Most ponies aren't used to seeing the dark side of Pinkie Pie. She's Ponyville's resident party pony, after all! She's the mare you go to when you're in need of a smile. For her to lose that charm and energy... well, it's practically unthinkable!

However, not even she is immune to having a Bad Day™, and when a day like that hits, it hits hard. But if she's the pony that's supposed to help ponies smile, who is going to help her smile?

Her husband, of course.

Requested by Perfectly Insane.

Pinkie Pie has a secret that she keeps from her friends. If discovered, it could ruin her reputation. What could it be?
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Not related to any other stories I've written.
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A pair of apex predators is visiting Ponyville. Absolutely nothing bad can/will come out of this. No siree, nothing whatsoever. Zilch. Notta. Complete lack of things going wrong, messing up, and/or pandemonium.

Just another regular, peaceful day in Ponyville, this is . . .

He's a semi-omniscient four-legged reptile of action
This goofy little gator will never flinch from the fray
He's got more than just his disguise,
He's got a pair of big walleyes
And whenever you're near him, you'll always hear him say:
*chomp*
He's Gummy!
Gummy the Gator!

Now with live reading by ZeusMacD.

This is a one-shot. It will never be any more than a one-shot I couldn't get out of my head

This is also partly a tribute to the greatest show Disney ever produced, Phineas & Ferb. I was doing some idle searching, and found that the show recently ended, wrapping up six years on air. I wish Swampy and Povenmire good luck in their future endeavors.

I try to write a shipfic about Pinkie Pie, but she has other plans...

Life as a filly isn't always easy. Making friends, trying not to be weird, living with the hard times of your past. But when a new filly comes to town stealing Scootaloo's attention and other ponies start to disappear, well, what do you blame?

A dark tale following Scootaloo and her friends as she tries to unravel the mystery surrounding the newcomer, the missing ponies, and the nightmares that accompany them.

(Special thanks to Razorbeam, my professional heckler, and Aziraphael, my crossout artist for their help editing the later chapters.)

Being called away to her rock farm for an emergency, Pinkie Pie asks Rainbow Dash to watch Sugarcube Corner and alligator-sit Gummy for a couple of days. It's all going so well, until Dash sits down... and hears a squelchy noise underneath her. Oops.

Yes, the title is a direct call out to Weekend At Bernie's and this book. Just so we're clear.

Six pets hang out in Twilight's basement.

One of the best philosophical minds of our time, Gummy relates to us his innermost thoughts about life, the Universe and candy.

Now in audio! Thanks to RRBrony, you can now listen to both chapters here!

Thanks to Forest_Jade, we also have a Chinese translation which can be found here!

Anyone or anything who knows of Pinkie Pie cannot think of a better party planner. The super duper party pony has planned, held, and participated in parties of just about any kind or occasion that anyone could think of.

So when Golden Harvest wants a party because she's getting divorced from a stallion she constantly argues with, she knows exactly who to turn to. But Pinkie doesn't think a divorce is a reason to party at all. She doesn't see the end of a nightmare; she sees the death of true love. Can Pinkie get past her own objections and make the party happen, or will there be lasting bitter feelings from the carrot farmer toward the party planner as well?

Has some comedic material, 'cuz with Pinkie as the focus it's impossible to fully avoid. Rated Teen for subject matter. Screncapped a still from the episode Maud Pie for the cover art.