This story is a sequel to Friendship is Epic - Book 2: Dat Mareami Heat
Crimson Flare Gun and his sister Water Gun has traveled to the alternate-universe to become humans. One of Flare's employees gave Flare an idea of the dream of becoming a human, because he thinks being a human is much better than being a pony. His friends disrespected his dream though, and it made Flare upset. Flare goes to the universe anyway after a spider-bot steals Flare's personal black box and takes it to the world. This black box means more to Flare than anything in the world. He must do whatever he can to get it back, with the help of the human versions of the Noble Six, Cremepop, and a little supportive help from the Mane Six, but you know they have their own adventure.
WARNING! This story contains spoilers from the Equestria Girls movie, so if you don't want any spoilers, and if you haven't seen that movie yet, please do so before reading this. DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER! So you have been warned!
Also a notice: Some content in this story has changed, because of Fimfiction's policy. If you want to see the fanfic of how it was originally, then click on this link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9702648/1/Equestria-Brahs
Hope you enjoy this, my friends! Contact me if you have any questions at all! Also, be sure to check out the ponified version of Winnie the Pooh fanfic I made when you get the chance to relive your childhood memories! It's called Apple the Bloom. You can find it on page somewhere. Thanks again, brahs, and brohoof! /)
This story contains random moments and cutaway gags that have nothing to do with the story, but are just for humor. Try not to lose track. ;)
This fanfic contains singing. Most of the singing in here includes parodies, the song themselves, or polka.
IMAGE MADE BY CAVOX!
Characters:
Crimson Flare Gun: Main character of the story, also the narrator. He moved to Ponyville to get away from the bullies and jerks in his hometown, and to make new friends. He opens a pizza shop known as Flare's Pizza Parlor. Flare is very humorous, random, loyal, but sensitive in certain ways and doesn't always think before he does. He likes to make others laugh, help them up, play video games, eat pizza, his fish, show off his magic, and he doesn't like to betrayed, lied to, being called by his first name, or anyone hurting his friends or family. He's also the founder of the Noble Six group.
Water Gun: Flare's older sister that works in a nearby bistro. Very nice, very helpful to Flare in his time of need, even though they argue alot but that's how siblings are. Water's main problems is finding the right stallion, she's despite, and Flare keeps hoping the day she moves out of his trailer.
Blaze Goldheart: A draconian (half-pony, half-dragon) with phoenix powers, and is also Flare's best friend. He's a member of the Wonderbolts, but ironically he's married to Rainbow Dash and has a daughter named Rose. Blaze is very loyal to all his friends. He's also a member of the Noble Six.
Crystal Iceblast: A very silly pony in the Noble Six that makes them laugh, no matter how circumstances are.
Red Engineer: A replica of the Engineer from TF2, sentry and dispenser included. He's very generous, like if there's one last cookie in the cookie jar that accidentally falls in the toilet, then he'll be there to give it up! He also talks alot, and has a creative imagination.
Psyche Illution: An astronomer, and also the Meg Griffin in their group; like for example: every group needs a particular somepony to tease more than anypony else, and say shut up to alot. Well, that's him! At least he's very honest all the time, no doubt about it, we can always trust him.
Aquatic Armor: A pony from a far-away land, and always wears blue armor, because that's his family heirloom, and it's all of his family that he's got left; that and his sister. Aqua is very kind, and will almost never say no, and doesn't continue an argument.
Crèmepop: Flare's special somepony, also from Mareami, and had the same problems he had. She's got alot of social problems, but she's very kind, but gets stressed out easily.
Black Thunder: Crystal's special somepony, who's a fantastic skateboarder, but he's normally the one that takes the pain more than anypony else, if you know what I mean.
Wind Racer: Aqua's sister, that is very playful, and very strong hearted. She always shows her aggressive side, like she never admits if she's wrong or sad or defeated.
Candy Cotton: Rainbow Dash's little sister that moved in with her after their parents don't bother listening to her. She's like her older sister; athletic, show-off, loyal, but gets angry is she lacks attention.
b]Dr. Porker Swinebutt: The main antagonist of the series, and is a pig. No seriously, he ain't a pony, he's actually a pig. He's a scientist, very smart, smarter than most other scientists, probably Jimmy Neutron or Dexter smart. He used to be teased alot for his name until Flare came, and Swinebutt used a device to get all the attention to Flare, and make himself popular, but it all changed after Flare left. Flare and Swinebutt use to be best friends until Swinebutt betrayed him. After that, Flare got so angry, destoryed his lab, and stole his trailer (which is what Flare currently lives in). After that, Swinebutt swore revenge to Flare, and make sure he ruins his life, same way Flare ruined his. Swinebutt's main source of weaponery is his mechanical unicorn horn he invented.
Boorlie Pomodoro: Flare's business rival that runs a BBQ restaurant across the street from his shop. Since Flare's shop has so much more costumers than him, he tries to steal his secret recipe, and have one of the best shops in all of Equestria, instead of him.
b]Flare's Fish: Darrel, a black molly that's high-spirited, and loves to have fun. Rainbow, a rainbow fish that leads the other fish, and knows what's best for everyone. Dorthey, another rainbow that wants to take Rainbow's job; she also likes to tease. Yoyo, a yoyo loach that loves to eat. Piddles, an albino catfish that complains and sleeps alot. The fish can communicate with eachother and other animals, but Flare cannot understand them.
Apollo: Blaze's pet phoenix, and a good friend of Flare's fish. Blaze can communicate with Apollo.
