When Spike's book of jokes isn't cutting it, Twilight intervenes.
Warning: obscene humour
Written for A Thousand Words Contest IV: Comedy
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When Spike's book of jokes isn't cutting it, Twilight intervenes.
Warning: obscene humour
Written for A Thousand Words Contest IV: Comedy
Pinkie Pie can't look her reflection in the eyes. Maybe her friends can.
Cover done by IrradiatedPirateBooty.
Thanks to 6-D Pegasus for writing 700 words and for paying for the cover.
Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.
Thanks to Ashy for proofreading.
Thanks to ARandomLonelyGirl for pre-reading.
Thanks to MATP for pre-reading.
Memory loss is a tough thing to go through for anyone in old age, as many can attest to. But what happens if the one with memory loss is so reprehensible, so far gone from redemption, that it's hard to stomach being around them? That's a question Diamond Tiara really wants answered.
Violence tag is for mentions of abuse.
An entry into the A Thousand Words Contest IV, in the Drama category.
A Tyrone detective story...
Fluttershy is taking care of a racing dog that is suddenly taken at night. Tyrone the P.I. pony is on the case!
Reading Instructions:
(1) Read chapters 1 to 3.
(2) Ask yourself who you think took the greyhound.
(3) Read the final chapter.
Enjoy!
This is the second short story with Tyrone. The stories can be read independently. If you like this story, you may want to check out the first one:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/579303/case-of-the-stolen-necklace
Zipp is perfect. She cannot be anything less than. She is strong, and unbreakable, and mature. She cannot let her feelings get the best of her. She is perfectly independent, and okay on her own. But... a little company and a bit of advice where she least expects it won't hurt. Right?
Nestled in the mountains between two warring kingdoms, there lies an ancient monastery. Over hundreds of years, its tenents have never wavered - devotion, discipline, and faith in a ruler-god.
An entry for the Thousand Words IV contest. Cover image by LampKnapp. Title taken from a Hightide Hotel song.
"I want to be immortal!" squeaked the filly.
Five words, at five years old.
The one who'd said them had been so eager for it to come true.
"I want to be immortal..." she repeated.
But she wasn't the same as the filly who had said it first.
After months of pleading, Drizzle Drops finally got her dad's permission to go on a camping trip with a friend. She was disappointed when they returned a day early but luckily, she'd be in the woods once again sooner than she expected.
Entry for the A Thousand Words Contest IV, Horror Category
Please do NOT leave the carriage.
Written for A Thousand Words Contest IV: Horror
In the far-off kingdom of Mareheim, a human wizard-in-training named Mezmo finds himself in an unfortunate predicament. To his chagrin, the king and queen of his hometown decide to send him away to train under a new magic teacher so he could live up to his destined future. What can he possibly do about it? Only time will tell. Until then, all he can do is think of a solution while he and his friends travel to his new teacher's home. A little place called Ponyville.