mary's in shame over not feeling like writing.
3159665
Thank you so much, this has made my day. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Also, even if the CMC are adults, jeje, I can't imagine them like that, during the chapter I imagine them as fillies. I'm sick, right?
3159665 So it's foalcon
3159801
Yeah, I bet they're just making up that totally-not-contrived conversation at the start where they talk about their eighteenth birthdays and their aspirations of consentual adult lesbian pony sex.
3159864 I was referring to the part where the plants get them
3159896
Eh, I'm just being sarcastic in general. It's not foalcon because they're 18, but the way I had to draw attention to it was painful. Then, when the plants finally do get them, everyone is probably thinking foalcon anyway.
So, it's adult foalcon, maybe some age regression, or perhaps I just leave the CMC in there for a few weeks to "mature" and ripen.
3159971 Oh, I see
Fluttershy wants to be knocked up? Ok ... something bigger then before is going on.
3159665 a day later thing with the ponies inside the plants
Maybe do a third person narrative with a first person POV? For instance, have Twilight narrate, through Gaia, and tell us what is happening with the plants and other ponies who get caught, but also have Twilight speak in the first person ( saying either I or We, depending on if she's speaking for herself or herself and Gaia), describing how she perceives the newly initiated and the long time members, as well as showing off how she communicates with the others and the plants.
*jaw dropped* these plants are a bit out of control don't ya think? or is that just me?
3160536
That's what I was thinking of doing. It can't be harder than learning to write inner dialogue between two entities inside one brain from a plural first person past perspective...
3160460
A whole day wiggling around inside the plant, making out with Sweetie Belle... Scootaloo will definitely get her "I kissed a mare and I liked it" cutie mark.
3160810
Nah, perfectly in control. They're even nice enough to let the ponies reproduce. Now, if they take over all of Equestria then we might be in trouble... They're going to need a bigger plant for Celestia.
3160849 Yeah
Soo I may be late but I have to say this...
When Fluttershy and Big Mac get it on will it create plant ponies?(ponies made of plants) or just a super OP earth pony (they are a plant and earth ponies are best with plants)
yay!!!!
Damn, that was so fucking hot... I had a fourgasm. Just that image! Damn dude...
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the only way out
why WOULDN'T some one like this?
That is probably the most depressing story I’ve seen in a while. Not to mention that it’s grimdark as fuck. After thousand years of peace the Equestrian civilization – or perhaps every civilization on the planet – is going to be destroyed by some plants that turn half of the population in the sex slaves who happily watches while the plants devour friends and family members than aren’t suitable for breeding. Sounds like something straight from Warhammer 40k.
I shouldn’t have clicked on that link and I shouldn’t have read that story but well… curiosity killed the cat. Now excuse me please, I need to read some light hearted stuff to cheer me up.
3174855
And one space marine named Kaidan saved one plant, bringing it onboard and falling asleep next to it. After all, I'm a space marines. What's the worst that could happen?
3168761
Yeah... I'm going to expand on what happens inside the plants soon and see if the hotness is doubled.
3163167
It'll make more hybrid plant/ponies, but in the "our species won't go extinct we'll just all become one with the plants!" way :D I wouldn't want them to die off, in fact, they deserve eternal orgasm for their contribution to the food chain.
3182048
It all depends on your viewpoint... after all, the sex slaves are going to be enjoying themselves for eternity. The unworthy ponies... well, they'll enjoy it up until the stomach acid is released.