After a glorious battle, Finn and Jake have earned a long rest in their treehouse. Little do they know that Magic Man sent a portal into their doorway and sent them to Equestria! Obviously, hilarity ensues.

The story follows Jinn Hubert, a kid who had a special gift within him, and the government wishes to abuse that gift "for the good of their country". Luckily, the parents of Jinn caught on to their plans and escaped to Canterlot City to start over with Jinn making some new friends. Eventually, he was pulled into a citywide Card Wars card game with two sides warring with each other for complete control over all; The Crusading Wondercolts and The Servants of the Tiara, they fought for a relic that could ensure that special control: The Goddess Card.

But when magic that has leaked out of the portal to Equestria enters the fray, everything changes; the creatures, spells, landscapes, everything in Card Wars becomes real, not only that, it also earns the attention of the government, the same one that was hunting Jinn. The fate of Canterlot City and maybe even the world rests solely on the shoulders of Jinn and his special gift. Let us see where Jinn's road to greatness takes him.

A crossover of Equestria Girls and Adventure Time's Card Wars card game and a parody of South Park: The Stick of Truth for Xbox 360.

The story and gameplay is based off of the Card Wars Kingdom phone app.

I've heard a lot of perspectives on how Equestria began through ponies, griffons, and many other races, but none of them are the real deal.

To those who are more inclined to science, the world was created by forces magic and gravity. Said factors clumping rocks together to form Equis and the sun and moon that orbit it about five hundred thousand years ago. Partially true, in a sense, but still too young, and too less time for evolution.

The more religous fanatics, mainly ponies, believed in an even more ridiculous story that their very rulers are the creators of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! Get a hobby, zealot boy! Some claim Celestia and Luna are omniscient and omnipotent, but that's obviously not the case. Again, partially true.

Primitive culture, isn't it. No, I'm not gonna tell you another one of those. No, no, no. I am gonna tell you the truth of how it began. Now how would I know? Well, it was because I was there. I'll tell you the true story from my birth and life as a human to the world you all know and love.

Now, feast your eyes and ears as I tell you everything I remember about it.

This is my first one-shot. Feast your eyes.

A collection of short stories in which the inhabitants of the land of Ooo and the inhabitants of Equestria interact in various ways.

May contain farting, poo, swords, dogs, apples, and lumps.