This story is a sequel to What Doesn't Kill You

Anon, fed up with being a handyman for the town, searches for his calling in life. And despite Twilight's assurances that he has no magic, Anon discovers avenues he's yet to explore.

If only he wasn't such an asshole.

In this world, the mane 6 never found each other, and each found a more... evil calling. starlight glimmer is a med student who wants to explore the differences in humans, and how to eliminate them to make everyone equal, so what better mentor for her than the renowned biochemist dr Twilight Sparkle! But Twilight isn't all that she seems, and may be connected to something far more sinister than Starlight could ever imagine...and maybe she'll join her, only time can tell. However,one thing's for sure: friendship isn't magic, and its doubtful it ever was...

A lone bounty hunter wanders, across Equestria. Hiding, beneath a skin tight suit, embedded with, the strongest of armour, nopony knows her real identity. Usually, she never thinks about the target, but after accepting a new contract, old memories begin to resurface. Despite this, the hunter ignores her feelings for the job must come first.

Rainbow Dash finds... something on her early morning flight over the Everfree Forest. She's not exactly sure what this something is, but she sure will make sure to not only keep him safe, but also away from anypony! She doesn't need the whole town freaking out about him!

After all, who would believe her story that a deformed ghost was wanting to burn down the whole Everfree Forest as retribution?

In the magical kingdom of Equestria, Rainbow Dash, the brave and daring pegasus of Ponyville, finds herself caught in a whirlwind of events after saving a royal family of unicorns from a brief accident. As a result, the royal sisters decide to make her a princess for their brother, causing her life to take an unexpected turn.

Will the prince be able to win her heart, or will the special bonds she shares with the charming Soarin determine her destiny? With the weight of responsibility and expectations on her shoulders, Rainbow Dash embarks on a journey of self-discovery, where she will confront her true feelings and must make decisions that will define her future in the kingdom of Equestria.

After gaining thousands of IQ points from Reddit, Rainbow Dash finds her lovely day interrupted by a menacing insect. The beast aims to cuddle all in her path...including the cerulean speedster herself and her normie marefriend Rarity!

Will Rainbow triumph?

I don't know! Read the story, you lazy bum!

CW: Contains jokes about Redditors, female respecters, 2000s-era atheists, bugs, aggressive cuddling, Christopher Walken, and people who graduated from online universities. Not recommended for the faint of heart or those expecting a good story.

Written for Rockstar Raccoon's Crackfic Storm 2024.

An April Fool's joke that spiraled out of control.

Author note: GUYS THIS WAS INFACT MADE ON MARCH 31ST. TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH TIME CHRUNCH. I SEE OTHER STORYS GOING OUT ON MARCH 31ST GOTTA GET MINE OUT THERE.
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Anon gaslights Twilight into thinking its not april first.

This story is a sequel to Shining Armor is Anon's Terrible Dad

You are Anon. After waking up to get breakfast, you discover that you’ve been adopted by Twilight Sparkle and her best friends, who are acting strange. You’re going to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Rainbow Dash knows it’s the rule that you should always be nice to service workers, but it’s getting really hard to keep it together when she’s about to be late for class and the blonde girl behind the counter insists on taking 30 minutes to make her order and keeps staring at her the entire time, and Rainbow desperately needs her Monday morning boost, like right now.

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Rainbow Dash's smoothie-related misadventures lead her to starting a new part-time job at Sweet Apple Shakes. Now she must face her super-weird new coworker, a girl named Applejack who probably hates her.

(Based on an EQG short, but not EQG. The cover is a temp thing.)

Rated Teen for swearing and talk of unhealthy lifestyle habits. Warnings to be updated.

This story is a sequel to Hearts and Shoes Day

A shocking revelation quickly ends any thoughts Anon had about enjoying a lazy morning, fortunately, he has ponies he can trust to help him see through his mare friends antics.

Sadly, he didn't have anyone to stop him from trying to one-up Ponyville's premier prankster.

Technically a sequel to my previous Anon and Rainbow Dash story, but reading it isn't required.